Tyler Fischer
Appearances
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
He looks like a flaky pastry, a little Italian. Yeah, the flaky Italian nigga, nigga, yeah, yeah.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
It's not very small. It's dangerous. and they got a sword. That knife is adorable.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
9-11 was funnier than that. Yeah. God damn, dude. Wild, Joshua.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
Yeah? What do you... Do you deliver... It looks like you deliver frisbees or something. What do you deliver? What is your load? What's your load?
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
There's the clit. I'm trying to figure that out. Yeah, see it? There it is. You should teach a class on that. I should. Damn.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
Look at it, folks. Real cubic zirconium. You should pierce that guy's vagina with your earring, dude.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
Tyler Fisher, what the hell's up, my man? I'm sorry, I thought this was gonna be rough. I just landed, I took a Delta flight here and I'm still just getting reacquainted. You're upside down. Yeah, it's all upside down now.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
How about a vest jacket switch? I'm calling tech support. We need a new fucking comedian. We need a new comedian. This podcast may be recorded. These jokes may be recorded.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
You sure you're not in the valley? It looks like you direct fat porn.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
They would have to slingshot you into her pussy. I'm cool with that. I'm cool with that. We're going together. All three of us. We'll go together. She look better now. Us three could fuck Lizzo.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
We all get on his shoulders. Yeah. Hell yeah. That shirt's looking pretty good, Ari. He been stealing shirts all night, dude.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
I'm wearing some meth addict shirt. She's still thick as fuck. But you see that shit, though?
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
Why not? I like this guy. What's the difference? He's killed a couple, it looks like. You look like the accountant for a serial killer.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
I can't see shit, dude. How do you kill those people? How do you fucking kill those people, man? No wonder he's got to stay in shape. He's got to fucking get back in. Do you feel different in those glasses? Yeah, dude. I feel like I want to fuck a kid. Like I want to fuck myself. I can't even figure it out.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
We could catch pedophiles. I'll be the kid. Got him! Get him! Come on, get him! I can't see him! I can't see him! I can't fuck him if I can't see him!
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
It just looks like pedophile Halloween costume. It's just in the bag. You go, oh, sure.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
This is incredible. I would lose the glasses. You look fucking hot, man. Is that what I look like? No. Where are my single people? Come on, people. He also looks like Macaulay Culkin on meth. This is weird, man.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
That is unbelievable. You could be a Delta pilot. I could, I could.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
Well, you might be eating ear pussy when that guy takes his shirt back off.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
Take the glasses off and go to town on that guy's fucking ear. He's going to let you go up on him.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
You don't get to keep that one. You got a big one. I'll take the hat. The budget is tight. We'll keep the shirt, but I'll take the hat. Here's 10 bucks. Go buy a new shirt.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
I gotta say something. Tonight, this might be the only shirt that actually fits me. Okay.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
I think we're reading different Bibles. Yeah, yeah. It's called the e-Biblebonics.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
Two less than tonight. And I like... I could overdose on this, I'm so small.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
Dude, it looks like I stormed the Capitol in a Tesla. What are you talking about, man? Yeah.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
You could actually afford to lose half a finger. Yeah.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
Yeah. Your finger's still longer than mine, and I got the full thing.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
You should finger that guy's ear with that fucking pinky.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
I can't do anything, Tony. I wish I could tell you more. You got to meet with RFK Jr. I don't think you're a vaccine injury. I think you're just retarded. No, I hate to say it. I really hate to say it. He has retarded AIDS. I really hate to say that.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
I would do a couple shots of Pepto-Bismol. and stop being such a pussy?
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
So you and an old person, you can neither understand what the hell you're saying. Oh yeah, I speak old people.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
I thought Cam was going to suggest it. I'm a liberal, so I can't get in trouble.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
Trump should make an executive order that we could say the N-word once a month. At least once a month. Once a month, right? Get once a month. Once a month.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
See that Delta plane that crashed? Yeah. Because the day we saw each other at the airport was the day I got banned for life from Delta, and then now they're crashing all the time. How do you explain that, Tyler?
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
I got some Pepto-Bismol. Oh, my goodness. Look at that.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
It's better bacon. You said bacon bits like the trademark brand shaker drive.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
Whoa. What do you got there? It's coconut water I brought from home.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
types a type of humor so so once that hit on stage he said you have to do this for your living okay so you you took the acting course in high school and then you went to Rhode Island went to Rhode Island how long were you there I was there for three years was it was it useful it was very useful okay tell me why what'd you do I had some teachers you know and again this was before
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
You know, the political correctness stuff got out of control.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
The wokeness. This was 2005.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Probably the plastic surgery. Yeah, could be, could be. It's your rosy complexion. Placenta mask at night, you know.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah. Rhode Island acting school. You can get messy. You can fuck up. You can be offensive. There was no offensive. It was the first day of acting class. The entire class was crying. because it got that messy. We were doing these exercises where you had to push somebody. You might have a line that says like, get away and then get away, then get away, then you push them.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
We did exercises where you would be physically held to the ground and you had to use your monologue to get out of it. I had this teacher, she was twisted, but in the perfect way. And so what a gift because I just made it.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yep. Yep. And there was no casting based on race or gender or any of that stuff. So I got- Height? No height.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah, you have that height privilege.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah, you could have been a comedian. I mean, you're kind of lucky because you can get away with sneaking jokes in without the pressure of people expecting. I saw you at the Beacon Theater in 2019. And I did the whole, I got the damn suit on.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah, you cost me a lot of money. Good, good. Got the suit on and yep, yep. I just found my ticket actually.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Oh, we can tell. Yeah. No, it's great. I love that. I copied you. It's improv. I stopped using notes, set lists, all of that, based on your hearing you say that.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Well, you have that long drawn out, you know, pause because again, we're not, We're not expecting the laugh. And so I saw you milk things, and maybe you didn't know the line was coming, but you got a couple huge pops in that theater.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
And it's why you have to also get everything in your life straightened out the way you've encouraged people to, because you can't... you you can't uh have that type of focus if you have all of these other things yeah that's right so it's it's it's worth nearly killing yourself to do which yeah you know and that that's when i so how do you figure that out
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
So what changed? That was about eight years ago. Well, what changed? Well, you know, everyone has their own personal things in life. I had my traumas as a kid, and, you know, I'm lucky. I do love my family, but... For Christ's sake, everybody has gone through hell in some way or another. And going through what I did as a kid, you know, I didn't even know what being gay was.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
And so having a gay father and a mother with some proclivity, I'd say, or some predisposed mental illness, probably, seeing her crumble, you know, and then I started taking care of her. And then... never talking to anyone about that. That's a lot for a child. And every child has gone through that. And so then I had no life skills.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Because we never told each other the truth growing up, which is brutal. Yeah, that's not good. And when I did, my mom would cry and my dad would yell. So I learned how to just make jokes and make everybody happy, which was killing me. And I did that until I was 30. And when I was about 30, my mother tried to kill herself. And I found her.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
So that was sort of the seed of waking me up in a never ending list of ways. But it was, I think you've talked about this, right? If you're kind of in the middle, you're not gonna change anything. You have to hit a certain rock bottom. for something to wake you up. Because you see people just coasting.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
You don't hold back. I will, but just for the sake of it, you know. I'm not going to Russell Brand you. You know, I was, by the way, I just want to say I was watching in D.C. We did the event together.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
And I don't feel bad about impersonating you anymore because you and Russell had this little talk with a group and he hit you after every line he impersonated you. And I said, I feel I'm off the hook now. He's quite the competitive conversationalist, Mr. Brown. Yeah, and he's got a funny way of talking too. I know he did you the whole, you know, every time.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
But he'll just throw a string of words and you go, I don't know what the hell he said, but it sounds good because of that British accent. Yeah. Yeah, well, he's got that going for him.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
It's incredible. It's quite impressive, yes. But anyways, I feel good because I feel off the hook after the way he really got you. Don't hold yourself back.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
for you okay and now you have to explain why because the connection escapes me just the color you like colorful things oh yes okay okay so this was uh this was a uh jordan inspired jordan inspired i washed my shoes in the sink this morning for you
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
By the way, I was going to say everything you just said word for word. You were going to say that? And I scooped you?
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah, literally, the whole thing.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Well, what happened in that moment was, oh, I can't save anybody. That was it for me. My childhood was trying to please everybody and save everybody because it was such chaos in my house. So I used love and compassion and jokes and, you know, putting on show, you know, I would put on these shows. It was just, you know, my mom will die if I don't make her laugh. And who was it?
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Eugene, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Who was that that played? Gene, Gene. Heyman? No, no.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
How do I not remember? Yeah, yeah. Wilder. Wilder. So we had a similar experience. His mom was sick. I think she had cancer. And the doctor said, if you don't make your mom, if she cries, she's going to die. Oh, that's a good thing too. And so my mom told me the same thing. She said, I'm gonna die. And here's the lock box and here's where all this stuff is.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
She just sat me and my brothers and I said, I'm dying. She didn't say why or how. I said, was it a joke? Am I bombing over here? And so that was it. If she's not laughing, she's going to die. So that's how serious it was for me with humor and entertainment. And so when I saw her trying to take her life, She had walked into a lake and there was pills lined up on the edge of the lake.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
I mean, that's burned into my head, that image. And I went and pulled her out. And I guessed where she was. I didn't even know she was there. I was literally at a fork in the road in my car. And her husband called and said, she took the car. And, you know, the hospital said she can't drive. We knew she was suicidal at the time. And I just... picked a place and went there and pulled her out.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
And I looked at her and I realized, oh, I can't save anybody. So from that, from her nearly dying and she's psychologically gone at this point, she's still alive, but that set me free. What was the realization? that I can't, I'm not gonna save anybody. I can save.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
This is something I can't even begin to do.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah, so that was the moment when I probably started saying what I actually thought. and uh right after oh i see yeah yeah right after that um you know this this is going to connect back to the whole are you a conservative comedian well then
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah, that's true.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
And they're getting funny, too. Yeah, I know. What the hell?
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Well, if the new marker is that you are going to say what you want while risking offending people, that is comedy.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
So if people want to say that's a conservative thing, at this point I throw my hands up.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah, we did Kill Tony together.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah. They're not actually forbidden though. I tell comedians that, I go, don't say, you can't say this. Just fucking do it. You're going to pay the price. I'm in trouble all the time, all the time. But that's just part of it now. Is that a good thing? Let me rephrase that. It depends how you can handle it, I think.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah, how many new comedians' careers do you think we destroyed that night between my... Shit, can we swear on this?
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Mom's going to die. Friends are going to leave. I was dating a girl at the time who got back with her ex-boyfriend. And so I was flattened out. I mean, I barely made it through that. But that's when I started seeing your videos, and it was mind-blowing. I would see you say something, and it would just be explosive. And then I was gotten to therapy. So that forced me into therapy.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
And it was a shitty therapist. She was a social worker.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Oh, yeah. Yep, yep. However, and she saw everything through the lens of patriarchy. And I remember I said, my girlfriend cheated on me. She said, well, did she really cheat on? I mean, she really... You know, so that was, but it got me there, got me into therapy. And that was helpful? It was helpful to just be there and start vomiting stuff out. Yeah, right, right, right.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
You know, you got to do it. It's going to come out. Yeah. And then she said, I think you should go to 12-step meetings. because I was with this girl who was cheating on me and I couldn't get away from her. And so I started going to all sorts of 12 step meetings. There was no specific thing.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah, yeah. I'm not going to play Kanye's new song quite yet.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Some people said it was, she said it might be love addiction or, you know, I went to the children of alcoholics meetings and I went there and I just listened. And I did this for two years. I locked myself in base because there was no other way out. I had to go into the fire. So what did you find compelling about these meetings?
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
If you go to those meetings, and I recommend it for anyone that has any addiction, and that could be a slew of things, you go and you listen to people and you're going to, you're just, bombs are going to go off because you're going to go, holy shit. That's what I thought. That's what I felt. And I started putting the pieces together.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yes, every meeting. And, you know, everyone's sitting there sobbing and at their absolute lowest. And this guy just lost his kids for having an affair. And this, you know, there was some for people that were grieving from deaths. So that helped with my mom's suicidal, you know, fits. But I slowly started... you know, listening and just putting my story together.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Apparently I'm coming unbuttoned here. Well, I have that effect on people. You know, you can't touch anyone anymore, you know, if it's not consensual.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yes. You hold the door for a woman, she blows a rape whistle at this point. So, yeah, I started piecing it together through the 12-step meetings and learning from your lectures. You know, I can't avoid talking about this whole pinning of white privilege and...
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah, well, I've seen plenty of that, man. It has to be dealt with. So how did it affect you? Well, in the entertainment business, coming off the universities going woke in 2010, okay, then it was white people are evil and oppressive, they take everything. Okay, so we should give the roles to these people based on their skin color and their gender. Well, that spread.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
from act, and I was an actor too. I was doing TV and film and commercials, and I do a million voices. And then suddenly you'd hear your agent or manager say, they're not really looking for white people. And you'd say, well, does the role, is it determined by skin color? No.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
And then you'd look at the casting breakdown, prefer non-white, but you can still, if you want, oh, and then you'd feel like a piece of shit going, oh, am I stealing this from somebody? And that just ramped up. And then comedy clubs, you'd start to hear, we have too many white guys. And well, now all these white men are getting together secretly kind of, you know, going, is this happening to you?
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah, but we should just be quiet. And I suddenly said, no, you can't stay quiet about this. I was taught as a kid and it was pounded into my brain. You don't judge people on race or gender. You judge them on skill. You know, that old racist, what's his name? Martin Luther King. Yeah. That guy. That's what I grew up on.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
It's appalling. They started to say it out loud. I mean, every year I'd be at a comedy club, you know, and some agent would come and say, I'm from this, this, the biggest agents. I was flown out. I met with Jim Carrey's manager. I worked with them. And then they slowly started saying, it's not a good time for white guys.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
We're being told you could only submit so many, you know, and you just got here. So, I mean, I had an email that literally said, sorry, it's too tough for white guys. And they fired me the next day. And then I had another manager scout me and say, you know, we've been watching you for years. You know, we see your impressions, your videos. My stuff was going viral online.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah, I liked old Kanye's music, and then I saw him get very cocky and, you know, godlike, and I shut off. I said, this isn't going to end well.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
And he said, you're a perfect fit. And we got on the phone a few months later and he said, it is our company policy. This was like second BLM wave. Yeah. To not take on any more white men.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Well, that conversation I recorded. Yeah. So that one I got on tape and I'm now in a three year it's three year plus lawsuit. with, it's called AGI Entertainment is the name of the management company. Oh, yeah. That doesn't sound like much fun.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah, and I just said, I'm not sacrificing this thing that... not only I love and I'm very good at, but also saved my life. And I think how many young boys are going to go through that and not even have the chance of me getting messy in acting school and fucking up and bombing on stage and saying the wrong thing until it's right. You know, it just kills me. And so I said, I'm going to fight it.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
And I got- How's that going? Well- It's going to go well because it's on tape. There's nothing to hide from. I mean, it's going to get messy. And I think they're going to probably try to slander me in any way they can. And so I've had my fair share of paranoia over the last few years wondering what are they tracking and what are they going to try to expose and, you know, all that bullshit.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
But it's a hill I'm going to die on. And so we're in the discovery phase and then the deposition and I'm not gonna budge, but I got eaten alive by, a lot of comedians for this. Again, it was convenient to spin that and go, oh, he's racist. He hates black people because he's fighting this thing. Oh, just sit down and shut up. And so I learned from your Bill C-16, was it?
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
So again, I watched you go through that and just hearing you say, no, I'm not budging, period. And that was my decision.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
And so I decided I'm going to have my cake and I'm going to eat it too. I lost my Hollywood career. It's tough being at comedy clubs now because there's still quite a bit of... of tension from me putting my foot down with COVID, fighting the mandates, you know, couldn't perform at the comedy clubs. Right. So me putting my hand up, that was, that was shocking for a lot of people. Yeah.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
I go out and I tour and I put my videos online.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Well, when I made the decision, I'm going to say what I want, when I want, not without consequence. You know, there's this area of, oh, these unfiltered comedians are just going and, you know, making millions of dollars and surrounded by strippers and stuff. No, you still, you know, if it doesn't work, the crowd isn't going to reward it.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Even if you're a conservative comedian with a conservative crowd, you don't get rewarded. But it's a freedom that is imperative for an artist. You know, you can't say to a painter, you can't use blue. There's no difference than that. Getting every painter going, you can't use the color blue anymore. It's offensive. And they would go, well, no, I have to. So you just make the decision.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
I'm going to use blue. I'm going to say what I want. I'm going to make the jokes I want. You know, I mean, I'm banned.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah, sure. And I've bombed there plenty, and I've seen everyone bomb. But... But you can go home at night and go, I took the risk. So for me, it was, well, I did impressions. So I thought, why not do an impression of Dr. Fauci? Nobody was doing it. And I did that. Let's see that. You know, really, Jordan, you really got to, there's 50 shots, you know.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
The 5th, 6th, and 7th are to create a vaccine community in the body so that the 8th, 9th, and 10th feel seen and heard. 9, 10, and 11 are placebos, getting us to 12. Since 13 is an unlucky number, we go right to 14 through 59. Once we dig up the deceased, revaccinate them so that the worms don't spread COVID through the groundwater, spreading it to the seagulls, taking it over to Cuba.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Then we take little teeny tiny needles and individually vaccinate each sperm one at a time so that the babies actually come out pre-protected, then we can reopen around 2065. That's one thing I did online. And I got banned on TikTok for that. So I've been completely frozen and banned. Oh, so that's permanent. Yeah, they froze me at my, yeah, I was growing.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah, yeah, so again, but it lit a fire under my ass. It's like, all right, here we go. Gloves are off. Yeah. Well, I'm banned on that thing, which it's absurd. We have a communist Chinese app dictating our culture. It must be the stupidest thing this country's ever done. That's a hard- Aside from some horrible things we've done.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
But so then it just would strengthen me and go, well, now I have nothing to lose. I was banned on Twitter until Elon came and then I was unlocked. So it's just more fun as an artist. And- Now you're touring now where? The entire country. Every weekend I do a different city.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
They didn't actually even let me in. I applied. So talk about not being inclusive. Yeah, that's for sure. Pretty much no college let me in. Yeah. Yeah, well, has it turned out okay for you? It has. I dropped out. I went to the University of Rhode Island for acting. Oh, you did? The prestigious acting school in the middle of Rhode Island. When did you do that? Well, I'm 38, so I started at 18.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Well, when I couldn't do the comedy clubs during COVID, I would just go to Florida and do a, you know, a veterans hall or a backyard. I started growing my fan base from people that weren't allowed in restaurants. I would go to apartments in the Upper East Side for a Jewish birthday party. And I did that for a year for really no money. But I started growing my fan base. And I went to every state.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
And then I went back and I would do one night. How did you arrange that?
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
I had one guy, he said, I book breweries. Do you want to do some of those? And we did those, and we did veterans halls, and I hired a friend to be my manager. This guy named John Fatigate, who was not a manager, but because I was canceled for being white, and he goes, he believed in me so much. He pretty much gave up his career at the time, and we just...
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
worked 24 seven, seven days a week, making videos, making sketches, you know, did that woke Jordan Peterson video and he produced that. And we just did it very grassroots until I was selling so many tickets that somebody Said, fuck it. Thank God for greed. All work. Yeah.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Money's important. You can deal with that. I'm starting to see the value in it. You know, I don't need a lot, but you need a certain amount. And so... broke into the comedy clubs and now they're asking me to come do full weekends. So I do four or five shows in a city and it's incredible. And they're the best fans that you can dream of. Okay, tell me about that.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Well, because they know I'm going to say whatever I want. So they're primed for that. Right, so they're your audience. Yes. They know who you are. There's usually five people that haven't seen me, and they, at some point, will get up and start screaming at me. Oh, yeah.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
There's a shock? 15 seconds. 15 seconds. It was the record. 15 seconds? Yeah. And I went back and forth with her for a few minutes. Yeah. Her. With her. Yeah. Yep. And then they dragged her out. Yeah. Yeah.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
No, I was as left as left can be. I didn't get the COVID shot. That's when people started saying I was conservative.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
That's a big business these days.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
What a deal for everyone. She got her moment. I filmed it. I'll put it online and, you know, get some more fans from it. But they're very fun shows and I don't have an opener. I do 90 minutes, 80 to 90 minutes.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
You better write a couple minutes.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
A co-star, then guest star, where you'd have your own story. And I was being brought in for series regulars against, you know, some big names. Yeah. And that's when it all... And that was when... That was probably about eight years ago. And then the COVID thing, then I- Right. But I did- Death for performers. Daily Wire brought me in and I did Terror on the Prairie with Gina Carano.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
And that was wild. And that was non-union. So there was no COVID rule. And then Lady Ballers, which we were both in. Yeah. Yeah, right. And then Mr. Bertram, the animated series.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Like, I would have never really presumed that that was going to happen. Or what's her name? The swimmer who... Riley was in it as well.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
No, but that's a great way to fight this, by bringing her into a film about men playing in women's sports.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
I took an improv class in high school and I was a horrible kid. Horrible. Just probably like you. I remember some stories about your childhood in Canada. Yeah.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Really?
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
What about the female Canadian? Would you cut that in half?
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah. I'm actually, I was on a show called Gutfeld on Fox News.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
I'm off the show because somebody, I asked a woman out for coffee and I assume manager onlooker called it harassment, called security. Really? And had me escorted out. And so that's a new thing I'm working out. That was my first Me Too, which I'd call the most trivial Me Too in the history of the Me Too movement. This was a woman who consensually agreed to get coffee. We exchanged information.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
And somebody was so disgusted by that that they called it Wasn't someone after the same woman by any chance, was it? Well, it might've been. That'd be my guess. They won't even have a conversation. Nobody at Fox, nothing. I'm just gone. And I put it out public. I put this out. I waited for two months. Yeah, that's probably wise. I waited two months, but I just said, I'm not gonna let this happen.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
And it's tragic that young men are disappearing in the dating scene. It's not good. Dating apps are not good.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
But there is a conundrum. You're signing your will away when you drink. I remember dating girls going, no, if you are out drinking, it's off the table. You've signed your will away.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
10? Yeah. I might be as tall as you if I didn't... Start smoking. Yes.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
I was drinking beer. I was smoking cigarettes, marijuana, you know, started dating around then. So I've kind of peaked, you know, you should have had me on 20 years ago.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
It used to be about 80% or something, something like that.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah, and I don't work.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
That was a very, first of all, I was there for two years. I never flirted or asked anyone out. So I waited two years. to have the confidence. That day I'm going on Gutfeld, which is the number one comedy show. Oh, that gave me a little confidence. And then I had a comedy special on Fox Nation and it was the number one show on the platform. It beat out Martin Scorsese's series.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
So I walked in and that's the level of, you know, and I still was nervous, you know, but I thought, Tyler, you're 38, you're getting your life together. I don't drink, I don't smoke, you know, I'm under six feet tall. and I asked someone out for coffee.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah, let's go meet in public during the day, avoid alcohol, and this is gonna be 30 minutes. Yeah, I think they should have put you in prison, frankly. Well, it- They didn't put you in prison, actually. I did for about two weeks. I mean, I had a spiral. No, for two months. Yeah? Just going, did they put out a company-wide alert? There's a creep walking around asking women out for coffee.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
You know, what if they don't like milk? What if they have allergies? That's rape in this building. And so I just couldn't believe it. And when I put the story out, some press picked it up. They all off the record said this sounds completely bogus and made up.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Breaking into cars, you know, fat robbing stores. Robbing stores in what sense? Shoplifting? Shoplifting.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
What do you, you know, not to say we're gonna find a solution in 10 seconds, but how do you push back? I mean, what I'm doing personally is saying, I'm not gonna, you know, the next day I felt like a creep.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Upwards of 50. By the way, I love RFK Jr., but I said, why does every woman under 30 sound like RFK Jr.?
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Well, I did that based on your advice. Yeah. So me going on Twitter and doing that was based... It was, what do I do? Just tell the truth.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Millions of views on Twitter. Right. And then, you know, I don't think of myself as famous in any way, shape or form. The press picked it up, but I didn't even think that might happen. Oh, yeah. I'm still in. I'm banned on Twitter. I'm a naughty boy. Right. So, you know, I had no followers, you know, pretty much anywhere. So which is probably helpful because I don't overthink it.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
I just said, put it out there. And, you know, the press, they said somebody made an anonymous claim that they witnessed what happened. And they said, yes, you grabbed her phone and forced you forced your number in it. And you demanded she, you know, confirm you had her phone number. None of which happened. And I take screenshots because this stuff happens.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Sure. I stole this from Gap Kids. I was very tiny, and I was hanging out with kids four or five years older than me. And parents would- You could fit into places they couldn't go? They would send me over the counter and into a little, there'd be a little space in a car window and I would slip through and come out with the disc man and all that stuff.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
But it was somebody watching that was so upset or jealous or perhaps far left who's working at Fox News, which there's a lot of them. But I just said, I get no due process. I can't even have a... That old patriarchal thing? You know, I worked there for free, by the way, you know, and I never complained about that.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
But I busted my ass flying the middle of the night cross country to get to that show because I loved going on that show because you can say what you want. And I love Greg and I love everybody there, but I just thought this is pretty alarming that they're all held hostage to this... Insanity. Insanity.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
And I took the hit. I won't be back on there, but I took a big financial hit for that, probably quarter to a half of my income because that's how I sold tickets was through that show. Right, right, right. But I thought, what's more important than the truth?
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
I've watched you go through it many times. Yeah, right. It's happened many times. Many times. But a heroic act for you to do it because you gave the model. It's an act of terror.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
You can't even exist in a situation like that. You had a client once, I remember you said, and you said, I don't think anyone had ever told this person the truth in their life.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
And the only way out of that is to stop participating. That's it. I've removed myself from many places. I rarely go to comedy clubs anymore. There's too much risk of gossip and lies and backstabbing and that type of thing. It's my own personal... healthy need, you know, and drinking and drugs and you can go on and on and on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
And so that's how I started getting attention was doing these pretty extreme kind of, but somewhat funny behaviors. And all these kids loved it. And my parents had just gone through a divorce. So I was probably seeking, you know, some father trouble and maybe a father figure as well. Yeah. I'm a good dad, but, you know, divorce is messy.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
It was a sacrifice. You have to
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Well, it started with, you know, backyards and veteran halls. And then it moved to one woman seeing me in Nashville go on, I think, after Theo Vaughn. And she said... That's hard to do. Theo's pretty damn funny. Before or after him. Yeah. And she just said, who the hell are you and why don't you have an agent? And she got me an agent. Oh, yeah. When was that?
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
This was two, two and a half years ago. Yeah. Yeah. And then we did one-nighters all around the country. You got to go prove yourself. You go to a comedy club on a Tuesday night. They say, all right, how many people can you bring on a Tuesday night? You're right. And it turns out my fans are pretty hardcore. And a lot of them lost their livelihoods from COVID. Oh, yeah.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
So they were available to come on a Tuesday night. Ha! See? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I started packing these places out and we'd have to add a second show. And I nearly killed myself because it was, you know, it was how can you turn this down? But yeah, but I learned how to do it.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
And now I'm on year two, but it went from one-nighters to the entire weekend, which also giving, you know, or losing, I'd say my acting career to an extent, this has replaced it. This is, I'm all in and- So what does it mean to be all in? Well, it's giving up alcohol. It's giving up toxic people at all costs. any negativity, because you have to show up, as you know, when you're on stage.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
You have to give them yourself. And you have to be there. Yeah. You want them to, you know, this is a miracle.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
And I spent the, I took a lot, not a loss. I probably broke even the first year. I made a decision, you know, I'm going to do this right and I'm going to maybe get the better flight, the better hotel, the better meal. I travel with my dog. And so I decided if I think I'm going to really make it and suddenly have money and be able to turn that on, I don't think a lot of people can do it.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
I think they're stuck in that depravity mindset from the early days. And I saw a lot of comedians that are very famous and they're miserable and they don't take care of themselves on tour and they worry about the price of the cheeseburger. And I said, Tyler, we're not doing it. We're not doing that. So I spent all of my money to do it comfortably.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
And you're the first person I heard probably really criticize it properly. Which divorce? Yeah. I've never heard anyone say that before. Tell me what you remember. From what you said? Yeah. You said maybe not that it should be banned, but that it should be very rarely used.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
I really want to get back to acting because I let that whole woke thing take me down for a while. Has the industry turned around enough so that people of your shade have a... Some of the biggest agents and managers not only calling me, but breaking into my green room at shows. And I told them all to go fuck themselves because I don't trust them. And it did too much damage. It did too much damage.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
And so for now, I can't be around it in any capacity until I have the means to produce my own, write, direct, and produce my own films. So... I'm going to tour and save up and hopefully find... So I have a question about that.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
You know what they said too? They said, Tyler, we think white people are going to be accepted again soon. Yeah. I said, do you hear yourself? That's your pitch? Do you know my story? That's your pitch? Shane Gillis is doing well. And I go, yeah, he is. He's brilliant. And he went through hell. And you're citing one white guy on Netflix? I said, fuck off.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
And so, yeah, I still have a lot of anger about it, obviously.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
I think I have to win this lawsuit before I move forward. Ah, I see. It's exhausting. It's still, though it's moving slow, it's still... I have some advice about lawsuits.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah. I think it's become just, I've accepted it, that this is a part of my journey. It was embarrassing for a while. It's quite embarrassing.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Just like abortion.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah, and to be turned away for... your skin color. And it's not that I wasn't. That's the progressive thing to do. Yeah, yeah. It was humiliating, confusing, all that.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
But I know it's wrong. And so I know it's worth fighting. And I think when I put that to rest, I can start, you know, I can start producing my own films. But no, I won't work with anybody else. any big studios or any of that. I just, I couldn't trust them. I mean, I had a TV show that I sold as a, I got a development deal and it was me and another guy. And they said, it's two white guys.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
They said, bring us a stack of non-white people to hire on the show. So we had to get this. I still, I saved it. And it's just a list of people who aren't white that not necessarily talented or fit for this show. a specific TV show. Um, but it, it, it's too much to reenter right now.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Well, you've thought it through, obviously. Yeah, and I can go on stage and really, you know, there's a lot of people out there, they, they're, they're desperate for healing. You know, I just left Toronto and I said, are you, have you guys recovered from this? And, Toronto was really bad during COVID.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah, with the abortion, their time is limited because look what's happening. Most, they're pro-abortion. They love getting rid of those kids. If they do have kids, they're chopping their genitals off. Now they're blowing each other's Teslas up. They can't even make it to the abortion clinic. So I tell the conservatives, like, just give it 10 years.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
So... What do you think... How do you think... people can be guided to recover from that. Because we're not going to get an apology from the government. Trudeau's not going to come out in a headdress and blackface and say, I'm sorry.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
And people think you're funny. And if I do it in your voice, I get the serious money.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
I probably do upwards of 50, but there's some that I don't even know I can do until, you know, until I do them. You know, I have a joke about women's voices these days, you know, like the vocal fry. You know, and I just said, why does every, and by the way, I love RFK Jr., but I said, why does every woman under 30 sound like RFK Jr.?
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
And I started doing this whole thing about, you know, this is how women sound in bed.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, yeah. And all my fans love RFK. Yeah. And I think he's a fan of mine.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
But that was an interesting one. Rogan shut it down on his podcast. He's like, don't. Don't do so. You know, I didn't want to piss him off. But it's interesting because some people say he has a sense of humor. Exactly. And they say that's offensive. And I say, well, no, I'm just doing his voice. But that's become one of my most fun jokes to do.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
But the voice is just I think it was a part of the mom crying in the mirroring.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Just quiet down and sit back and they'll, you know, they're killing themselves.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
It's a lot of fun. And part of what I think when I started was I was actually so afraid to say what I wanted on stage. I would use you. I would use Trump. And then the crowd couldn't get mad. Cause like, well, the bloody feminists, these bitches, you know, they'd go, oh, that's Jordan Peterson saying it. And I thought, oh, I get away scot-free.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah, I'm trying to do that a little bit more.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
I'll be in Baltimore. I think by the time this comes out, I'll be doing a full weekend in Baltimore. And then I have June off. And then I start up.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
No, I actually, I encourage comedians to not attach any political label to it. I mean, I was just, I was as left as left can be. I, you know, I grew up in a- Hence the criminality. Yes, exactly. In the Jew hating. No, no. I just found out I'm Jewish. Oh, so you're self-hating. I'm part Jewish. Yeah. Yeah. Not down here. I'm fully Christian down here.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yep. And then I start back up. I have 100 shows the rest of the year. 100 shows. Yeah, all over the country. And then hopefully I'll do Europe next year. When? In 2026. Do you know when in 2026? We're kind of working on that right now.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a dream. I start doing your voice and you come out and just push me off.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Oh, that'd be great.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
I'm glad I didn't have quite enough time to process coming on this because I'm not sure I would have handled it well.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
I owe them, yeah. I like showing up no matter how rough the circumstances. I had a stomach virus on my birthday and showed up in Orlando. I didn't tell them, but I said, you're going to go out on that damn stage.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
But my great grandmother had an affair with a Ashkenazi Jew and had my grandfather. So I'm not linked to the Fisher bloodline at all. My last name is Landorf, and I come from a very short, stocky Jewish heritage. So that just came out. How did you find that out? 23andMe.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
But that's when people started saying I was conservative because I didn't get the COVID shot. mostly because my pediatrician said I was too tiny. Right. Just listening to my doctor. Right. But that was the beginning for me.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Your body, your choice. I know people took you to task for that, but I don't care if anyone got it. It's the forced.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah, right, right, right, right. But that's when people started going, oh, you're far right. You're a Trump supporter because you didn't get the COVID shot. And it
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
But I thought, first of all, he made it, right? His brilliance is pushing things through regulation. That's why he has buildings all over New York City. He can skip regulation. So Trump got that shot made. so much faster than it would have.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
So that on its head was just backwards. That was the first time I go, the politicization of this is completely, there's no basis for it. Profit. Yeah.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
I didn't either. I didn't know you were going to be there.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
You hadn't seen the show? Yeah. Okay, I hadn't really seen it before. So I just watched a clip or two.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
It is definitely a rocket ship version of success compared to when I started. There was no viral clips. You had to spend 10 years in basements in New York City just getting brutalized. But imagine Kill Tony, but in a basement with six or seven comedians, no real audience. And we beat the shit out of each other.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
It's just in front of the world, which is, to me, I feel fortunate that didn't happen to me. I had about 15 years of really getting dirty before any...
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah, I'd say so. I mean, I was addicted to it, but luckily it didn't stick. I think finding performing, it set me free.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Well, I was failing out of high school, and I was friends with the acting teacher. And we would hang out.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
We would do drugs together. That's definitely hanging out with the acting teacher. Public school. And I thought, well, if I take his class, I'll pass. I needed the class. And so I went and I got on stage. So you were friends with him before you took the class?
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Well, public school. Everyone, the teachers were sleeping with kids and this was not uncommon. in public school.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah, us privileged white kids were getting, you know, doing drugs with our teachers.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
This was in Rhode Island? This was in Connecticut. This was right outside of New Haven. So parents got divorced. When I was seven, my father came out of the closet.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Came out as racist. No, he came out as homophobic. No, gay, sorry. He came out as gay when I was seven. And, you know, so I also have a- So that's what precipitated the divorce. No, he was just really messy. Yeah, it had something to do with it. Yes, no doubt. They tried two years to stick it out and didn't stick.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
And so, yeah, I was out of control. Absolutely out of control. And so suddenly, you know, suddenly your parents are fighting and using you as weapons. Yeah. I've forgiven them.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
I love my parents. Two brothers. Older, younger? Two older brothers. Yeah, we're all two years apart. One has also since come out of the closet. I could come out any day now.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
I'm getting, yeah, yeah. Well, I was raised by a gay father.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
So he has that beautiful mixture of being absolutely brutal, but you're never gonna fucking, you know, this is kind of soft. And so, yeah, that's how I was raised. My mom was losing her mind and dating, you know, psychopaths. So that was one house. The other house was my dad, you know, finally exploring his new life as a gay man in the 90s. Oh yeah, that's complicated.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
At the tail end of the AIDS epidemic. And so I got on stage.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yeah, and getting on stage and it all just, people were laughing and I was doing impressions and voices, all of which I, me and my brothers, that was our coping mechanism as kids. So we would watch Saturday Night Live and we would watch comedy in South Park and, you know, that was our healing process.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
550. Broken, Blacklisted, and Saved by Comedy | Tyler Fischer
Yes, and very extreme, very physical, very extreme humor.