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Chapter 1: What is the RU Garbage card game?
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Yeah, we got over 50 questions right here. Was your babysitter a man? Hit me. Yes, he was. Ever been run over? How you doing?
Yes, I have.
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Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?
Oh, yeah.
It's that little show where we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that if they're good to be classy, or if they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Dave Tully, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootie's in a new edition. She just made a little breakfast. Okay. Newport 100 and some cooking wine. That's not bad.
It's going to be a short day. I'll tell you that right now. My co-host is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of RU Garbage. He is an international businessman, and he's my best pal in the whole wide world, and I love him, and I don't care who knows it. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan, everybody.
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Chapter 2: What are the questions asked to Harland Williams?
Yes, sir, and we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest back with us again today. One of the few, believe it or not, to come up classy. Put us through the ringer. In the RU Garbage algorithm, don't let the sun-kissed coffee and can of Coke fool you or the MacGyver leather jacket that he walked in.
Give it up for the one, the only, Mr. Harland Williams, everybody. Yay!
Look at him. Thank you.
Man, he just hit us like he was doing panel.
That was good.
Thank you.
This guy's a gosh darn pro.
Thank you.
So the last time you were here, we went back and did our research. We had our data entry team. Go back and pull all the facts from the last episode and they said you were a big coca-cola slash Maybe diet coke kind of guys.
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Chapter 3: Who are the hosts of Are You Garbage?
You shocked us. He just turned the show on us. You shocked us a little bit. Uh-huh.
I did?
Yeah. We thought you were going to be a little more trashy, but you're, you know.
You're well-traveled. Well-traveled. Well-educated. Come from good stock. Yeah. Very smart with your money.
Good amount of cash. Good amount of cash. The soda's not great, you know.
Yeah. Give an indulgence. But what makes you garbage?
I would have to argue two sodas on the table, two different sodas on the table at the same time is a step into the garbage realm.
Okay. So I'm sort of litter heading towards garbage? Yes, yes. You're refuse at the moment.
You're an old Big Mac rapper. Okay, good. Just outside the trash can. I love it.
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Chapter 4: What is Harland Williams' soda preference?
Is there anywhere else your picture is? A pizza place that you know of? A pizza place? A barber shop? Something dry cleaner or something like that?
I think it's at a lot of comedy clubs, but my favorite moment... Yeah, there are headshots everywhere. When I was in... Tim's got his head up in the air. Tim's got his head. Tim likes head. I was starting out in Hollywood, and things were just sort of getting going. And, you know, you're kind of a nobody until you're somebody. And near my house, there was a Blockbuster video. Yeah.
And they had a parking lot, and on the little cement blocks at the front where you pull in, they had people's names. And one day after being gone there for about two or three years, I pulled in, and my name was on the thing, and that made me so happy. That's amazing. It was really weird, yeah. You're in your car ready to kill yourself. You see that, you're like, all right. All right, I made it.
Blockbuster parking lot. Hollywood, baby.
You ever meet Carson? You ever meet Johnny Carson?
I never met him, but I was fortunate enough to go and see the taping of two of the shows in Burbank. Whoa. I had just moved to L.A. when he was sort of wrapping up. I think he was in his final three years.
Yes.
And I knew that I wasn't there long enough to get on the show, but I thought I at least want to see it. So I got someone to help me get tickets to go in, and I got to sit there and watch him twice, like come through and do it. So that was pretty special. That's amazing. Something else back then.
And then I did Star Search way back in the day, and Ed McMahon was the host, so that was like the next best thing.
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Chapter 5: What funny flight stories does Harland have?
I mean, that's a hit.
Yeah.
Came out 25 years ago this month.
Yeah.
I swear to God, I just saw Johnny Billboard over here. I saw a YouTube short yesterday of five songs that came out 25 years ago today. Yeah. And that was one of them. She's Greek. She is Greek. Yeah. K.U.T. too.
Wow. Very cute. You guys in the fan club? How the hell do you know all these random Furtado facts? Yeah.
He was a big star.
Furtado, by the way, also a sex act in West Hollywood. Invented by Harlan Williams. Yeah. And the full act is a Nelly Furtado. If you ever want to do the full. Nelly Frappe. There you go.
Ah, the Greek. I'm tying it all in. Yeah, you are. See? We're riffing here, Kippy.
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