Sotnick
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DD. I don't know what that is. Designated driver.
DD. I don't know what that is. Designated driver.
What in the fiery Noel did you do to Santa?
What in the fiery Noel did you do to Santa?
Drugs? Santa can't do drugs. Any mind-altering elixir is heightened by the magic that flows through his velvety veins. Remember the buttered rum incident?
Drugs? Santa can't do drugs. Any mind-altering elixir is heightened by the magic that flows through his velvety veins. Remember the buttered rum incident?
You guys are stressing for no reason.
You guys are stressing for no reason.
Saving Christmas? What are you? Some sort of little dumber boy? Christmas is ruined because of you. And now, thanks to your missing the poinsettia speech, we're running out of time to fix it. What are you talking about?
Saving Christmas? What are you? Some sort of little dumber boy? Christmas is ruined because of you. And now, thanks to your missing the poinsettia speech, we're running out of time to fix it. What are you talking about?
We don't have time to explain everything to you. Alpher, Hiroto, grab Santa and get him un-King-Winsel-slossed.
We don't have time to explain everything to you. Alpher, Hiroto, grab Santa and get him un-King-Winsel-slossed.
I already tried to sober him up. You're just wasting more time. You're the one wasting our tiny Tim time, Bernie Gold. Stop saying my full name. If you would have just gotten Santa here in the Frost Place, then he would have been right as reindeer already. When the Pacific Northwest doesn't get their presents, they can thank you.
I already tried to sober him up. You're just wasting more time. You're the one wasting our tiny Tim time, Bernie Gold. Stop saying my full name. If you would have just gotten Santa here in the Frost Place, then he would have been right as reindeer already. When the Pacific Northwest doesn't get their presents, they can thank you.
You couldn't even save your own holiday. Why would you ever think you could save ours?
You couldn't even save your own holiday. Why would you ever think you could save ours?
No, I'm not. You're putting words in my missile mouth. I don't care that you're a chosen one because we didn't choose you. You're on the naughty list. Because I'm a Jew? Because you drugged Santa.
No, I'm not. You're putting words in my missile mouth. I don't care that you're a chosen one because we didn't choose you. You're on the naughty list. Because I'm a Jew? Because you drugged Santa.
Is... is that Santa? Yes.
Is... is that Santa? Yes.
You liked it the first time.
You liked it the first time.
Santa needs you! Needs us? Why? Your tartan tush can do it all alone.
Santa needs you! Needs us? Why? Your tartan tush can do it all alone.
That's what I thought. Are you drunk? So I had a little parum. It was a rough night, Bernie Gold.
That's what I thought. Are you drunk? So I had a little parum. It was a rough night, Bernie Gold.
If I recall, you didn't seem to chimney-dust when you turned off autopilot and stole the sleigh.
If I recall, you didn't seem to chimney-dust when you turned off autopilot and stole the sleigh.
You got us into this Chris mess and you're not gonna stick around to do your partridge?
You got us into this Chris mess and you're not gonna stick around to do your partridge?
We're gonna need a miracle to pull this off in time. And I hear your holiday has a few of those, don't they? Yeah, eight, but- It's a lot! I know your kind's frugal, but... Damn. It's a lot. I know your kind's frugal, but you think you could share? Because we need all the help we can get.
We're gonna need a miracle to pull this off in time. And I hear your holiday has a few of those, don't they? Yeah, eight, but- It's a lot! I know your kind's frugal, but... Damn. It's a lot. I know your kind's frugal, but you think you could share? Because we need all the help we can get.
Alaska is ready to be delivered!
Alaska is ready to be delivered!
We thought you'd never wake up! You were stiffer than a chewy chestnut! Thank God you're alive!
We thought you'd never wake up! You were stiffer than a chewy chestnut! Thank God you're alive!
Wait! Bernie! We have one last gift.
Wait! Bernie! We have one last gift.
Now go make Christmas look good!
Now go make Christmas look good!
You liked it the first time.
Santa needs you! Needs us? Why? Your tartan tush can do it all alone.
That's what I thought. Are you drunk? So I had a little parum. It was a rough night, Bernie Gold.
If I recall, you didn't seem to chimney-dust when you turned off autopilot and stole the sleigh.
You got us into this Chris mess and you're not gonna stick around to do your partridge?
We're gonna need a miracle to pull this off in time. And I hear your holiday has a few of those, don't they? Yeah, eight, but- It's a lot! I know your kind's frugal, but... Damn. It's a lot. I know your kind's frugal, but you think you could share? Because we need all the help we can get.
Alaska is ready to be delivered!
We thought you'd never wake up! You were stiffer than a chewy chestnut! Thank God you're alive!
Wait! Bernie! We have one last gift.
Now go make Christmas look good!
DD. I don't know what that is. Designated driver.
What in the fiery Noel did you do to Santa?
Drugs? Santa can't do drugs. Any mind-altering elixir is heightened by the magic that flows through his velvety veins. Remember the buttered rum incident?
You guys are stressing for no reason.
Saving Christmas? What are you? Some sort of little dumber boy? Christmas is ruined because of you. And now, thanks to your missing the poinsettia speech, we're running out of time to fix it. What are you talking about?
We don't have time to explain everything to you. Alpher, Hiroto, grab Santa and get him un-King-Winsel-slossed.
I already tried to sober him up. You're just wasting more time. You're the one wasting our tiny Tim time, Bernie Gold. Stop saying my full name. If you would have just gotten Santa here in the Frost Place, then he would have been right as reindeer already. When the Pacific Northwest doesn't get their presents, they can thank you.
You couldn't even save your own holiday. Why would you ever think you could save ours?
No, I'm not. You're putting words in my missile mouth. I don't care that you're a chosen one because we didn't choose you. You're on the naughty list. Because I'm a Jew? Because you drugged Santa.
Is... is that Santa? Yes.