Jack and Nick

Put that on a poster. So, besties, you're now leaving work 42 minutes earlier on weekdays, but you became a work weekend warrior. Jack, could you whip up the takeaways for us to kick off the week? On Friday, the world retaliated against Trump's tariff bombs. We may be entering a pan session. And the American stock market depends on Berlin, Bangkok, and Buenos Aires.

Put that on a poster. So, besties, you're now leaving work 42 minutes earlier on weekdays, but you became a work weekend warrior. Jack, could you whip up the takeaways for us to kick off the week? On Friday, the world retaliated against Trump's tariff bombs. We may be entering a pan session. And the American stock market depends on Berlin, Bangkok, and Buenos Aires.

For our second story, Chipotle went on a seven-year quest to find a tariff-free avocado. Valiant effort, but it ultimately failed. Chipotle, it's now a case study. Made in America just ain't always possible. And finally, us Americans are finishing work at 4.39 in the evening, 42 minutes earlier than just two years ago. But we're also now working on weekends. We've all become weekend work warriors.

For our second story, Chipotle went on a seven-year quest to find a tariff-free avocado. Valiant effort, but it ultimately failed. Chipotle, it's now a case study. Made in America just ain't always possible. And finally, us Americans are finishing work at 4.39 in the evening, 42 minutes earlier than just two years ago. But we're also now working on weekends. We've all become weekend work warriors.

For our second story, Chipotle went on a seven-year quest to find a tariff-free avocado. Valiant effort, but it ultimately failed. Chipotle, it's now a case study. Made in America just ain't always possible. And finally, us Americans are finishing work at 4.39 in the evening, 42 minutes earlier than just two years ago. But we're also now working on weekends. We've all become weekend work warriors.

But yetis, this pod's not over yet. Here's what else you need to know today. First, as expected, President Trump delayed the deadline to sell TikTok another 75 days. So Congress passed a law to ban TikTok. The Supreme Court affirmed that law. But after two 75-day delays of the enforcement, Kind of wondering if the lie even matters right now, Jack. Does the lie even matter?

But yetis, this pod's not over yet. Here's what else you need to know today. First, as expected, President Trump delayed the deadline to sell TikTok another 75 days. So Congress passed a law to ban TikTok. The Supreme Court affirmed that law. But after two 75-day delays of the enforcement, Kind of wondering if the lie even matters right now, Jack. Does the lie even matter?

But yetis, this pod's not over yet. Here's what else you need to know today. First, as expected, President Trump delayed the deadline to sell TikTok another 75 days. So Congress passed a law to ban TikTok. The Supreme Court affirmed that law. But after two 75-day delays of the enforcement, Kind of wondering if the lie even matters right now, Jack. Does the lie even matter?

Plenty of American investors do want to buy it, but China won't sell it. Jack and I still have an outstanding bid, although that is confidential information. Besties, please do not share that with anyone. T-Boy Quine, it's as good as money. And second, the chairman of the Federal Reserve is the most powerful six-foot man in finance.

Plenty of American investors do want to buy it, but China won't sell it. Jack and I still have an outstanding bid, although that is confidential information. Besties, please do not share that with anyone. T-Boy Quine, it's as good as money. And second, the chairman of the Federal Reserve is the most powerful six-foot man in finance.

Plenty of American investors do want to buy it, but China won't sell it. Jack and I still have an outstanding bid, although that is confidential information. Besties, please do not share that with anyone. T-Boy Quine, it's as good as money. And second, the chairman of the Federal Reserve is the most powerful six-foot man in finance.

Everyone's asking, will he save America from a recession by cutting interest rates? Well, President Trump has demanded the Federal Reserve cut interest rates as it could boost the economy. But he said no. On Friday, he reiterated inflation is the number one concern for the Fed, and tariffs are actually likely to exacerbate that.

Everyone's asking, will he save America from a recession by cutting interest rates? Well, President Trump has demanded the Federal Reserve cut interest rates as it could boost the economy. But he said no. On Friday, he reiterated inflation is the number one concern for the Fed, and tariffs are actually likely to exacerbate that.

Everyone's asking, will he save America from a recession by cutting interest rates? Well, President Trump has demanded the Federal Reserve cut interest rates as it could boost the economy. But he said no. On Friday, he reiterated inflation is the number one concern for the Fed, and tariffs are actually likely to exacerbate that.

As a reminder, the Federal Reserve is set up to be apolitical, so they don't take orders from Congress, the White House, or anybody. And finally, Minecraft the movie premiered over the weekend. Jack Black. Loves his video games. Yeah. Now, the Minecraft movie actually continues the trend we've noticed of movies named after commercial products. First, the Barbie movie. Yeah, yeah.

As a reminder, the Federal Reserve is set up to be apolitical, so they don't take orders from Congress, the White House, or anybody. And finally, Minecraft the movie premiered over the weekend. Jack Black. Loves his video games. Yeah. Now, the Minecraft movie actually continues the trend we've noticed of movies named after commercial products. First, the Barbie movie. Yeah, yeah.

As a reminder, the Federal Reserve is set up to be apolitical, so they don't take orders from Congress, the White House, or anybody. And finally, Minecraft the movie premiered over the weekend. Jack Black. Loves his video games. Yeah. Now, the Minecraft movie actually continues the trend we've noticed of movies named after commercial products. First, the Barbie movie. Yeah, yeah.

Then the Blackbird movie. Then the Pop-Tart movie. Now the Minecraft movie. Or as Jack and I call these, Com-Coms. Company comedies. Yeah, they're all comedies, aren't they? Yeah, they are. But our prediction for what's next, what do we think, Jack? The Kool-Aid movie. Yeah, Kool-Aid movie. If you know, you know. Time for the best fact yet.

Then the Blackbird movie. Then the Pop-Tart movie. Now the Minecraft movie. Or as Jack and I call these, Com-Coms. Company comedies. Yeah, they're all comedies, aren't they? Yeah, they are. But our prediction for what's next, what do we think, Jack? The Kool-Aid movie. Yeah, Kool-Aid movie. If you know, you know. Time for the best fact yet.

Then the Blackbird movie. Then the Pop-Tart movie. Now the Minecraft movie. Or as Jack and I call these, Com-Coms. Company comedies. Yeah, they're all comedies, aren't they? Yeah, they are. But our prediction for what's next, what do we think, Jack? The Kool-Aid movie. Yeah, Kool-Aid movie. If you know, you know. Time for the best fact yet.