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Chapter 1: What upcoming shows are the hosts promoting?
Hear ye, hear ye, the good people of Pittsburgh and Cleveland. The boys are coming for that Back on the Block tour. We added second shows and they're selling fast.
Yeah, baby. April 14th, we're going to be at the Pittsburgh Improv. And then April 16th, we're going to be at Hilarities in Cleveland. Tickets are going fast. The first show sold out. Second show's now high demand. Get the tickets. We'll see you there. See you there.
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Oh, yeah. It's our little show where we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that they're good to be classy. Yeah. Or they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Dave Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day.
We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition. Tonight's strip poker night. Okay. So we got to be out of the house. All right. Just heard another guy. Ooh. Which is weird. I wonder if she's going to bluff every day. Ah, shit, you got me. Mike Coase is coming at you from across the table. This is what we call a family episode, just the boys, the bozos, and the homies.
He is the CEO of Are You Garbage? He is an international businessman, and he's the king of the burbs, baby. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan.
Yeah, how you doing?
A little spackling this weekend, huh?
Tim the Tool Man Taylor out here. Woo! Yeah, King of the Bird. Shout out to you. Thanks, everybody, for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, review, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Also, full video available now on Spotify. Apparently, those numbers are cooking over there. They're all right over there.
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Chapter 2: What is the premise of the Are You Garbage podcast?
So what did you. A bed for Hans. What did you decide on which room for the baby? Because that's big. That's going to be his room. You know what I mean? Yeah. Did you pick a good one for him?
I don't know. What's the difference between a good room and a. In Foleyville. Quick pit stop in Foleyville.
Is it far away from your room?
The way the house is set up. So when he's in high school, he can have broads over. The way the house is set up, you go up the stairs and all four doors come off that. There's no down the hall. Does he have a window?
Yeah, he's got a window. Crank heaters out there. Can he get out that window onto the roof and then sneak down and go meet his boys? Sure. Yeah? Uh-huh. Did he get away?
Yeah. Also, like, go sneak out. Go. I don't care. Take the car. As a baby? Just fill it up. Fill up the gas tank. I don't care. As a baby, you shouldn't be driving. What do you want from me? Kids these days, you know?
Okay.
All right. Just because that's big. I had to do some spackle. This is, like, also a very garbage thing that I've realized. Man, I was cursing the previous owner of this house. Got a lemon. Duh. Just like he tried to do work himself, it looks like. Like I would do it. You know what I mean? In this room. Not good. Just like the train. I think he did the windows himself.
Them things are lumpy as a mofo. Yeah, you know. Put them in himself? I don't know. It's a lot of. You got to sand all that shit down. Thanks, guy. What do you think? Listen, you're talking to the king of the burbs. I know, okay? I know this. I'll come down and help you. Listen, these delusions of grandeur you have about being handy. Although a lot of people, I did not expect it.
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Chapter 3: What home improvement projects are discussed?
I know.
Yeah, now you guys can see it, though. That's the problem.
That guy's hung like a horse. Jesus. And that diagram, that ain't real. That's not their scale, is it? He must be hard or something, right?
We're not going to figure this out. You're on the Wikipedia page. You're pulling up a medical chart.
What is it? Just Google it.
Six millimeters diameter.
Is that average?
Average.
Yeah. Mine's two. I don't think that the length of your wiener has anything to do with the size of the spout or the motion of the ocean. You've got plenty of work done still. You could do oral, too. All right. Let's see here. This is from Tim. First time, long time. Is it garbage to slide down the handrail when walking down steps?
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