Tommy Bowe
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What are you doing? Yeah, what got me was the yank of the headphones. That's like a, just a little look-see, a little peek through to see how maybe violent this person might could be. And that's not a good sign. You should never yank on someone's thing.
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Like, oh, this one thing he's super controlling. And if it's this extreme, that's what it is. It's like if it's this extreme over that one thing, then it's got to be leaking into other parts of the relationship.
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And there's also a world in which, I know she said it might overwhelm her to do something so extreme, but you can take fantasy and take a droplet of it and bring it to reality and explore that. Totally. You know, maybe.
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Like, how could I do that with you, you know?
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Yeah, I mean, unless it's the naked Pokemon lunchbox, I think it's... What? Where can I buy it?
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Yeah. What an awful situation. Silver lining that it's hilarious.
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There's two little things you can have when you're hurt from someone. You can have angry, which angry makes you not feel as sad. Or you can have funny, and then you can look back and go, wow, that was so stupid.
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What's the prince guy's name in that?
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That's his name? Yeah. Wow, good brain.
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YouTube gives like the skip ahead button at the bottom. It's like we know they're just talking about fucking goofy movie now.
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Obviously that was not a healthy thing.
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You're constantly trying to make up for something wrong that you don't have the space to go.
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If someone brought in that lunchbox, we'd be like, oh shit, that's a sick-ass box, dude.
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Well, if it's a ghost of a mammal, ghost milk, ectoplasm.
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Well, then I'm out.
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Are you the author? By Kyle.
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That's fucking awesome.
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Yeah, probably. Next story.
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Yeah, it's made of metal, too. Wow, it hurts.
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What the hell? This is another thing of, like, this is a sibling dynamic that this is playing out in. Because, like, outside of the context, it's like... if it's just some gig and you don't really care about it, why not let your brother have it? But clearly it's like, you don't like your brother because of stuff in the past or something, and so this is just something to cling onto.
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Right, this person is Matt, the coworker. Deeply insecure man, obviously. Yeah. Very fragile, fragile masculinity. Yeah, what a little asshole, that guy.
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It's like, do you hear how you sound right now?
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I hope there's more. Do people, when they write these, understand what they're writing? That's unbelievable.
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God, okay, let's see what this story is.
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If it's not 100%, I start crying. If it's not 100%, then take out the charger.
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Like, I'd go, hey, your phone's at 100. Mine's at 40. Mind if I plug in? And it'd be like, yeah. Right, and that's what it should be.
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And then it's like, you know, the prompt of like, here I would probably just be like, hey, because it's most likely not my charger. So I would most likely be like, hey, would you mind if I did this? Yeah, right. But like, any sane person would just be like, sure, yeah, just use it, who cares?
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And I was like, nice.
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Oh, you're learning who you are. Right, and if you're in a relationship that whole time, you're missing out on some solo time that you would learn more about yourself.
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I've got something stocked that we'll bring up after this is over.
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Well, who's it today?
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That's a difficult thing. This is a good person, I can tell. I wouldn't be a problem if he's gay, but it is a predicament when it's like your kid is getting in danger. I have an answer, by the way. I have a solution. I know the answer to this. It's tricky because you don't want them to get literally hurt. for how they want to express themselves, and you don't want them not to express themselves.
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And it's like, a young person, you can't really take that to them, you know, because they're not gonna be able to, they might not be grown enough to understand that complex feeling of like, I don't want you to get hurt, I don't want you to not express yourself. Anyway, the answer is Taekwondo classes. The answer is Taekwondo classes. Oh.
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You put this kid in Taekwondo classes so this kid can defend themself if they need to. Wow, that's great. That's my plan. Wow, perfect. Right, and then they have a cool little hobby.
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I was in Taekwondo classes and they were like, why are you wearing a billabong shirt? And I was like, shot!
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He's instilling that on his child.
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And that's what you have to be. That's why I was like, you can't bring this to him because he's gonna internalize it anyway.
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When I came out to my friend's mom, she cried because she was worried I was gonna get hate-crimed. And I was like, oh, that's sweet, but I'm not gonna, most likely. So yeah, it always comes from a good place, quote unquote, but there's still that homophobia that just comes from fear of pain and hurt for this person. But you can't lean into the negatives of society out of fear.
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You have to fight against them and just support.
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And you just need to foster that human, that growth in this child.
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Yeah, Happiny's kind of whatever.
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I think it's great. Okay.
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With the gold and the whisker.
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Well, he's freaking rock and roll.
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Oh my god. Dude. You're killing us. Jesus. Well, that was great, Shane.
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Oh, that's so sweet. Damn. Oh, my God. Wow. Well, good for you, Oliver. You got a good dad, Oliver.
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It's so nice hearing a queer story with a good parent, you know? It's just so nice.
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It's a huge factor.
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It's like a little pearl comes out.
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What? Um, okay. First part of that makes me have an opinion already, but let's hear it.
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It's not about the cookie.
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Right, this is an old thing.
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Yeah, hold hands and give a little smooch.
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Yeah, what's his way to make it better for her?
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They'll hide yours.
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She didn't do anything to fix this. She could have helped us. She could have done it. She should know that.
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Did we just bully ourselves? Yeah.
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No. No, we're keeping that. It's kept.
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Ooh, an ultimatum in a relationship. That's healthy and cool.
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I'm going to guess no headphones. I mean, I guess he's walking around and it's like, and then he went into the, and she's like, please, I'm trying to do something. Oh, you think he's listening to audiobooks? Well, I don't know. Either way, I just feel like the person is not wearing headphones. Okay. Okay.
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Then the bank account came in and it was like, what's that all about?
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That's awesome.
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The hell are you doing?
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And the answer to infidelity is not the other person gets to do it also.
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You're making it double worse.
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Unless it's Brad Pitt. That's my mom.
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Go away! Go away and get out. Just go!
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Sorry, that was a quote from Satan?
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Right.
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You can get manipulated that way.
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Moving on from that guy who sucks. So many times I wanted to say post nup clarity. but I didn't say it, and you're welcome.
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Okay, that wasn't a call out. She was like, oh. Is this an episode of Everyone Loves Ram? I was gonna say, this is sitcom. Oh, so you can hear me.
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Oh man. Like, do you think before she, you know, called him out, did a little sitcom call out, do you think he's actually like not listening to her?
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Right.
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Right, and you can catch it tonight at 5 p.m. on TBS.
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When my dad was first losing his hearing, he's not completely, you know, he wears hearing aids. But when he was first losing his hearing, there was times where it would be like, Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! And he'd be like, huh?
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That was awesome, you two.
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I'm not on anyone's side, I'm just trying to figure this out. You bought the house, but obviously there's a down payment, you're still buying the house if there's a mortgage that you're paying, right? So she's not paying rent, she's helping buy the house.
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Right?
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Buy my house.
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Right, the like, you should, oh, she's not applying herself. That was like, that feels like not part of this conversation. That feels like a different thing that you're thinking.
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Brain rot is probably using a lot of memes, meme culture. It's like lingo that's from TikTok.
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And then it's like, I want you to be my sugar mama, but then like, no, I don't want that. But then it's like, you don't want to pay rent anymore. Am I right on that's what she said? The girlfriend doesn't want to pay rent anymore? Or she's being like fussy about it, I guess.
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I think it'd be like saying my wife all the time.
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The time I was ironic about this until I wasn't With irony irony.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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I think that's very reasonable.
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I was going to pitch long engagement earlier, but I wasn't sure if it was kosher.
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But it sounds like they're okay, besides him doing this... red flag moment and then just kind of like, you know, not really getting it all together just yet. But like outside of that, it seems like it might be okay. So yeah, maybe just more time needs to pass.
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It is exhausting to be in a relationship with someone who's like, I'm funny! Because then you're like a perpetual audience member. Yeah. There were times where I was like... I was like, I'm so sorry, I'm not being genuine.
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Rude to a waiter is so hard for me as someone who has been that waiter.
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I've been pitched the, like, we need to be a team no matter what. And that's, it's like, that is a blanket statement which covers things that it shouldn't cover is usually like the tactic of that statement, you know?
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Like, you want to have your partners back. Like, you know, you want to support your partner. You want to, you know, work together, you know. Yes, of course. But when it's like, oh, you were just evil. You just quoted Satan. Then, like, I can't... Yeah. There has to be, like, reasonable human morals that are a part of that statement.
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I mean, this person, apparently.
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True, exactly.
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You can't do that. You can't. For those of you at home, it's almost never the waiter's fault. The kitchen, maybe, for example, maybe the printer is malfunctioning and the mac and cheese didn't make it to the back, then it's no one's fault. These people are working hard. And I love you. That last part didn't have to do with the message.
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I think for me, it would be about how they're being rude to the waiter. Because if they're being consistently rude to this waiter, I would then be like,
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i need to stop this from continuing you know it's like okay we're gonna interact with them probably five more times tonight so let's be nice you know then i would probably be like hey we can talk about this later but like be nice i i don't i'm i'm luckily not friends with anyone who's rude to wait staff same because i don't like that well also like so many of my friends have been that way that's the thing is like especially in la everyone has
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It also creates a nice distance between your emotions.
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Exactly.
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Oh, also, if you befriend your waiter, you often get free things. Or a discount.
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It's awful.
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I think if she just says, hey, I'm pretty sure we made out last night or whatever night ago. I think we should take some time to think about it and just let it cook in our bodies and then let's talk about it in three months.
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There's a way for this to recover if it needs to be just friends. They have the ability. I think so.
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Yeah, it definitely needs to be worked out. Also, there's something to be said about a relationship that's lasted that long, a relationship like a friendship, that's lasted that long. You have a stronger ability to recover if it's like someone gets let down, as long as you have a healthy adult
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communication thing going on where it's like, like if you have a, if they do date and then it's like, you know what, this isn't really what I want. Then you have like a nice breakup where you just, you know, like talk about it and like, you know, maybe someone's hurt, but like you have that structure that you can lean back on. So it's like,
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Yeah. Yeah. Update. I knew it. They're in love. They have to be. They're in love and they have three and a half children.
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You too! Love exists!
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So. Very smart person. Yeah. The way that she was like, you know, I don't wanna lead a mom, I need to do these kinds of steps, and it's like, wow, how about that?
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Wow, love's real. That was awesome. We're sleeping so good tonight now. That was awesome.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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Yeah, this was the most complicated gray area stories.
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Bye. Bye. Hope your waffles were yummy.
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Or you can say, like, I need this from you. Like, I need more serious moments from you, not I don't like how unserious you are, you know? Right.
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Thank you.
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How's your re... How's your rug?
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And we're all 20, so.
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Yeah, exactly.
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No, that's why I stopped. That's why I immediately went, no, don't ask that.
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Yeah, I like the oo-ee-ah cat. I like the oo-ee-ah cat, all the different songs with the oo-ee-ah. That makes me a boomer, and that's fine. And that's fine. I like the oo-ee-ah cat.
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And or break up right now.
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Interesting.
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Excommunicated.
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It's disgusting, but I'm here with my wife.
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First of all, I feel so horrible for this woman who has, on paper, such low self-esteem, either from this incident or from whatever.
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Hear me out. The way that this guy reacted to this, I think he is probably cheating on her. Because he's like, that huge reaction of like, oh, well, like, I don't know. I'm like, are you projecting? Like, what's this extreme jealousy all of a sudden?
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And that's always going to be floating in the background.
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It makes you feel like, did I overreact? As the person who, if something happens to you, you're like, wait, was it maybe not as bad as I thought? Because now they're acting so chill about it. Right. Yeah. Yeah.
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Right, especially if you, you know, love someone for a certain amount of time and you have this trust and stuff, then you kind of default to, well, you're my partner, so I'm going to, you know, trust in you that you're in the same reality I'm in.
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Everybody's got to get cheated on sometimes.
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That's awesome. Although when a therapist is on Reddit, I go, can I trust you?
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Oh, no. One of my tests I wrote, my friends and I made up like a fake language, and I took the test late, and I wrote all the answers that they got on my arm, and so I went in, and they were like, what's that? And I'm like, I don't know. That's awesome.
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As a therapist, comma, send pic.
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How many months we would use up all those condoms? I think it would be six months worth of time. For two condoms a week? Four weeks and a month?
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No way. Maybe he's got six cocks.
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Twice a week is awesome. Low libido once or twice a week. I'm celibate, I guess.
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That they keep in a big bowl? In the center of the room on the floor? I love condoms being in a bowl.
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Right, that's what I meant with that last story, is like, why did you go right there immediately?
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That's right. That's more impressive than anything you could have learned. Thank you. So there you go. Yeah, that's a bigger life lesson than I don't know what the fuck I was learning. And you see, we didn't retain it.
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Okay, you already torpedoed. I'm so, you already torpedoed by doing this. Also, she invited herself up to your room. Uh-uh. I believe you invited her to your room.
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I guess sex with my wife's pretty cool.
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Halfway through, he's got a 20 minute time limit.
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I took my shirt off, and then you're like, I don't know.
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That guilt is gonna grow inside of him like a little gross little tumor thing.
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10 out of 10, now that's the Reddit therapist.
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This guy needs to be bonked in the head with a certain kind of baguette.
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It's a little more than that.
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It's not ordering a steak too rare. Oh God, that was so stupid.
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It's such a shitty excuse. Yeah.
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Yeah. It's a good thing that she got out of that, because he clearly is very much creating a narrative for himself that, yeah, I feel like she doesn't know him anymore, so I'm glad she's free of that.
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Absolutely. Now this is reading Reddit stories with Smosh.
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Okay, daddy. Okay. I understand where he's coming from. Yes. Yeah. It's like, would she do this to me then if she's so on board with this happening over here?
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It's all very peculiar. I was just gonna say peculiar. Yeah, really? Yes.
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Yeah, that's where it crosses into bad, bad, no, no territory.
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He's either a master manipulator or a koala pissed all over him and got that chlamydia.
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Well, it's still chlamydia. It's just a different strain. I just don't know if the doctors' tests are looking for the human kind. In general, just the human kind. There's certainly a lot looking for the quality kind.
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Oh, my God. Thank you. Oh, no. I was so hoping that we could get this answer. Oh, no. Oh, no.
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I love whimsy. Yeah. So I'm going to bet it's koala media.
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And so now I have to confess.
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Right. Yeah. Nuance. That's like a fucking seven-layer cake.
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And it was a very like, you know, mature ending of that post there to be like, you know, it's complicated and I don't want to break up my family.
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You know, and she's the only one that talked to him, so if she's there to gauge how he is and how he reacted and stuff, I mean, it's up to her how she handles her marriage.
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It's so hard to, yeah. How do you comment on this?
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Because they have kids. They have two sons. After kind of already mourning that issue, you know, it's like they already went through the process of like thinking they cheated on each other.
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What does your brain do when it's like, oh, so that, oh, it wasn't real, but it was real, but in a different way. You have to, like, redo the processing. That's so crazy.
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Right. It's a koala in a sweater. Yeah.
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Big wow for me. Big wow. Huge wow.
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Coming back. Which we've determined is a baguette that is a mattress.
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Part of the baguette's a little soft, part of the baguette's a little, press a button and part of the baguette goes to set you up.
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It's totally case by case, I feel like, right? I don't know. I've never been in this position, so I guess I don't know what my thing would be.
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No, she's doing the opposite.
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To hold you accountable, yeah.
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We're talking about a $3,000 vacation.
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But that would be like, let me talk to her while the car's going 10 miles an hour. This woman's like 60 on the freeway and he's like, Wait. Yeah. So I kind of understand the like, well, she's doing the most already. It's like maybe too late to talk to her about it, but I don't know when the timing of it.
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So is it a mattress or is it a baguette?
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I feel like it's a couple's counseling moment where it's like now you do have to work through some of it, but her being like, oh my God, wait, you're right. I shouldn't. Then I'd be like, okay, well, I'm glad you came to your senses. Let's figure this out. Let's get back to the mattress baguette.
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Is it a baguette? Is it big? Is it small? Is it made of mattress and a regular baguette? Yeah. We have questions that need answers.
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Is there springs in the baguette? That's the real question.