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The REAL Kitchen Nightmares | Reading Reddit Stories

Sat, 17 May 2025

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These tales from servers will blow your mind. Start listening and discover what’s beyond the edge of your seat. New members can try Audible now free for 30 days and dive into a world of new thrills. Visit https://Audible.com/SRRS or text (SRRS) to 500-500. PODCAST: https://smo.sh/PitRedditSpotify https://smo.sh/PitRedditiHeart https://smo.sh/PitRedditApple 0:00 Intro 1:16 A lady called to warn us about her husband https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromYourServer/comments/1iarl4n/a_lady_called_to_warn_us_about_her_husband/ 11:24 Sponsor 12:41 She wrote a mean note on the tip https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromYourServer/comments/1jzxky4/woman_wrote_dont_be_such_a_c_on_tip_line_after_i/ 18:43 My best friend is broke but won't take the job I'm offering https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1itqo6r/my_m31_best_friend_m33_is_broke_ive_been_offering/ 36:08 Snitched on my coworker who spit in food https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/mnh20i/aita_for_snitching_on_a_coworker_for_spitting_on/ 46:45 My mom's rude customer turned out to be my gf https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/hoznlr/my_moms_rude_customer_turned_out_to_be_my/ 1:08:37 I still remember his Hawaiian shirt https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromYourServer/comments/1fnsfob/i_still_remember_his_hawaiian_shirt/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/ Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Emily Rose Jacobson Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Art Coordinator: Abby Schmidt Wardrobe Assistant: Elizabeth Park Prop Assistant: Bridgette Baron Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: James Hull Camera Operator: Ryan Blewett Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong Assistant Director: Jonathan Hyon Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee Sound Editor: Gareth Hird Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Operations Manager: Selina Garcia People Operations Specialist: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinating Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Associate Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis Executive Assistant: Katelyn Hempstead OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh"

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Chapter 1: What restaurant nightmare story starts this episode?

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61.496 - 77.979 Shayne Topp

Hi, welcome to Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today's theme is all tales from your server. These are restaurant and service industry stories. They get wild. And I'm joined by two people who have worked in the service industry, Chance and Tommy. You could say we've served before.

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81.957 - 82.397 Tommy Bowe

Thank you.

82.777 - 86.399 Shayne Topp

You got your viral moment out of the way. Yeah, thank God. Now we're done.

86.439 - 89.6 Chanse McCrary

Now we can just have fun. Now we can just throw it away. Now you can relax.

89.74 - 98.104 Shayne Topp

It's fine. Our art department decorated this place up a little bit with some restaurant things. Very nice.

98.264 - 101.145 Chanse McCrary

Restaurant things. The vibes are nice.

Chapter 2: What happened with the rude customer and the mean note?

116.777 - 127.565 Shayne Topp

Yes. You respect. I'm sure you guys have plenty of nightmare stories. I think you've told them before on the show, but as we go through these stories, if you're reminded of any, please share.

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127.585 - 128.045 Chanse McCrary

Okay.

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128.505 - 141.335 Shayne Topp

All right. All right, our first story comes from Tales From Your Server, which is a subreddit dedicated to these types of stories. Go ahead. A lady called to warn us about her husband.

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141.715 - 145.799 Tommy Bowe

Oh no, no, no. He's coming.

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148.513 - 165.085 Shayne Topp

You need to close down. Officially had one of the wildest experiences in my four years of serving last night. Got sat with a two and a half top. That's two and a half people, meaning a baby. Yeah. A husband, wife, and their new baby in a stroller. When the hostess came to let me know, I got sat.

165.486 - 177.635 Shayne Topp

She informed me that the wife at the table called ahead of time to let us know that her husband was going to be very picky and difficult. Before I even got there to greet them, they asked to switch tables two times for whatever reason.

177.795 - 177.975 Chanse McCrary

No.

178.555 - 196.523 Shayne Topp

Once they were finally situated, I go to greet them and the husband let me know immediately that they were ready to order. He proceeds to order around $130 worth of appetizers, entrees, dessert, and gets three different drinks for himself all in one go. His wife, quiet as a mouse, just orders a drink.

196.983 - 216.744 Shayne Topp

During his order, he was so aggressive, making demands and asking in-depth questions about every single food item he was ordering and modifying it in some way. And every few seconds while he was ordering, he'd bark and remind me, I want it hot, fresh, delicious. I felt... I filled a notebook page with this guy's order.

Chapter 3: How did a coworker get snitched on for spitting in food?

379.54 - 381.321 Tommy Bowe

There's something deeper and darker.

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381.481 - 381.902 Shayne Topp

Yes.

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382.022 - 386.505 Tommy Bowe

For her to not be able to talk to him about this and have to like warn.

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386.525 - 386.605 Shayne Topp

Yes.

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388.306 - 389.207 Tommy Bowe

My girl is stuck.

389.327 - 392.89 Shayne Topp

An absolute horror story there. That baby. There's a lot.

392.91 - 396.293 Tommy Bowe

We've got to dine and dash that baby. Yeah. Go over there.

396.373 - 420.766 Shayne Topp

The iceberg, we got this, and there's a whole iceberg there that is very tragic. Comments on this. This didn't perchance happen in Chicago. This sounds exactly like people I used to wait on. OP responded, this did happen in Chicago. Someone responded, I believe I waited on them and they were regulars. Everyone hated waiting on them. The mods were asinine.

421.046 - 440.68 Shayne Topp

He would sometimes drink, but when he did, it was ordering three drinks in one go. Never heard the wife say anything. They did pay us in cash. They didn't have a baby at the time, but I left that restaurant in 2020. Huge bills every time. We were an Italian slash pizza spot, and they'd order pasta and salads in the most bizarre way possible.

Chapter 4: What shocking twist occurred with a mom and her rude customer?

Chapter 5: Why did a friend refuse a job offer in the restaurant industry?

177.795 - 177.975 Chanse McCrary

No.

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178.555 - 196.523 Shayne Topp

Once they were finally situated, I go to greet them and the husband let me know immediately that they were ready to order. He proceeds to order around $130 worth of appetizers, entrees, dessert, and gets three different drinks for himself all in one go. His wife, quiet as a mouse, just orders a drink.

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196.983 - 216.744 Shayne Topp

During his order, he was so aggressive, making demands and asking in-depth questions about every single food item he was ordering and modifying it in some way. And every few seconds while he was ordering, he'd bark and remind me, I want it hot, fresh, delicious. I felt... I filled a notebook page with this guy's order.

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217.044 - 235.228 Shayne Topp

He also asked his wife if she wanted a tequila shot, and she shook her head no. He turned to me and said, gotta set the mood right, you know? We just had a baby, and smirked and chuckled at me, which I did not acknowledge in any way. They got their drinks, and I was told by my coworker that the wife said she didn't like her drink and wanted to replace it.

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235.528 - 244.929 Shayne Topp

Their food started coming out while the replacement was being made, and as I was dropping the new drink off, the husband looked at me and said, yeah, we got a big problem. I didn't like it. any of it.

245.29 - 245.63 Chanse McCrary

No.

245.91 - 267.765 Shayne Topp

I apologized and said I would be right back with my manager. I immediately went to grab my manager and tell him what happened. And as we were walking back to the table, they were gone. They left without paying their bill. We had to just comp the whole thing, but it was absolutely bananas. I've had tables leave without paying their tab, but it's never been intentional. Absolutely wild, man.

268.005 - 268.685 Shayne Topp

That's terrible.

268.725 - 271.927 Tommy Bowe

A dine and dash? After tormenting someone?

Chapter 6: What are the consequences of dine-and-dash incidents?

379.54 - 381.321 Tommy Bowe

There's something deeper and darker.

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381.481 - 381.902 Shayne Topp

Yes.

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382.022 - 386.505 Tommy Bowe

For her to not be able to talk to him about this and have to like warn.

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386.525 - 386.605 Shayne Topp

Yes.

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388.306 - 389.207 Tommy Bowe

My girl is stuck.

389.327 - 392.89 Shayne Topp

An absolute horror story there. That baby. There's a lot.

392.91 - 396.293 Tommy Bowe

We've got to dine and dash that baby. Yeah. Go over there.

396.373 - 420.766 Shayne Topp

The iceberg, we got this, and there's a whole iceberg there that is very tragic. Comments on this. This didn't perchance happen in Chicago. This sounds exactly like people I used to wait on. OP responded, this did happen in Chicago. Someone responded, I believe I waited on them and they were regulars. Everyone hated waiting on them. The mods were asinine.

421.046 - 440.68 Shayne Topp

He would sometimes drink, but when he did, it was ordering three drinks in one go. Never heard the wife say anything. They did pay us in cash. They didn't have a baby at the time, but I left that restaurant in 2020. Huge bills every time. We were an Italian slash pizza spot, and they'd order pasta and salads in the most bizarre way possible.

Chapter 7: What does it mean to respect service jobs?

1518.086 - 1518.286 Tommy Bowe

Right.

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1518.466 - 1525.655 Shayne Topp

I've done this for so long, I'm fully incapable of everything. I... God forbid! God forbid!

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1526.916 - 1542.465 Chanse McCrary

I'm trying to think. I would be a terrible server. Yeah. I would be a terrible server. No, I don't think that's true. I don't think so. I think I'd be really bad. I think if you actually liked the place, if you actually felt passionately about the food and the drink... I guess that's also fair.

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1542.485 - 1545.627 Shayne Topp

Being a server at... is completely different depending on where you're a server.

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1545.687 - 1552.752 Chanse McCrary

Yes, because there was some restaurants that I really, really liked eating there. Like, I would bring dates there when I'm not working.

1552.772 - 1567.724 Shayne Topp

And it sounds like this guy said this is a very nice restaurant he works at. This is an incredible job offer this guy's getting. And I also, I've heard that, like, this is 2018, but... I mean, the job market's not easy to find a good job. No, no.

1567.765 - 1589.643 Tommy Bowe

Especially in a niche field like that. Right. I understand not wanting to not get a job in your field because then on your resume, it's like, oh, well, if you did this and that. But when your situation is that situation, you need to take what you can get and go and do it because unfortunately, we need to work to live in this scheme that we're in. I will also say,

1590.262 - 1592.343 Tommy Bowe

I was making some pretty good money as a server.

1592.643 - 1594.804 Chanse McCrary

Yeah, you can make great money as a server.

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