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Full Episode
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Oh, yeah. It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that it's a good to be classy or to just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Tate Sully, coming at you on a beautiful day, 2025, baby. The year of the Kia. Look out.
Out here at Aunt Tootie's out in the new edition. She's upstairs in the K-Hole. It's a long New Year's Eve for Tony. Sure. It's from our good friend Charles Terry over there on the old Patreon. My co-host is coming at you from across the table. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage? He is an international businessman and one of the top 25 executives in the year 2025, Kevin James Ryan.
Wow, they're already giving that award out two days into the year. Good for them. You're killing it, buddy. I had a good day. Shout out to you. First quarter's looking all right. What's up, everybody? Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. And obviously, the greatest website of all time. Talk to me.
Starting off the year with a bang. Go over to www.patreon.com. Slash all your garbage. You get all that bonus content. Plus, you get to ask your garbage question on the air. I wanted to ask you this, kicking off the year. Oh, God. I might be switching over. Okay. What? This could be anything. It could be, like, underwear. It could be, like, some sort of diet. I'm going all mortadella this year.
Some sort of cheese product. Which is really just fancy bologna. Sure. Can I tell you that? Have you ever had mortadella? No. You haven't. I mean, I have. I don't like it. How do you not like that? I don't know what to tell you. Lucas?
Scares me.
Yeah. Looks like something from Goosebumps. Date an Italian chick at high school. Never look back. Can't go near an eggplant parm. Is it trashy? I think I know what your stance is on this. Uh, there's really two kinds of guys out there in the world. And I think I'm becoming... Dude, your fingernails are so dirty. It's crazy. I just clocked that. That's bad. What were you doing?
Cleaning out the chimney for Santa Claus? That's crazy. What were you doing? You're just rolling like that? I get a little dirt under my nails. That's right. Goddamn working man. Oh, man. I don't know how they got like that. That's a lot of soot or poop. One or the other. Scratching coal. Oh, man. All right. God bless your wife. I know how you... Can I get some gloves?
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