
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Who Killed JonBenét Ramsey? w/ Sam Morril | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
09 Dec 2024
Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour Sam Morril joins Tom Segura for this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! They discuss the benefits of night flights, mile high bullies, the New York City experience, the JonBenét Ramsey case, the disappointing Aaron Rodgers-Jets run, LeBron James' longevity, admiring bodies, the Vince McMahon scandals, political jokes, unique smut fetishes, trying new things on stage, and so much more! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 266 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Welcome to another episode of Two Bears, One Cave. You can see my buddy's most recent hour, You've Changed, which premiered on Amazon Prime in July, on Amazon Prime. Or you can get tickets to see his new tour, The Errors Tour, beginning in early February 2025. You can check out his popular podcast, We Might Be Drunk with Mark Norman. And of course, he's the co-creator of Bodega Cat Whiskey.
It's Sam Morrell, everybody. Let him hear it. Thanks. It's quite an intro. That was amazing. I got all the plugs. I can't follow that up, man. You're doing great. You're doing great, man. It's always good to see you. You too. Thanks for coming in. Did you come in from New York? Were you just in New York?
Yeah. Late flight last night. Streamed the Knicks on the flight. Big dub. God, you're a hardcore fan. I'm a fan, dude. I love it. I like a night flight.
I'll take a night... Yeah. It's kind of nice. Yeah, I'll chill on a night flight. Yeah. And I like when they turn the cabin lights off. And you don't have to deal with the asshole who leaves the shade open, like, during the day, which I always hate and loathe.
I hate that. I've been flying... This is, like, my first flight in forever that wasn't delayed.
Yeah.
And it was still delayed, like, 20 minutes, but that's, like, I... No, that's a win, though. We had a fucking incident coming back from... I did Miami Improv a couple months ago with my buddy Gary Veeder, and we just... It's like a five hour delay. I'm the idiot who booked Miami during hurricane season. So I deserved it.
But with like a five hour delay, two hours, we circle for two hours in the air. And there was this drunk lady on the flight, just like screaming to her friend. Everyone like hated her. I was like, I hate this person, whatever. It's one of those flights. And then they're like, hey, we're not landing. We're out of fuel. So we're landing Dulles, Virginia.
So we're just like, ah, it's been like a seven hour day. So we're like pissed. And then we're on the runway and she's just like on the phone, drunk and shit. Everyone hates her. And Gary and I just look at each other like, what do we, do we just drive back? Like, this is crazy. And I could, I was like, all right, fuck, let's drive back. So we get off the flight. And as I got off the flight,
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