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KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

1362.345

Wow, look at that. You should get that pierced.

KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

3834.632

Look at this mean green machine. Oh, yes.

KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

3920.916

Watch out for the reservoir.

KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

4831.416

I got it. This is patient zero right here. Just starting.

KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

6376.544

Thank you. Thank you.

KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

6662.633

Yeah, every hour I'm on stage, one less woman an hour is getting tied to train tracks.

KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

6690.014

Yeah, it's the only way I can fall asleep peacefully.

KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

6733.186

I just... Do stand-up.

KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

6743.239

Oh, he shoots baby deers. Well, what would I do for fun if I had the time to? Yeah. I like killing animals. Okay. He did not say the word hunting, folks.

KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

6756.922

You don't have to hunt down a frog to stomp on it. Wow. Is that what you do? Have you done that? Oh, yeah. I'm just trying to think of what I would do for fun. You ever punch the shit out of a puppy? I've struck a few dogs in my day. You've shuck a few dogs. No, struck them. You shuck corn. You don't shuck dogs, dude.

KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

6792.867

No, I've not punched a puppy. You wait until their skulls get as thick as Joe's and then you can really give it to them. What does that mean? I don't know.

KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

6832.338

What did you say about his mother again? I forget. Something about her twat. Oh, that's the one I used. Okay.

KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

7425.088

Did you say she had big titties? Big, big, big, big titties. But she's anorexic. I know, right? That's what I'm, I didn't even notice. What's her Instagram? Let's look at it.