Shea Serrano

Yeah.

I've seen videos of the professor on that same court doing that same stuff, just...

I've seen videos of the professor on that same court doing that same stuff, just...

I've seen videos of the professor on that same court doing that same stuff, just...

Quick study. Shay, you have two picks. I'm on the edge of my seat. I have two picks. All right. You don't know how we're going to defend that backcourt. I'm going to tell you how we're going to defend that backcourt. Number one, we still have Elliot Richards, who's 7'6". But give me Wood Harris from above the rim. Oh, my God. You're going with Wood first?

Quick study. Shay, you have two picks. I'm on the edge of my seat. I have two picks. All right. You don't know how we're going to defend that backcourt. I'm going to tell you how we're going to defend that backcourt. Number one, we still have Elliot Richards, who's 7'6". But give me Wood Harris from above the rim. Oh, my God. You're going with Wood first?

Quick study. Shay, you have two picks. I'm on the edge of my seat. I have two picks. All right. You don't know how we're going to defend that backcourt. I'm going to tell you how we're going to defend that backcourt. Number one, we still have Elliot Richards, who's 7'6". But give me Wood Harris from above the rim. Oh, my God. You're going with Wood first?

I want Wood Harris because I want a guy who, if he's going to lose, he's fucking shooting up the court. This is a man who takes winning and losing very seriously. That's how we defend. They go like, we can't beat... No, it's Wayne Martin. Let's lose this game because he's got a fucking Uzi in his Adidas bag. I don't want to deal with that. So you have Wood as a forward? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I want Wood Harris because I want a guy who, if he's going to lose, he's fucking shooting up the court. This is a man who takes winning and losing very seriously. That's how we defend. They go like, we can't beat... No, it's Wayne Martin. Let's lose this game because he's got a fucking Uzi in his Adidas bag. I don't want to deal with that. So you have Wood as a forward? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I want Wood Harris because I want a guy who, if he's going to lose, he's fucking shooting up the court. This is a man who takes winning and losing very seriously. That's how we defend. They go like, we can't beat... No, it's Wayne Martin. Let's lose this game because he's got a fucking Uzi in his Adidas bag. I don't want to deal with that. So you have Wood as a forward? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Small forward. Okay. Yeah. And what do you have for your other pick? I need a point guard, and I need a person who can get the ball around. I need a proven champion. I need somebody with a little bit of bloodlust. Give me Monica Wright from Love and Basketball. That's what I need. I was re-watching it recently. That's a good basketball movie. It is. Right?

Small forward. Okay. Yeah. And what do you have for your other pick? I need a point guard, and I need a person who can get the ball around. I need a proven champion. I need somebody with a little bit of bloodlust. Give me Monica Wright from Love and Basketball. That's what I need. I was re-watching it recently. That's a good basketball movie. It is. Right?

Small forward. Okay. Yeah. And what do you have for your other pick? I need a point guard, and I need a person who can get the ball around. I need a proven champion. I need somebody with a little bit of bloodlust. Give me Monica Wright from Love and Basketball. That's what I need. I was re-watching it recently. That's a good basketball movie. It is. Right?

But there's a part in it early on where the first time we meet her, she's the little girl version of her. And she walks up to the boys. They're all playing. It's three boys. And she's like, hey, can I play? She's got a hat on. And they're like, oh, yeah, sure. And she takes the hat off. Oh, my God, it's a girl. Whatever. Becomes a whole thing. They're like talking shit about her.

But there's a part in it early on where the first time we meet her, she's the little girl version of her. And she walks up to the boys. They're all playing. It's three boys. And she's like, hey, can I play? She's got a hat on. And they're like, oh, yeah, sure. And she takes the hat off. Oh, my God, it's a girl. Whatever. Becomes a whole thing. They're like talking shit about her.

But there's a part in it early on where the first time we meet her, she's the little girl version of her. And she walks up to the boys. They're all playing. It's three boys. And she's like, hey, can I play? She's got a hat on. And they're like, oh, yeah, sure. And she takes the hat off. Oh, my God, it's a girl. Whatever. Becomes a whole thing. They're like talking shit about her.

And then immediately, immediately, she fucking starts putting them in the blender. Just bucket after bucket after bucket. And then she's going up for one bucket. Quincy has gotten fed up. He shoves her in the back. She falls down. Her face drags on the floor. She picks it up. It's covered in blood. And then we cut to her in the house cleaning it, and she's fucking smiling. I'm like, hell yeah.

And then immediately, immediately, she fucking starts putting them in the blender. Just bucket after bucket after bucket. And then she's going up for one bucket. Quincy has gotten fed up. He shoves her in the back. She falls down. Her face drags on the floor. She picks it up. It's covered in blood. And then we cut to her in the house cleaning it, and she's fucking smiling. I'm like, hell yeah.

And then immediately, immediately, she fucking starts putting them in the blender. Just bucket after bucket after bucket. And then she's going up for one bucket. Quincy has gotten fed up. He shoves her in the back. She falls down. Her face drags on the floor. She picks it up. It's covered in blood. And then we cut to her in the house cleaning it, and she's fucking smiling. I'm like, hell yeah.

That's a hooper. That's the only person who can play point guard on a team with a guy with an Uzi in his Adidas bag. That's who I need. I'm feeling real good about my team right now.