Jack and Nick

Even though we're clocking out early, we are getting more work done. That's right. The same software company discovered that while hours of work are down, productivity is up, baby. Get this guy raised. Now, the software company measures productivity based on computer activity. I don't know. I guess keystrokes and mouse movement is correlated with work done.

But still, we repeat, we are now pumping out 2% more work in 42 fewer minutes. Tell Frank from finance to get off your back, right? Yeah, you got him that TPS report like three hours early. Carol in accounting left work at 4.39 for Pilates. but she already finished the presentation.

But still, we repeat, we are now pumping out 2% more work in 42 fewer minutes. Tell Frank from finance to get off your back, right? Yeah, you got him that TPS report like three hours early. Carol in accounting left work at 4.39 for Pilates. but she already finished the presentation.

But still, we repeat, we are now pumping out 2% more work in 42 fewer minutes. Tell Frank from finance to get off your back, right? Yeah, you got him that TPS report like three hours early. Carol in accounting left work at 4.39 for Pilates. but she already finished the presentation.

And the best part about this, the same tracking software also revealed a change in how you're getting all that work done so productively. The typical worker gets work done in sprints. You're now sprinting. We're all doing these 24-minute spurts of energy to get stuff done. We're pumping out the PowerPoint in 24 minutes. and then surreptitiously checking our social media feeds.

And the best part about this, the same tracking software also revealed a change in how you're getting all that work done so productively. The typical worker gets work done in sprints. You're now sprinting. We're all doing these 24-minute spurts of energy to get stuff done. We're pumping out the PowerPoint in 24 minutes. and then surreptitiously checking our social media feeds.

And the best part about this, the same tracking software also revealed a change in how you're getting all that work done so productively. The typical worker gets work done in sprints. You're now sprinting. We're all doing these 24-minute spurts of energy to get stuff done. We're pumping out the PowerPoint in 24 minutes. and then surreptitiously checking our social media feeds.

So besties, add it all up, and you're leaving work 42 minutes earlier on a Tuesday than you used to, and you're getting more done? There's actually a catch, Nick. Yeah, there is one catch. Although I'm very excited for this knit sweater you're going to get me, Jack. I'm very pro. Hey, where's my yak sweater, bro? Tariffs, man. Trade war, man. Come on, Jack.

So besties, add it all up, and you're leaving work 42 minutes earlier on a Tuesday than you used to, and you're getting more done? There's actually a catch, Nick. Yeah, there is one catch. Although I'm very excited for this knit sweater you're going to get me, Jack. I'm very pro. Hey, where's my yak sweater, bro? Tariffs, man. Trade war, man. Come on, Jack.

So besties, add it all up, and you're leaving work 42 minutes earlier on a Tuesday than you used to, and you're getting more done? There's actually a catch, Nick. Yeah, there is one catch. Although I'm very excited for this knit sweater you're going to get me, Jack. I'm very pro. Hey, where's my yak sweater, bro? Tariffs, man. Trade war, man. Come on, Jack.

What's the takeaway for our buddies over at work? Everyone is now a weekend work warrior. Yetis, the catch is that while you're working less on weekdays, you're working more on weekends. Wah, wah. The data shows that logins, slacks, emails, and Zoom meetings are all on the rise on the weekends.

What's the takeaway for our buddies over at work? Everyone is now a weekend work warrior. Yetis, the catch is that while you're working less on weekdays, you're working more on weekends. Wah, wah. The data shows that logins, slacks, emails, and Zoom meetings are all on the rise on the weekends.

What's the takeaway for our buddies over at work? Everyone is now a weekend work warrior. Yetis, the catch is that while you're working less on weekdays, you're working more on weekends. Wah, wah. The data shows that logins, slacks, emails, and Zoom meetings are all on the rise on the weekends.

You're leaving early on Wednesday for the mani-pedi or the driving range, but then you're opening up your laptop on Saturday mornings. So we're checking out earlier Monday through Friday, but we're making up for it Sunday morning. That's right. Now, part of this is technology now enables it. Maybe you're using AI as well. And part of it is just offices are more flexible these days.

You're leaving early on Wednesday for the mani-pedi or the driving range, but then you're opening up your laptop on Saturday mornings. So we're checking out earlier Monday through Friday, but we're making up for it Sunday morning. That's right. Now, part of this is technology now enables it. Maybe you're using AI as well. And part of it is just offices are more flexible these days.

You're leaving early on Wednesday for the mani-pedi or the driving range, but then you're opening up your laptop on Saturday mornings. So we're checking out earlier Monday through Friday, but we're making up for it Sunday morning. That's right. Now, part of this is technology now enables it. Maybe you're using AI as well. And part of it is just offices are more flexible these days.

Yeah, they're saying get the work done. As long as you get it done, I don't care when you do it. And if you like your work, then none of this is an issue at all. It's a blast to do. We love doing work on weekends, in fact, too. Either way, work now looks like peanut butter. It's getting spread out. Work is now spread out like peanut butter on a seven-day-long piece of life bread.

Yeah, they're saying get the work done. As long as you get it done, I don't care when you do it. And if you like your work, then none of this is an issue at all. It's a blast to do. We love doing work on weekends, in fact, too. Either way, work now looks like peanut butter. It's getting spread out. Work is now spread out like peanut butter on a seven-day-long piece of life bread.

Yeah, they're saying get the work done. As long as you get it done, I don't care when you do it. And if you like your work, then none of this is an issue at all. It's a blast to do. We love doing work on weekends, in fact, too. Either way, work now looks like peanut butter. It's getting spread out. Work is now spread out like peanut butter on a seven-day-long piece of life bread.

Put that on a poster. So, besties, you're now leaving work 42 minutes earlier on weekdays, but you became a work weekend warrior. Jack, could you whip up the takeaways for us to kick off the week? On Friday, the world retaliated against Trump's tariff bombs. We may be entering a pan session. And the American stock market depends on Berlin, Bangkok, and Buenos Aires.