Sotnick
Appearances
Table Read
The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2
Drugs? Santa can't do drugs. Any mind-altering elixir is heightened by the magic that flows through his velvety veins. Remember the buttered rum incident?
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2
Saving Christmas? What are you? Some sort of little dumber boy? Christmas is ruined because of you. And now, thanks to your missing the poinsettia speech, we're running out of time to fix it. What are you talking about?
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2
We don't have time to explain everything to you. Alpher, Hiroto, grab Santa and get him un-King-Winsel-slossed.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2
I already tried to sober him up. You're just wasting more time. You're the one wasting our tiny Tim time, Bernie Gold. Stop saying my full name. If you would have just gotten Santa here in the Frost Place, then he would have been right as reindeer already. When the Pacific Northwest doesn't get their presents, they can thank you.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2
You couldn't even save your own holiday. Why would you ever think you could save ours?
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2
No, I'm not. You're putting words in my missile mouth. I don't care that you're a chosen one because we didn't choose you. You're on the naughty list. Because I'm a Jew? Because you drugged Santa.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 3
Santa needs you! Needs us? Why? Your tartan tush can do it all alone.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 3
That's what I thought. Are you drunk? So I had a little parum. It was a rough night, Bernie Gold.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 3
If I recall, you didn't seem to chimney-dust when you turned off autopilot and stole the sleigh.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 3
You got us into this Chris mess and you're not gonna stick around to do your partridge?
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 3
We're gonna need a miracle to pull this off in time. And I hear your holiday has a few of those, don't they? Yeah, eight, but- It's a lot! I know your kind's frugal, but... Damn. It's a lot. I know your kind's frugal, but you think you could share? Because we need all the help we can get.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 3
We thought you'd never wake up! You were stiffer than a chewy chestnut! Thank God you're alive!