Doug Stanhope

What's the point of chasing diamond status if you don't have the reward of getting bumped up? Good point. So I did get bumped up on the first fight, so I've had... Two drinks at the airport bar, and then I get your pre-flight drink, which I get fucking livid if they don't serve that. That's crazy. That's the whole point of first class. Yes.

Getting a drink before those other fucking simple motherfuckers. Yes. What did you say? It's a great peeve. Oh, peeve. Yes. All right. I thought you said pee. Oh. I try to hydrate. Get this guy a catheter. Well, what I did is I call them torpedoes. That size of water, if I could drink one of those in a day, it's almost half a gallon. It's 50-something ounces.

Getting a drink before those other fucking simple motherfuckers. Yes. What did you say? It's a great peeve. Oh, peeve. Yes. All right. I thought you said pee. Oh. I try to hydrate. Get this guy a catheter. Well, what I did is I call them torpedoes. That size of water, if I could drink one of those in a day, it's almost half a gallon. It's 50-something ounces.

Getting a drink before those other fucking simple motherfuckers. Yes. What did you say? It's a great peeve. Oh, peeve. Yes. All right. I thought you said pee. Oh. I try to hydrate. Get this guy a catheter. Well, what I did is I call them torpedoes. That size of water, if I could drink one of those in a day, it's almost half a gallon. It's 50-something ounces.

And that's what they recommend, at least a half gallon a day. So I chugged this fucking thing before airport security that I've driven with but ignored. And now I forgot. I got bumped up, but I'm in a window seat. Ah. I'm going to have to piss this whole flight. And I sit there and I get my drink. He pisses me. He pisses like an old lady. I piss like a motherfucker. But at least you get an aisle.

And that's what they recommend, at least a half gallon a day. So I chugged this fucking thing before airport security that I've driven with but ignored. And now I forgot. I got bumped up, but I'm in a window seat. Ah. I'm going to have to piss this whole flight. And I sit there and I get my drink. He pisses me. He pisses like an old lady. I piss like a motherfucker. But at least you get an aisle.

And that's what they recommend, at least a half gallon a day. So I chugged this fucking thing before airport security that I've driven with but ignored. And now I forgot. I got bumped up, but I'm in a window seat. Ah. I'm going to have to piss this whole flight. And I sit there and I get my drink. He pisses me. He pisses like an old lady. I piss like a motherfucker. But at least you get an aisle.

Yeah. You think ahead. I try. So this lady sits down. She has a hard hat connected to her backpack. Oh, boy. A woman of a certain age. And then she gets to her. Like me, she keeps her Delta fucking earpieces. So she plugs in her earpieces for the in-flight entertainment, pulls out her tray and opens up a laptop. And then they come to say, what would you like?

Yeah. You think ahead. I try. So this lady sits down. She has a hard hat connected to her backpack. Oh, boy. A woman of a certain age. And then she gets to her. Like me, she keeps her Delta fucking earpieces. So she plugs in her earpieces for the in-flight entertainment, pulls out her tray and opens up a laptop. And then they come to say, what would you like?

Yeah. You think ahead. I try. So this lady sits down. She has a hard hat connected to her backpack. Oh, boy. A woman of a certain age. And then she gets to her. Like me, she keeps her Delta fucking earpieces. So she plugs in her earpieces for the in-flight entertainment, pulls out her tray and opens up a laptop. And then they come to say, what would you like?

The vegetarian option or the chicken Cuban sandwich? And I'm like, and then she orders tea, hot tea. And I'm like. I already have to piss. Yeah. So before the tea comes, I'm like, lady, I'm sorry, but let me get this done before I'm going to knock over. I have this fucking overcoat on. I say, slank it. I'm going to knock everything off. And so she said, oh, it's okay.

The vegetarian option or the chicken Cuban sandwich? And I'm like, and then she orders tea, hot tea. And I'm like. I already have to piss. Yeah. So before the tea comes, I'm like, lady, I'm sorry, but let me get this done before I'm going to knock over. I have this fucking overcoat on. I say, slank it. I'm going to knock everything off. And so she said, oh, it's okay.

The vegetarian option or the chicken Cuban sandwich? And I'm like, and then she orders tea, hot tea. And I'm like. I already have to piss. Yeah. So before the tea comes, I'm like, lady, I'm sorry, but let me get this done before I'm going to knock over. I have this fucking overcoat on. I say, slank it. I'm going to knock everything off. And so she said, oh, it's okay.

And I just squeezed every ounce of piss out I could then. Yeah. Sorry, I just did broken special. I was so claustrophobic just being in a window seat knowing that I'm gonna have to piss again. I didn't, but I wanted to the whole time.

And I just squeezed every ounce of piss out I could then. Yeah. Sorry, I just did broken special. I was so claustrophobic just being in a window seat knowing that I'm gonna have to piss again. I didn't, but I wanted to the whole time.

And I just squeezed every ounce of piss out I could then. Yeah. Sorry, I just did broken special. I was so claustrophobic just being in a window seat knowing that I'm gonna have to piss again. I didn't, but I wanted to the whole time.

That's tough.

That's tough.

That's tough.

But I also don't have projects I'm doing.