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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Pickin' Up Broads w/ Kippy & Foley!

Thu, 19 Dec 2024

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Are You Garbage is back with Kippy and Foley for a family episode talking pickin' up chicks, nostalgia diners, and your parents setting you up, it's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG & Friends: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Aura Frames: Save on the perfect gift by visiting https://AuraFrames.com to get $35-off Aura’s best-selling Carver Mat frames by using promo code GARBAGE at checkout. Acorns: Head to https://acorns.com/GARBAGE or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! Soul: https://getsoul.com with promo code GARBAGE Adam & Eve: https://adamandeve.qrd.by/x8w0dv with promo code GARBAGE Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of Are You Garbage?

0.209 - 18.744 H. Foley

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

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19.795 - 25.619 Kevin Ryan

Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

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25.639 - 25.919 H. Foley

Oh, yeah.

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25.939 - 29.802 Kevin Ryan

It's that little show where we sit there with your favorite comedians, and we find that they're good to be classy.

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29.942 - 30.062 H. Foley

Yeah.

30.643 - 51.02 Kevin Ryan

Or if they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Tate Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in the new addition. She's down in the basement doing a little remodeling. Okay. Panic room. Okay. Good for her. That's from Ecuadorian Gray over there on the Patreon. Is that your plug? Coming up with some zingers over there. I like it.

51.261 - 69.681 Kevin Ryan

It's fun. My co-host is coming at you from across the table. Speaking of fun, he is the CEO of Are You Garbage? He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world because it's coming up on Christmas bonus time. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan, everybody. I don't like you painting this thing that I give you a paycheck or something.

69.901 - 81.173 Kevin Ryan

You're really spinning the narrative to the fucking homies and the bozos out there. As you do, we've entered Foleyville. What's up, everybody? Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube.

81.273 - 81.493 Kevin Ryan

Oh, yeah.

Chapter 2: What funny stories do they share about diners?

477.915 - 498.784 Kevin Ryan

Because I stayed in that TWA hotel. Yeah, that's, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's at the, they have like the interior of a. Yeah, they have the interior, but not the plane. Wait, what are you saying? It flies around. No, it looks like, because it has like screens outside the window. You look like you're in the air. Some people we know were just in it. It looks real nice. No? I don't know.

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498.904 - 515.637 Kevin Ryan

I've never... I feel like that shit's coming back. I'm more of a Flannery's man myself. That's crazy. Look at... I mean, dude, the town came out to watch it get put in. That's kind of... That's Pendell. Pendell ain't a great area. Man, look at that dirtbag in the fucking jean shorts. The jean shorts.

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515.797 - 516.357 Unknown

No shirt.

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516.377 - 536.725 Kevin Ryan

Two guys with no shirts on and jean shorts. The airplane diner. That's what I remember it as. It turned into the airplane diner. Okay, that makes sense. And I remember going, can we fucking go in there? And it never took you, huh? It never fucking took me. Right, a weight limit. That little bastard bringing the whole thing down. We're not going to get up. He's pulling on the yoke.

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537.646 - 561.579 Kevin Ryan

He's having flashbacks. I'm asking for more dinner rolls. Man. Yeah. Insane. One of the homies sent me a link to a YouTube video of all old shit, all old franchises that are closed down now. A lot of them had the gimmicks. It was the Yankee Doodle Band. You had to get the newspaper to write about you. It's like very Jackie Moon from Tropic Thunder.

561.599 - 563.42 Kevin Ryan

Yeah. You had to fucking create a buzz.

563.48 - 565.922 Kevin Ryan

Yeah. What a fucking marketing genius.

566.362 - 567.003 Kevin Ryan

Put an airplane out there.

567.023 - 569.224 Kevin Ryan

I got a lot of coke involved in this, too, I think.

Chapter 3: What is the significance of the airplane-themed restaurant?

3630.065 - 3630.045 H. Foley

2040?

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3631.706 - 3631.686 H. Foley

1970?

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3631.726 - 3664.778 Kevin Ryan

1998. There you go. Yeah. You apologize? Call me a liar? I don't think I called you a liar. I just questioned that I most of... What was she in in the 2000s? The Iron Man? I mean, come on. That's a comebacker. That's a, you know, that wasn't her heyday. I would say that. Listen, I don't have the facts. Relax. Give me her videology, filmology. I don't know why... Go to IMBD. Give me her 23andMe.

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3666.465 - 3685.231 Kevin Ryan

I don't know why you're taking your personal friends with her and I'm shitting on her. I'm not. I just thought that it was more in the early... Working the industry together. Oh, God. You're intolerable. Sufferable. What do you got, Luke? The internet's so slow. I'm sorry. God damn it. Tutty! Jesus Christ. Tutty stinks. Brock's killing me. God damn holidays. Can't even get on the internet.

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3687.131 - 3702.37 Unknown

She was in Austin Powers. Okay. Royal Tenenbaums. But that, again, I would still, is a little bit after her heyday. But that was 2001. We're saying 1990. No, late 90s into the 2000s, I would say, is her heyday.

3702.45 - 3704.092 Kevin Ryan

All right, so what's she doing in the late 90s?

3709.439 - 3709.398 H. Foley

99.

3709.679 - 3710.54 Unknown

She had a run.

3713.223 - 3742.482 Kevin Ryan

Yeah. Bounce, Her and Affleck. I remember that. Shallow Hal, 2001. Royal Tenenbaums, 2001. Okay. Austin Powers, 2002. Okay. Working. View from the Top. I don't know what that is. Possession, 2002, 2003. Proof. I don't know what that is. Oh, wait. Is that the proof? Is that the one with... What the fuck? Why am I drawing a blank? Gladiator. Russell Crowe.

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