Doug Stanhope

You know what? There's manipulation afoot in it, too, because I always wear a fucking Delta, vintage Delta pin, and I have a fucking bag of fucking vintage Delta gadgets, and you will not get shut off drinking on a plane.

You know what? There's manipulation afoot in it, too, because I always wear a fucking Delta, vintage Delta pin, and I have a fucking bag of fucking vintage Delta gadgets, and you will not get shut off drinking on a plane.

You know what? There's manipulation afoot in it, too, because I always wear a fucking Delta, vintage Delta pin, and I have a fucking bag of fucking vintage Delta gadgets, and you will not get shut off drinking on a plane.

If you've given them a 1973 vintage Delta fucking this and that. Yeah.

If you've given them a 1973 vintage Delta fucking this and that. Yeah.

If you've given them a 1973 vintage Delta fucking this and that. Yeah.

Yeah. Thank you. Could I get a double?

Yeah. Thank you. Could I get a double?

Yeah. Thank you. Could I get a double?

Probably not if you use the word stewardess. Oh, sorry. That's where I lost you. Did you ever notice for a drinker's podcast that this is kind of like a... It's like a sneeze guard. Oh, shit. You're right. Get him a straw. Give me a crazy straw. Give me a hurricane with a crazy straw. You said you could make anything, right?

Probably not if you use the word stewardess. Oh, sorry. That's where I lost you. Did you ever notice for a drinker's podcast that this is kind of like a... It's like a sneeze guard. Oh, shit. You're right. Get him a straw. Give me a crazy straw. Give me a hurricane with a crazy straw. You said you could make anything, right?

Probably not if you use the word stewardess. Oh, sorry. That's where I lost you. Did you ever notice for a drinker's podcast that this is kind of like a... It's like a sneeze guard. Oh, shit. You're right. Get him a straw. Give me a crazy straw. Give me a hurricane with a crazy straw. You said you could make anything, right?

We could whip that up. We might be able to whip up a hurricane. I have no idea what's in a hurricane other than diabetes. It's shit. I feel like I'm sounding like a telno. Fucking came in here so jacked. I woke up and I saw my face after. That's almost 12 hours of drinking for me to get here. Because I'm two hours from the airport, so I fucking leave early. And then I get for a 1 o'clock flight.

We could whip that up. We might be able to whip up a hurricane. I have no idea what's in a hurricane other than diabetes. It's shit. I feel like I'm sounding like a telno. Fucking came in here so jacked. I woke up and I saw my face after. That's almost 12 hours of drinking for me to get here. Because I'm two hours from the airport, so I fucking leave early. And then I get for a 1 o'clock flight.

We could whip that up. We might be able to whip up a hurricane. I have no idea what's in a hurricane other than diabetes. It's shit. I feel like I'm sounding like a telno. Fucking came in here so jacked. I woke up and I saw my face after. That's almost 12 hours of drinking for me to get here. Because I'm two hours from the airport, so I fucking leave early. And then I get for a 1 o'clock flight.

I'm there at 1130, so I start drinking at the bar. It's the only bar I'm a regular at is the Tucson airport. Like, Sam, what are you doing? Where are you going now? How's that thing that you did? And then, you know, in first class, if you get bumped up, or I usually buy first, but if I'm not making money where I'm going, I go, I should probably just, you know, roll the dice.

I'm there at 1130, so I start drinking at the bar. It's the only bar I'm a regular at is the Tucson airport. Like, Sam, what are you doing? Where are you going now? How's that thing that you did? And then, you know, in first class, if you get bumped up, or I usually buy first, but if I'm not making money where I'm going, I go, I should probably just, you know, roll the dice.

I'm there at 1130, so I start drinking at the bar. It's the only bar I'm a regular at is the Tucson airport. Like, Sam, what are you doing? Where are you going now? How's that thing that you did? And then, you know, in first class, if you get bumped up, or I usually buy first, but if I'm not making money where I'm going, I go, I should probably just, you know, roll the dice.

What's the point of chasing diamond status if you don't have the reward of getting bumped up? Good point. So I did get bumped up on the first fight, so I've had... Two drinks at the airport bar, and then I get your pre-flight drink, which I get fucking livid if they don't serve that. That's crazy. That's the whole point of first class. Yes.

What's the point of chasing diamond status if you don't have the reward of getting bumped up? Good point. So I did get bumped up on the first fight, so I've had... Two drinks at the airport bar, and then I get your pre-flight drink, which I get fucking livid if they don't serve that. That's crazy. That's the whole point of first class. Yes.