Shea Serrano

In Bedazzled, Brendan Fraser, Elizabeth Hurley, she plays the devil. He plays a guy who's asking for wishes. At one point, he wishes to be an NBA player. And she's like, poof, you're an NBA player. The hook, every wish he makes, there's like a bad part. With the NBA player, he has a really small penis. So then he's like, nevermind, I don't wanna do this anymore.

In Bedazzled, Brendan Fraser, Elizabeth Hurley, she plays the devil. He plays a guy who's asking for wishes. At one point, he wishes to be an NBA player. And she's like, poof, you're an NBA player. The hook, every wish he makes, there's like a bad part. With the NBA player, he has a really small penis. So then he's like, nevermind, I don't wanna do this anymore.

In Bedazzled, Brendan Fraser, Elizabeth Hurley, she plays the devil. He plays a guy who's asking for wishes. At one point, he wishes to be an NBA player. And she's like, poof, you're an NBA player. The hook, every wish he makes, there's like a bad part. With the NBA player, he has a really small penis. So then he's like, nevermind, I don't wanna do this anymore.

But he's an NBA player for one game, and in the game he plays, he has 104 points, 45 rebounds, 32 assists, 37 steals, 28 blocks. He's seven foot six, and he shoots 100% from three. Wow. This is Shaq and Steph Curry mushed together. Nice. Foundational piece. So you're taking him as a center. I'm taking him as a center. Yeah, big men are at a premium in a fictional basketball player draft.

But he's an NBA player for one game, and in the game he plays, he has 104 points, 45 rebounds, 32 assists, 37 steals, 28 blocks. He's seven foot six, and he shoots 100% from three. Wow. This is Shaq and Steph Curry mushed together. Nice. Foundational piece. So you're taking him as a center. I'm taking him as a center. Yeah, big men are at a premium in a fictional basketball player draft.

But he's an NBA player for one game, and in the game he plays, he has 104 points, 45 rebounds, 32 assists, 37 steals, 28 blocks. He's seven foot six, and he shoots 100% from three. Wow. This is Shaq and Steph Curry mushed together. Nice. Foundational piece. So you're taking him as a center. I'm taking him as a center. Yeah, big men are at a premium in a fictional basketball player draft.

Stretch five, though, but not downstairs.

Stretch five, though, but not downstairs.

Stretch five, though, but not downstairs.

So good.

So good.

So good.

I'm so glad it exists. It's the best basketball we've ever seen in a movie. Because they just set the camera down here and just followed.

I'm so glad it exists. It's the best basketball we've ever seen in a movie. Because they just set the camera down here and just followed.

I'm so glad it exists. It's the best basketball we've ever seen in a movie. Because they just set the camera down here and just followed.

So the guy that you want running your team... My GM. His whole team dies... Except for one who's holed up somewhere. He dies. Yeah. And the only rule that he ever says he has immediately breaks the first time it comes into play. That's the guy running your team.

So the guy that you want running your team... My GM. His whole team dies... Except for one who's holed up somewhere. He dies. Yeah. And the only rule that he ever says he has immediately breaks the first time it comes into play. That's the guy running your team.

So the guy that you want running your team... My GM. His whole team dies... Except for one who's holed up somewhere. He dies. Yeah. And the only rule that he ever says he has immediately breaks the first time it comes into play. That's the guy running your team.

Yeah.

Yeah.