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Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of Are You Garbage?
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find it has to be classy. Just a big old piece of trash. Yes, sir. I'm your host, Tate Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootie's in the new edition. She's already into the NyQuil. Okay.
10 o'clock in the morning. Could be from the night before. Broad shutting it down early, I guess. My co-host is coming at you from across the table. This is what we call a family episode. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies. And he is the CEO of RU Garbage. He is an international businessman. He's the flatbread freak, the chicken porn hero, Captain Neptune. Kevin James Ryan, everybody.
What's up, gang? Shout out to you. First of all, thanks for tuning in. Make sure you rate, review, subscribe on iTunes. And I'm told you got to say Spotify now, too. I'm getting that in my monthly reports. And then, obviously, full video available on YouTube. But then I got to be on. I'd be remiss. Hit me. If I didn't hit you with the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com.
You go over there, you get all your bonus content. I'm talking over 400 hours of podcast episodes sitting over there waiting for you to join. The 13,000 people are already there. Ooh, the army of garbage out there. Shout out to all the homies. Little homies appreciation. Not on the Patreon. The shareholders. Do yourself a favor.
Get over there.
The boots on the ground. The sleeper cells. That's right. Let me tell you this real quick. I was at Patty's last night. Funny you mention that. Me too. Really? Thought I saw some extra small condoms laying around the bedroom. That's when I finger. Ew! Little dental jawns. This broad goes, are you hungry? I say, I could eat. She's like, I got some frozen pizza in the freezer.
You're talking to the flatbread freak, baby. So I'm thinking, all right, French bread, Elio's, DiGiorno, something's coming at me, okay? She pulls it out, and it's... Sure, you're pregnant. What you doing? What you doing next? I'm on the edge of my seat. She pulls it out, and it's two regular slices. Whoa. She froze pizza. That's crazy. She knew you were coming.
I respect that. That's like freezing milk. Isn't that illegal? I do that all the time, actually. You freeze pizza? I got five ruby roast slices in the freezer right now.
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Chapter 2: What do the hosts think about home improvements?
Well, she's got the kids over there now, so it's a little, you know, from time to time, so it's a little more. I bet you got some old cheese that's in there. Probably boxes handwritten. Nah, she was never cheesed. She's a goldfish gal, and them things are hard to keep on a shelf. Those things go quick. Sure. Especially if I get down there and open up a fucking screaming can of Coke.
You're fat ass. Yeah, and I'll just, while we're talking, I'm munching those while I'm putting an order in over at fucking Dominic's or something. I'm crushing. I'm going, I'm like 55 pieces, baby. Well, I'm whose booze. But she's doing a, you know, two, three. She's sprucing a place up a little bit. Oh, I didn't know this.
A little bit.
A little bit. Like a new coat of paint. Sex swing? What are we talking about? Jesus Christ. She listens to the program. You said you had sex with my mother. I said I was fingering her. And I'm not sure if you're joking or not. That's different. Broad gets around. She's talking about bringing some lackey to the wedding. How you doing? I'll be there, son.
You want to find some dick over there, go ahead, but you're not bringing anybody over. Jesus Christ. He's walking me down the aisle.
What's your name again?
Fuck off, me pussy. Playing him at basketball. Getting your ass kicked. Fucking pussy. Some old nom vet kicking the shit out of me. But she's doing, you know, a couple renovations. Just sprucing a place up. Got a paint job. Hasn't been painted in a long time.
On the inside.
On the inside. The whole house? Yeah. Really? No. I don't think so. On the outside. Yeah, she went candy paint. Ah, Joyce. That's candy paint. That's candy paint. It may go do it. Oh, gun metal black. She put the couch on a set of 20s, too. Odd choice. Windows are all tinted. Smells like black ice in there. She painted the outside of the house. No, inside. Inside. Okay.
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Chapter 8: What makes a good podcast episode?
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find it has to be classy. Just a big old piece of trash. Yes, sir. I'm your host, Tate Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootie's in the new edition. She's already into the NyQuil. Okay.
10 o'clock in the morning. Could be from the night before. Broad shutting it down early, I guess. My co-host is coming at you from across the table. This is what we call a family episode. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies. And he is the CEO of RU Garbage. He is an international businessman. He's the flatbread freak, the chicken porn hero, Captain Neptune. Kevin James Ryan, everybody.
What's up, gang? Shout out to you. First of all, thanks for tuning in. Make sure you rate, review, subscribe on iTunes. And I'm told you got to say Spotify now, too. I'm getting that in my monthly reports. And then, obviously, full video available on YouTube. But then I got to be on. I'd be remiss. Hit me. If I didn't hit you with the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com.
You go over there, you get all your bonus content. I'm talking over 400 hours of podcast episodes sitting over there waiting for you to join. The 13,000 people are already there. Ooh, the army of garbage out there. Shout out to all the homies. Little homies appreciation. Not on the Patreon. The shareholders. Do yourself a favor.
Get over there.
The boots on the ground. The sleeper cells. That's right. Let me tell you this real quick. I was at Patty's last night. Funny you mention that. Me too. Really? Thought I saw some extra small condoms laying around the bedroom. That's when I finger. Ew! Little dental jawns. This broad goes, are you hungry? I say, I could eat. She's like, I got some frozen pizza in the freezer.
You're talking to the flatbread freak, baby. So I'm thinking, all right, French bread, Elio's, DiGiorno, something's coming at me, okay? She pulls it out, and it's... Sure, you're pregnant. What you doing? What you doing next? I'm on the edge of my seat. She pulls it out, and it's two regular slices. Whoa. She froze pizza. That's crazy. She knew you were coming.
I respect that. That's like freezing milk. Isn't that illegal? I do that all the time, actually. You freeze pizza? I got five ruby roast slices in the freezer right now.
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