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Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
Back to the dreads. Hold on a second. I can't let this slide. No, of course. How long did it take you to build them up? Takes a while, right? And when did you decide, I'm going to be a white dude wearing dreads? And nobody said anything to you?
I'm sure a lot of people did. Yeah, a lot of people did. It was, I guess, senior year of high school. I was like, I'm not even fucking around. I saw Lil Wayne with dreads for the first time. That's a big swing for senior year of high school. How about some cornrows? Well, I couldn't do it in school, so I had to wait until the summer.
I had a Puerto Rican chick partition my hair off, and I ordered a kit on the internet that I put beeswax in. Dreads for white dudes? Comes with free patchouli oil or whatever? And they were not great. And you just don't wash your hair? There was a special shampoo in the little kit that I bought. They stunk physically, metaphorically, every way you can think of them stinking.
And how long did you keep them?
I think three months.
And what did your parents say?
Not much about it. They were pretty happy to see me looking like a skinhead when they got back from my little sister's basketball game one day.
Now, was this more like hippie dreads or like you wanted to be Lil Wayne dreads? But walked in both worlds a little bit. I was still in my G-unit era.
I still am. Were you writing any rap lyrics at the time? I was freestyling a little bit. Don't know if I was writing anything down. Had to come off the dome.
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Chapter 2: Who is Jon DelCollo and what are his recent projects?
Yeah.
That's pretty good. How come the other kids didn't go?
My mom was probably pregnant. I was in kindergarten, so you can miss color day or whatever, you know? Sure. But my older sister was probably in, like, fifth grade, so she's not going to get taken out of school.
This was during school?
Yeah. Yeah. Pretty cool little trip for little John to go on. Was it a short one? I think like two nights. Go down, buy the ticket. Could have just been one night. Hit the park? I went to Magic Kingdom for one day, yeah. That's nuts, dude. That's a level of... Did he win?
That's a level of... He did not win. Fuck! That's a level of trash that's like... Let's go, we're leaving.
It kind of makes sense, though. He's ripping up the ticket.
I mean, we used to do it, obviously, like for living outside of Philadelphia, we would go to Jersey. If there was a big jackpot or whatever, you'd buy your tickets.
Take your kid out of school to take him to Jersey for the afternoon.
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Chapter 3: What was Jon's experience with dreadlocks?
Devil stick, man. That's why that's always one of my best friends.
What age is that? That's probably a skateboarding era. So fourth, fifth, whatever grade? Eight, nine, ten, eleven years old.
Okay.
I could do it all. Skateboard and do devil sticks. Still doing the chain wallet. That was pretty short-lived. I think that was probably only a- Kept tripping over himself. Two-year phase, maybe. But there's a good chance I was doing devil sticks on the Rehoboth boardwalk with a chain wallet. Sure. Any overalls? I don't think so.
Never overalls. What were the pants? Were you wearing the big, puffy pants? I didn't wear the JNCOs, no.
Not JNCOs. There was another UFOs or something was a big- I remember those. They were big cargoes. They were real baggy cargoes. They were like break dancers. There was a store called Mr. Rags we used to go to. Man, it was like a breakdancer clothing store. We were losers.
Mr. Rags.
Any sneakers with no laces in them?
Like you mean I took them out and... Yeah. I don't think so.
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