Shea Serrano

That's a hooper. That's the only person who can play point guard on a team with a guy with an Uzi in his Adidas bag. That's who I need. I'm feeling real good about my team right now.

That's a hooper. That's the only person who can play point guard on a team with a guy with an Uzi in his Adidas bag. That's who I need. I'm feeling real good about my team right now.

I got two. Jimmy Chitwood, great pick. Very clutch. There's only been one player ever in fictional basketball who was more clutch than Jimmy. And that's Snake Plissken from Escape from L.A., He's in the full court torture chamber of death. He's got to hit five shots before the 10-second clock goes. Whatever. It ends with him throwing a full court. This is the second one, right? Yeah. Yeah.

I got two. Jimmy Chitwood, great pick. Very clutch. There's only been one player ever in fictional basketball who was more clutch than Jimmy. And that's Snake Plissken from Escape from L.A., He's in the full court torture chamber of death. He's got to hit five shots before the 10-second clock goes. Whatever. It ends with him throwing a full court. This is the second one, right? Yeah. Yeah.

I got two. Jimmy Chitwood, great pick. Very clutch. There's only been one player ever in fictional basketball who was more clutch than Jimmy. And that's Snake Plissken from Escape from L.A., He's in the full court torture chamber of death. He's got to hit five shots before the 10-second clock goes. Whatever. It ends with him throwing a full court. This is the second one, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Throwing a full court shot. Let me explain what happens.

Throwing a full court shot. Let me explain what happens.

Throwing a full court shot. Let me explain what happens.

They have a basketball court with guys with guns all around it. They've captured Snake. They have him in the basketball court. The guy in charge, some whatever bad guy, tells him, hey, you got to score 10 points. I'm going to put 10 seconds on the shot clock. You get the ball at half court. Every time you score, the clock resets itself.

They have a basketball court with guys with guns all around it. They've captured Snake. They have him in the basketball court. The guy in charge, some whatever bad guy, tells him, hey, you got to score 10 points. I'm going to put 10 seconds on the shot clock. You get the ball at half court. Every time you score, the clock resets itself.

They have a basketball court with guys with guns all around it. They've captured Snake. They have him in the basketball court. The guy in charge, some whatever bad guy, tells him, hey, you got to score 10 points. I'm going to put 10 seconds on the shot clock. You get the ball at half court. Every time you score, the clock resets itself.

And if you don't score 10 points before the clock resets itself or if you miss a shot, we're going to shoot you and you're going to die. So the first one, he makes a layup, easy, but he bobbles it a little bit so he doesn't get all the way down. So the second shot he has to shoot is like a 15-footer. Now he's got to shoot a three-pointer.

And if you don't score 10 points before the clock resets itself or if you miss a shot, we're going to shoot you and you're going to die. So the first one, he makes a layup, easy, but he bobbles it a little bit so he doesn't get all the way down. So the second shot he has to shoot is like a 15-footer. Now he's got to shoot a three-pointer.

And if you don't score 10 points before the clock resets itself or if you miss a shot, we're going to shoot you and you're going to die. So the first one, he makes a layup, easy, but he bobbles it a little bit so he doesn't get all the way down. So the second shot he has to shoot is like a 15-footer. Now he's got to shoot a three-pointer.

And then his last two shots, he has to shoot from half court, fucking drills it, and then full court with his life on the line with one eye. He's got one eye, and he fucking drills it. It's as clutch as it gets. What'd you think of Kurt Russell's shooting form? He's 100% from the field. I don't care what it looks like. I don't care. Fucking Sean Marion, that bitch up there.

And then his last two shots, he has to shoot from half court, fucking drills it, and then full court with his life on the line with one eye. He's got one eye, and he fucking drills it. It's as clutch as it gets. What'd you think of Kurt Russell's shooting form? He's 100% from the field. I don't care what it looks like. I don't care. Fucking Sean Marion, that bitch up there.

And then his last two shots, he has to shoot from half court, fucking drills it, and then full court with his life on the line with one eye. He's got one eye, and he fucking drills it. It's as clutch as it gets. What'd you think of Kurt Russell's shooting form? He's 100% from the field. I don't care what it looks like. I don't care. Fucking Sean Marion, that bitch up there.

Let that thing go.

Let that thing go.

Let that thing go.