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Pablo’s Rhino – Act One

1364.028

Hey, Kevin, have you ever been hit in the balls before? Hey, Justin, can you take care of that?

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Pablo’s Rhino – Act One

1857.318

This guy, Americano? Si, si. And the woman who stopped you, do they know each other? I don't think so. She's a police officer.

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Pablo’s Rhino – Act One

1878.522

Anything useful? More turistas in search of paradise, courtesy of Manny Rojas.

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Pablo’s Rhino – Act One

892.865

Who'd have thought, after all these years, my boy, walking down the aisle, man and wife, man and fucking wife!

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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two

1414.27

Talk to my guy. He said they let three Americans go late last night. Get this, one of them was the accountant. Whoa, for real? Man, I thought that guy was a myth. You know, like a boogeyman for drug dealers. You saw the way he took down that rhino? Stone cold killer. Well, words out. Someone put a serious bounty on these assholes. Shit, you know what that means. This is our ticket, baby.

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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two

1445.965

Follow the rats.

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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two

1454.684

There's a private strip running Cessnas not too far from here. If they're getting help, that's likely where they're heading. I guess we better get there before the competition.

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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two

1471.815

Can we stop for empanadas? Empanadas?

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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two

256.722

Looks like these assholes came to send a message. And Rojas is making a play for the throne. One thing's for sure, if the rumors are true and Escobar really has been hiding this whole time, these fuckers may be the ones to flush him out.

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 1

152.334

Vaping violation, code 219. No way you're getting out of this one. Enjoy getting shit kicked.

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 1

169.16

I will get you gone, Bernie!

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 3

1010.381

All right, you've been cleared. Free to go.

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 3

1052.759

Sorry, I'm a terrible fire. Me too.

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 3

1379.977

The best piece of financial advice I've ever received is to pay yourself first. That's why now with every paycheck I receive, I start by putting a little bit away for those rainy days. Today's episode is sponsored by Acorns. Acorns is a financial wellness app that makes it easy to start saving and investing for your future.

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 3

1397.229

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 3

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 3

1432.846

Acorns Advisors LLC, an SEC-registered investment advisor. View important disclosures at acorns.com slash Ross Patterson.

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 3

1553.913

We have eyes everywhere. Ever heard of elf on a shelf?

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 3

2226.628

Wow, I didn't think I was going to get anything this year. Thanks, Mom! Oh, that wasn't me. Mom! I didn't get you anything.

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 3

2258.129

This is the best Christmas ever. I love you, Neenoo.

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 3

2376.46

Oh my God! Bernie, get out here!

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 3

2419.556

What are you wearing?

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 3

2528.833

Oh, wait, wait, wait. I think I get what's going on here. Bernie tried to do that weird Alaska prank on me too, but I didn't fall for it because I'm not an idiot.

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 3

842.824

Hey, hey, what are you? What's happening? Ma'am, you're on the no-fly list. Merry Christmas.