2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Sampling Your Own Sauce | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
21 Apr 2025
Check out Bert's new special "Lucky" streaming on Netflix! The 2 Bears, 5K in Tampa is less than 2 weeks away! Sign up at https://www.2bears5k.com/#intro SPONSORS: - Shop data plans at https://MINTMOBILE.com/BEARS. - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/bears. - Brought to you by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/bears to get 10% off your first month. This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kershire and Tim Segura are hooked up to IV's as they recover from their gay bar takeover and all the love the received from all those hungry bears. They talk Instagram FOMO, the magic of minority women making meals for their husbands, a chola influencer named La Sleep that Bert is obsessed with, and the performative nature of social media. They also talk about the appeal of the Kelce brothers to gays, share the unique name of a cocktail that was invented at the takeover, debate which group of people gives the best compliments, and finally they tackle the subject of sampling your own sauce, which means exactly what you think it means. Enjoy the show! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 285 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:56 - Post Takeover IV Drip 00:08:56 - Watches 00:15:31 - Car Guys & Dogs 00:21:15 - Bert Is A Mexican Woman 00:28:28 - Gay Black Couple Meals 00:33:10 - The Cholo Life 00:36:51 - Instagram FOMO 00:45:51 - Gay Compliments 00:53:53 - Kelce Bears, UTI's, & Sampling Your Own Sauce 01:01:22 - Clip: Drinking An Ari Cocktail 01:08:35 - How Much To Taste? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hey, guys, brand new episode of Two Bears, One Cave. It's me and Tommy and our health regimen. We believe wholeheartedly in IVs. Giving us our IV today is Coco. Coco is about to stick Tom. If you have a fear of needles, turn your head. Run that timer, boys. You know, the majority of people have this as their biggest fear. Needles? Needles. Here we go. I love watching it. Boom.
She's good, isn't she? Yeah. I've actually never seen one go in right there.
No? No. Well, we had a big juicy one there, so it was like, pick me, pick me.
Do you ever hear of Christian McCaffrey's story of getting one? Christian? Christian McCaffrey? No. So his dad used to get IVs every day before big games for him. He'd take him to go get him an IV. Yeah. One time, Christian McCaffrey, he's like fucking 12. His dad was a savage. Yeah, his dad really prepped him. And the guy missed the vein. And his arm, Coco, you've heard of this?
Oh, no.
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