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Cheaters Never Prosper | Reading Reddit Stories

Sat, 01 Mar 2025

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WHY do cheaters cheat?! 0:00 Intro 2:03 My wife is helping her friend cheat https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1f1rjw9/aitah_for_being_very_upset_that_my_wife_is/ 13:02 My husband said I wasn't attractive enough to cheat on him https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1g4q7r6/my_34f_husband_30m_said_i_wasnt_attractive_enough/ 23:32 My husband thinks I'm cheating because we're out of condoms https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1gofybt/my_28f_husband_31m_thinks_im_cheating_because_we/ 30:24 I started to cheat on my wife but stopped halfway through https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/vkl9us/i_40m_started_to_cheat_on_my_wife_38f_but_stopped/ 47:08 Did he cheat or did I catch an STD from a koala https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1592qnl/did_he_cheat_or_did_i_catch_an_std_from_a_koala/ PODCAST: https://smo.sh/PitRedditSpotify https://smo.sh/PitRedditiHeart https://smo.sh/PitRedditApple SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/ Arasha Lalani // https://www.instagram.com/arashalalani_/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Bailey Petracek Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Prop Assistant: Abby Schmidt Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Videographer: James Hull Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia People Operations Specialist: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?

731.965 - 752.114 Arasha Lalani

We can make this. This is gonna be a hit. To answer the question, My initial instinct was to say, yes, it's enough, because I believe that sometimes we can be just, I mean, we're humans. We're gonna have faults and gaps in our awareness, and it can be, I think,

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752.734 - 777.201 Arasha Lalani

moment of just getting caught up with this friend like you said like that already opened up so much more context of like your best friend is like my husband sucks and he's doing all of these things XYZ I don't even know how far that goes on that spectrum but she's like but I have this really great experience with this guy and I really need your help and whatever and yes maybe she could have come to her senses a little quicker and said something like wait this feels a little crazy or

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777.621 - 799.906 Arasha Lalani

If there is a problem going on, maybe let's talk about separating that relationship and then we can talk about introducing another man. But perhaps she was getting caught up in that situation and just being like, okay, I got your back. And maybe it's, again, fun in some way. And then it just took her husband to be like, hey, remember that somebody is getting hurt.

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800.467 - 806.208 Arasha Lalani

And then she is like, oh my God, you're so right. There's clearly a way to do this that doesn't hurt people.

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806.568 - 815.931 Shayne Topp

Yeah, I mean, for me, with every Reddit story, unless it's something really extreme and dangerous, I'm always like, talk to them.

815.971 - 817.732 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Have the conversation first.

817.752 - 837.366 Shayne Topp

You know, you gave us less than a page of information, and there's always going to be a ton of comments saying, divorce her. It's like, well... you're married, talk, unless everything leading up to this was completely empty and worthless, have the conversation if you actually trust each other and decide if you still trust her.

838.347 - 842.191 Tommy Bowe

Is there springs in the baguette? That's the real question.

842.651 - 843.251 Arasha Lalani

Are there cards?

Chapter 2: Is it okay for a spouse to help a friend cheat?

1930.702 - 1934.625 Shayne Topp

No, he has convinced her that they're low libido. Yeah.

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1934.685 - 1945.454 Arasha Lalani

No. And pester, too? Uh-uh. Pester. Like, clearly, if there's an issue, just kind of, like, there's another way to navigate that, but not being like, hey, hey, me.

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1946.835 - 1955.362 Shayne Topp

I hope I'm wrong, but I guarantee you, if she does find out that he's cheating on her, he'd be like, well, you never have sex with me. Absolutely. Absolutely.

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1956.023 - 1957.143 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Yeah.

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1957.304 - 1964.66 Shayne Topp

That's what I think is going on. All right.

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