Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Pickin' Up Broads w/ Kippy & Foley!
Thu, 19 Dec 2024 05:10:00 -0000
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Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of Are You Garbage?
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?
Oh, yeah.
It's that little show where we sit there with your favorite comedians, and we find that they're good to be classy.
Yeah.
Or if they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Tate Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in the new addition. She's down in the basement doing a little remodeling. Okay. Panic room. Okay. Good for her. That's from Ecuadorian Gray over there on the Patreon. Is that your plug? Coming up with some zingers over there. I like it.
It's fun. My co-host is coming at you from across the table. Speaking of fun, he is the CEO of Are You Garbage? He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world because it's coming up on Christmas bonus time. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan, everybody. I don't like you painting this thing that I give you a paycheck or something.
You're really spinning the narrative to the fucking homies and the bozos out there. As you do, we've entered Foleyville. What's up, everybody? Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Oh, yeah. And obviously, the greatest website of all time. Sweet lord.
You go over there. You go www.patreon.com. You get all that bonus content, gang. Yes, sir. And a new thing we're doing is you get to the homies are submitting their own tootie jokes. They're two for two already. Got a writing staff. Subbing out your job real quick. I like it. Cultivating artists over there. Is that what you're doing? Yeah.
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Chapter 2: What funny stories do they share about diners?
Because I stayed in that TWA hotel. Yeah, that's, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's at the, they have like the interior of a. Yeah, they have the interior, but not the plane. Wait, what are you saying? It flies around. No, it looks like, because it has like screens outside the window. You look like you're in the air. Some people we know were just in it. It looks real nice. No? I don't know.
I've never... I feel like that shit's coming back. I'm more of a Flannery's man myself. That's crazy. Look at... I mean, dude, the town came out to watch it get put in. That's kind of... That's Pendell. Pendell ain't a great area. Man, look at that dirtbag in the fucking jean shorts. The jean shorts.
No shirt.
Two guys with no shirts on and jean shorts. The airplane diner. That's what I remember it as. It turned into the airplane diner. Okay, that makes sense. And I remember going, can we fucking go in there? And it never took you, huh? It never fucking took me. Right, a weight limit. That little bastard bringing the whole thing down. We're not going to get up. He's pulling on the yoke.
He's having flashbacks. I'm asking for more dinner rolls. Man. Yeah. Insane. One of the homies sent me a link to a YouTube video of all old shit, all old franchises that are closed down now. A lot of them had the gimmicks. It was the Yankee Doodle Band. You had to get the newspaper to write about you. It's like very Jackie Moon from Tropic Thunder. Yeah. You had to fucking create a buzz.
Yeah. What a fucking marketing genius. Put an airplane out there. I got a lot of coke involved in this, too, I think. That's crazy.
Figuring that out. Yeah, I was like, damn, dude. It's not still there. It's not still there. They took it and they sold it or gave it to the Museum of Aviation. Sold it to the Iranians or something like that. Good luck. Smells like old beef in there. There's still a couple of line cooks in the back. What the hell? No, so apparently the inside of it, the cockpit was never changed. Okay.
So it was still original, and the museum was like, this is the only lasting one of these. Wow. Yeah. A Constellation. They were big back in the day. Yeah. If you watched Aviator. Oh, is that the one? It was the Lockheed Constellation. I feel like that might have been Howard Hughes that made that, or he had the other one. Can you get in on that? Who made the Constellation?
It looks like the one from that movie, but I don't fucking know. Yeah. There was two big planes. Or maybe I'm thinking of the C-17. Lockheed. Lockheed, right. Who designed it? Does it say who designed it? I thought, what's his name? Fred Turner. Howard Hughes. Fred Turner. Who's Fred Turner? Leonardo DiCaprio. Fred Turner's Ray Kroc's second man in charge. You've been watching The Fountain.
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Chapter 3: What is the significance of the airplane-themed restaurant?
2040? 1970?
1998. There you go. Yeah. You apologize? Call me a liar? I don't think I called you a liar. I just questioned that I most of... What was she in in the 2000s? The Iron Man? I mean, come on. That's a comebacker. That's a, you know, that wasn't her heyday. I would say that. Listen, I don't have the facts. Relax. Give me her videology, filmology. I don't know why... Go to IMBD. Give me her 23andMe.
I don't know why you're taking your personal friends with her and I'm shitting on her. I'm not. I just thought that it was more in the early... Working the industry together. Oh, God. You're intolerable. Sufferable. What do you got, Luke? The internet's so slow. I'm sorry. God damn it. Tutty! Jesus Christ. Tutty stinks. Brock's killing me. God damn holidays. Can't even get on the internet.
She was in Austin Powers. Okay. Royal Tenenbaums. But that, again, I would still, is a little bit after her heyday. But that was 2001. We're saying 1990. No, late 90s into the 2000s, I would say, is her heyday.
All right, so what's she doing in the late 90s?
99.
She had a run.
Yeah. Bounce, Her and Affleck. I remember that. Shallow Hal, 2001. Royal Tenenbaums, 2001. Okay. Austin Powers, 2002. Okay. Working. View from the Top. I don't know what that is. Possession, 2002, 2003. Proof. I don't know what that is. Oh, wait. Is that the proof? Is that the one with... What the fuck? Why am I drawing a blank? Gladiator. Russell Crowe.
Where he goes and gets her, they end up falling in love. That does not... No, Jake Gyllenhaal. Jake Gyllenhaal. Yeah, I mean, late 90s into the 2000s for sure. Okay. I mean, mid-90s, Miss Parker, Flesh and Bone, Mal, these are all like fucking... All stuff you would do. If I had the body, sure.
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