Crystal Kung Minkoff
Appearances
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Like the first time you brought it up, I just played along and just tried to be cool and act like I knew what you were talking about. But it won't go away. You like brought like a bag full today. I'm like, OK, this is happening. So what is this and why am I holding it? And why do we care?
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Oh, that's cute.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
All right, I have a question. So just so I'm clear, because I've never heard of this until a week ago. And then you brought it back up again. And now I'm holding one. These are not just for children. Grown adults collect these as well. Yes, they're collector's items.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
So, I mean, it's a toy at the end of the day. Am I not, am I crazy? Is this not like a little cute stuffed animal?
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Why is that one special?
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
What about the clothes?
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
You are Chinese Oprah.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
But what about clothes? I thought I was like, I saw something like they had clothes. Like Gucci. Like where do you buy their clothes?
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
So it comes with, you have the option to buy the bear or whatever this is. And then the thing. What is this? What is this animal?
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
It looks like cherries. It is cherries. Yeah.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Well, I might. I recently came into a big sum of money. And I've recently lost a lot. Are you looking for an investor? It's been selling, buying these.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Have you been paid yet? I can confirm that I have not actually, the money has not hit my account.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
But I will be seeing the cast. tomorrow at a huge Hulu event, forgot to get out. And that is something that I will be asking. But I mean, it's kind of like, I mean, I know it's coming. I mean, Hulu do not want to smoke. Hulu do not want to smoke with me. I know it's coming. And the great thing about it is my partner, Stein is, you know, he's very trustworthy.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Like I felt like that was part of picking.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
He was the one that ran. Like I used his legs to get out because I couldn't get out.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
No, I had the point of getting him. If I could run out, I would have did it myself and just escaped by myself. So he's technically the winner.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
I pushed it after he got out.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
He was like a writer.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Steve, he tried to get out in a garbage can.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
No, he actually works for it. He's a journalist. He was relentless. He was actually really funny.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
But it was a fun game. You guys should all do the show. I'm sure it's going to get a second season. Everybody's talking about it. I can't even believe I won.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
They'll offer her. I'm like, oh, okay.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Well, that's next season.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Would you want to be a traitor or a faithful?
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Yeah.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
I didn't want that to get bypassed. I mean, it's really a compliment if you want to do the show.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Oh, God. Okay, can we just go back to Traders? That transition, I thought his was good. This is a scene that I'm not getting in. Oh, my God. She said let's not talk about it.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
No, I won't talk about Atlanta Housewives. I won't talk about Got to Get Out, and I won't talk about Traders, but this is what I don't like about Traders. You didn't ask, but I just like to just say if I was on the show, which I hope I get to do it one day as well. I don't like if I'm casted as a faithful and then I become a traitor later.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Like, I just want to be a faithful or I want to be a traitor. I don't like when they do that.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Well, as you can see, I'm not a mastermind with these competition shows. I just somehow.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Oh, I thought that was great. I thought that was the perfect mixture.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Well, I like that the people that I did know, they were all interesting and I got to know them. And then it was like, I've never worked with, like I've worked with Kim on Housewives of Atlanta, but we were never like, super friendly on Housewives. So we were roommates. I got to actually get to know her and I really liked her and I'm going to see her tomorrow for the Hulu event or whatever.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
And I know Omarosa, but I've never like slept in a twin size bed right beside her before. So, and she's like, you know, she was when she walked in, I was like, oh shit, shit just got real because she's good. But she was like super nice and like normal. Like as soon as she walked in, she was like, I got you sis. And I was like, Thank you, Lord. But anyway, yeah. What did you think of Spencer Pratt?
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Oh, Spencer was great. I actually didn't really know who he was, but everybody kept saying Spencer Pratt is in here. Like, I just don't know. If I know you, I know you. If I don't, I don't. And I love him. But I just didn't know that he was like Spencer Pratt. So... I didn't really focus on him a lot. He was kind of like a loner in there.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
And then when I saw the show, of course he was like doing the most, but I just always saw him walking around looking for clues. I didn't even know he was really in play half of the time. He just was kind of doing his own thing. But I had my eye on my guy that got us out. We were the only ones to actually get out of the house.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
And I liked him because he was like a little, he was quiet, very unassuming. But when I did talk to him, he did mention that he was like, you know, a big adventure guy. He's always like jumping off cliffs and going to all these crazy dangerous locations and doing all kinds of dangerous stuff.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
And I was like, well, if he can do all that, he can run his ass out of this, down this driveway and get out the gate. I'm going to start crying. Why are you laughing? What? My headphones are wrong?
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
This is much better. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt you. Okay. All right. Well, then can we start over? I didn't hear the half part of the clock.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
No, I wouldn't say you're naked on a poster board and like people being like performing fellatio. No, it's not the same. I mean, as a housewife, you know, we've all been talked about and dragged to a certain degree. Totally. But I think if I had to pick one thing I wouldn't want to happen to me, it would be someone showing me to a performing place. Well, yeah.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
I don't know. Listen, I have done my last interview really speaking about it, to be honest, because I get asked about it all the time. And I've just already said what I've said, so I don't know. I don't really know.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
You know what? I've been married and divorced twice and I was lucky enough for the men that I married to just let me be divorced and leave me alone after it wasn't working out anymore. So I'm so grateful for that. And then I see all these other divorces that are just so complicated. Like I look at Drew and Ralph and I just thank God. that I didn't marry Ralph. That's all I can say.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Is he kind of a bum? No, I love Ralph. He's a great guy. I'm just glad I didn't marry him because I'm like, I just, listen, I'm a Pisces. I'm a lover of love. When the shit is working, let it work. But when it's over, like they should just call it. Like it just shouldn't take all of this. Like, no, we can't break up and you live in the basement. Wow. No, I want you out of the house.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Like, I preferably want you out of the state if possible. And he's like excited to live in the basement when that judge is going to court to live in the basement. It's just too much. It's just too much. I feel like there's no point of separating and getting a divorce and still living in the same house. Like, I get the whole thing.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Like, I think, you know, the focus should always be the kids and what's going to be good for the kids. But I'm like if like I just like a quick like just make it in, just make it stop. I just think it's just not good. And it just feels like it's just going it's going to be worse. Like it just is going down a rabbit hole.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
I understand what Angela was trying to do. But she's still getting to know Portia. I know Portia more than I know Angela. And I know like for Portia's birthday, when Portia's not fucking with you, she's not fucking with you. So I felt bad.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
I love what Angela was trying to do, but I felt bad for Drew because I knew when she showed up, you know, it was not going to be a very welcoming situation for her.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Okay. We're on a TV show. We're going on a cast trip. We want all the cast to be. Yeah. But here's the thing. If a cast member is telling me, I do not want Cynthia to come. Matter of fact, they don't invite me. They make it very clear they don't want me to come. There's scenes with people telling me that she doesn't want me to come. I'm going to try my best to fight not to be there, to be on.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Because I know I'm walking into a very uncomfortable situation. That's true.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Which, I mean, it was her birthday, and it was a birthday celebration, and I think for your birthday celebration, you should get to be around the people that you, you know, curate the list to be around.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
No, that was far from being a peace brunch. Yeah.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Leave me alone about it. You are a housewife. I know. I am a friend of the show, which means that I actually should have a very limited amount of smoke when it comes to real life.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
You're asking me housewife questions when I'm a friend.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
They made you a man. OK, OK, that's true. I am. I am. I am a special friend. I will say that I do get good treatment. I do. But I think that's just an OG thing. It's just a respect thing. Yeah. And that's that's pretty cool. I mean, I mean, I was on the show. I was a housewife for over a decade. So thank you for throwing me like the respect.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Yeah, you're like the omniscient narrator now. I've been given my opinion. Like I literally have been on a press tour and I've been talking about this for two weeks and I just can't talk about it anymore. And of course, like no one's going to be like, oh, they just keep asking Cynthia this.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Like the people on social media literally think I just want to get up and put my wig on and my CB4 hat on and talk about this all day long.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Like you guys are pulling the words out of my mouth. Yeah.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
I'm so being bullied today. And I keep making it. And every time I do an interview, I'm like, so I'm just putting it out there that this is my last time talking about this situation. And every time I'm in another interview going, this is my last time talking about this situation. It's Kenya's fault. But this is it. Look, this is really the last time. At this point, I love Crystal talking about it.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
You have some good points because you actually go and you read and you look at all the things and then you tell me. It's kind of like how I did for Beverly Hills. This is my thing where I'm like, I don't want to talk about this. This is someone that I was really good friends with. All right, Crystal.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
That's so true. I can't even imagine you guys talking about getting dicks sucked on Beverly Hills.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
I know. And Atlanta's over here just doing sucking. You're all crazy over there. Sucking and I won't say the effort.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
No, I mean, no, because I'm like, I've had like three hours of sleep. Take advantage of her. I know.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
I know. I know.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
What about that?
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
And this was on one episode. All in one. And I think we're only, like, episode five or six.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Oh, my God. That's such low hanging fruit for somebody. Let's talk about my leather pants. Yeah.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Yes. They're in a LeBoume case. That's what you need to be selling. I feel like you get a lot of money for those leather pants. They're like famous. They are famous. They are. Yes, they are.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
I'm not here. I'm good. I'm good.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
And so that feeling... It usually means you are the target.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
That's the time when you really have to be able to really back it up because we're all watching to see, OK, well, why do you feel this way? Yeah. And it just didn't seem like she had back. That's right. She just said, I feel this way. Yeah. That's not enough. And at a reunion, that's just not enough.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
I'm speaking for Crystal as her manager. We would definitely put that deal on the table and consider it. We would not just. It wouldn't be a hard no for us. OK. Right, Crystal? Whatever.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
this is me and cynthia but seriously going back to like you know this housewife world that we live in and do you miss it and would you go back and all those things you know for me it's like although your situation like how you leave is how you leave your your exit was very different uh from my exit and very different from kenya's exit or nini's exit or whoever's exit
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
I think that because it's like at the end of the day, it's entertainment, it's TV for all of you that watch the show. But for us, it's our job. And we really spend a lot of time with these women. So when we walk away, it's not like we never have to see these people again, like they're never going to talk about it again. It's not like we left a job at Starbucks and nobody cares.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
It's like it just lives on. It's almost bigger than we are in so many ways. So once we're done with it and we try to put it away and move on with our life, then it just turns into, well, would you go back? It just never really...
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
ends really so you never really even if you do miss it like you get even if you don't miss it you kind of you're forced to miss it in a way because people keep still talking about it yeah you see the the world yeah that like people won't let it go by the way that statement is it the world you're forced to miss you're forced to miss it like literally with the regular job you can go on and nobody really gives a shit with this type of job being this type of tv personality on this type of platform
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
It's like I always said, like the mafia, like when you get in, like it's hard to get out. And like you have to like it with the mafia. You have to like not get out of the mafia most of the time. You know what I mean? So it's very similar thing. And you're hard or hard. You're like, I don't miss it. I'm happy. I've moved on. I like my life. I like my family. I'm happy.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
But it never really goes away, especially if you were on it for any, you know, amount of years.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
You can never get away from them. Yeah.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Yeah. That's the best analogy.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Oh, we're great. We're actually really good. And I'm really, I say that just with my chest because I'm so happy that we've come so far because we had, you know, we started off as friends on the show. I came on the show with Nene and she was the breakout star. I will say it again for the 155th time. When you think of Real Housewives of Atlanta, you think of Nene Leakes.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Like that flower will always be given to her. But we are good. You know, we've just come full circle. We're able to hang out and have a good time together. She just recently started a YouTube as well, since we're talking about YouTubes. It seems like I felt like in a week, like five housewives started a YouTube from Atlanta the same way. I was like, wait, but Portia has a YouTube.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Can you start a YouTube? Needy started a YouTube. So long and short, I'm very happy to say that we're in a great place. And she actually invited me to do her YouTube. And I plan to do it. Is she going to come on Humble Brag? Oh, she's definitely bringing her ass on Humble Brag. If I do her YouTube, she will definitely be coming. Can you get her on The Vow Files? Okay, that's a little extra deal.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
It won't be before Humblebrag if she does.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
I've worked for that interview.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Soon. We're in Nashville now on the show. She pops up when we go to Grenada, so I think it's a couple more episodes.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
You talk to Phaedra a lot. No, no, it's just random. Like we're, she's a, well, I don't want to say what she is. I'm the only, I'm the only idiot that says what hotel. She's standing so inside. In room two. You really do. You, you. I know. I don't know how I haven't been kidnapped or whatever because I'm literally like, I'm over here, everyone. You just gotta warm, you just gotta warm her up.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
It's crazy. It's true.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
A mess. It just wrapped today with RZA and Joey. It is completely insane. We were crying laughing. It may be the funniest one yet.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
We're like chumps. We're official chumps.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Chump?
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
We were like shocked. We couldn't believe what they were saying. It wasn't even, they took over the pot. Like we just were listening.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
But make sure you guys watch Got to Get Out on Hulu if you haven't streamed it. It is a binger.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Yeah, it's good. It's eight episodes. And for the first time, I actually had a strategy in one of these competition rooms. What are you going to do with the money? Well, I got to get it first.
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
What are you going to buy us? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Honestly, I hadn't thought about it, to be honest. It's a lot of money. Well, I wish it was more. It was a million dollars on the table.
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
No, because you have to get a clue. And I never got a clue. So when I finally got a clue, I had to shoot my shot. You had to get out. I had to get out. Yeah, you got to get out. You can't hang around. You don't know. By the time it gets to a million, you don't know that you don't get an exit strategy.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Are you enjoying it?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Oh, it's just getting started.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Just getting started.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Thank you. We'd love being back.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
You've been on a cruise for three weeks.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Oh, okay. So you're not going to give me a little wellness check and see how my week went? I just get all the smoke. This is your wellness check, Cynthia. Yeah, it's your trip on the boat, Crystal, on the yacht. And then Cynthia, yeah. So what was the smoke with you and Chanel?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
You know what? She did. She did. We had a little thing to squash. I don't want to call it beef because it was small.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
yes yes if you guys haven't watched it please watch it i heard it sounds like an episode of housewives well we went back and forth we went back and forth and i feel like you know chanel is well i know that she's a big personality i you know i am a personality but i usually stay out of the smoke i usually find a way all this all these years i found a way to kind of dodge the landmines and just be good and um
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
We had some things we just needed to discuss. And I'm not going to go into detail because I literally just don't even have the strength. Did you squash her? Hardest? Yeah, we did. I feel like we did.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
It didn't surprise me because I felt like, you know, we had a conversation off camera, obviously. And I apologized. I apologized publicly. I apologized. I apologized. I set her up in a hotel. I was like, we were good.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
No, no. Oh, you're just going to make me talk about this.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Crystal, can you just say it? I just cannot even talk about it anymore because it's out and now it's going to be everywhere. And I'm like, it wasn't even that serious or that deep. It was just a situation where something was said at Bravo Fest. I heard her feelings, but she has been in that exact situation.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
before I actually have a whole new situation that just happened this morning that I'm kind of in a hot seat with again. So I did literally come in hot this morning, but you just explain because I just don't have the energy.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Who's the worst dressed housewife? Who's the ugliest housewife? Who's the whatever? Terrible, terrible.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I'm just exaggerating.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
But, but, but, back story. Okay. In Phaedra's defense, at BravoCon, not BravoFest, okay, BravoCon, Chanel was asked the shady question of who is the worst dressed housewife. And she said, Phaedra. So, of course, Phaedra is going to get her lick back at some point. And the opportunity presented itself.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Because she co-whatever.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
They're like, oh, who would sleep with Cynthia's ex-husbands? And, you know, Portia had the answers. Like, who's, like, whatever.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Even if I did come up with the name, the point is we're all in a position to be asked shady questions and we have to pick somebody.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
With all the years I've been on Housewives, with all the shit I've been called, I would graciously take annoying. Like, that is such low-hanging fruit for me. I'm like, okay, good, we can move on. Like, I literally wouldn't even care.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Well, you were there. So do you feel like I came in too hot? Or do you feel like she came in too hot?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
This is humble brag. All we do is sit and talk shit about ourselves all day.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
We literally are the safest place for anyone to come on our show.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Now, I did raise up to meet her where she was at. Someone's yelling at me. I'll be right back. Hell yeah. But it was like all love. Look, I think she's great TV. I think she's great. I have a lot of love for Chanel. I really am glad that we are hopefully on the other side of... Shut up, Nick. I'm glad we're on the other side and I'm glad we squashed it. But it was all love.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
But for me, it's like... The thing that I like about Humblebrag is... We really don't really ever have a beef with anyone on here. We actually bring on people that we're usually good with. And I thought, you know what? This will be a fun. And I think to your in your defense, you thought, oh, yes, squash that beef. This is going to be so cute.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
We're just going to just like really lovingly and kindly, you know, kind and just be super sweet and squashing. I haven't filmed in a year. I forget how intense housewives can be. Yes. Can I tell you? You've been a little rusty. I? That thing, it started off like literally like nothing, and it escalated into a complete inferno. And Crystal said, and I was like, yeah, Crystal.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
So maybe she's like a net 90 girl. Does she not pay the bill or does she pay it late? She's a late payer. Because it sounds like these people are getting paid, but maybe not in a timely way.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
If your photo's going to be taken. Stop it.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I know, I know. But if you're going to be out and about, honestly, and you think that your photo's going to be taken and you don't know how. Every housewife doesn't know how to do their own glam.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I'm good at my own glam. She's going to a Laker game. She's in glam. I know, but I wouldn't go to a Laker game without makeup on.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
No, it's the same thing. But glam doesn't. No, it is. Glam comes to you to do it for you. Doing your own makeup. You just do it yourself. And I do it myself a lot. But I will say a lot of the housewives that I work with. Like I did myself this morning. Oh, my God.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
And yeah, she's really good. But everyone is not good at doing their makeup. So they have to depend on glam. And if you can afford it and if you want your glam to come and do you every time you walk out the door.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Let your glam do you every time you walk out the door. I'm not mad at it.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
It's absurd. Yeah, but you don't have paparazzi on the boat like you guys were like.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Who spends that kind of money? You're not like that. You'll put a little bit on, but makeup is not your thing. And actually, I don't think Dorit does. I don't think she wears a lot of makeup.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Just going back to the glam stuff really quickly. For me, I think that when like because we have like people that get us together all the time. So when we have people in our circle, I feel like it really sucks if they're going to like blast you on social media if you're late paying a bill. Like I've definitely had glam where it's like. I get glammed up and I forget.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I'm like, oh shit, I gotta pay them. They'll like, you know, text me. And then you just pay it. But like, I would hate to like be two days late and be like, oh, you know.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Okay, well that's a whole, yeah, that's a whole nother situation. I just wanted like, sometimes people just want to blast celebrities. Like celebrities are like.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Oh, I talked about you. Wait a minute. I talked about you with your Alex Baskin.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Alex.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Oh, he texted me. Yeah, he's great. We talked about you. I was like, well, Crystal is... Fire it up. I'm having dinner with him this week. Oh, good.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
He's not.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
He has a lot of shows that he's working on right now, too.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yeah. No, I realize that.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Um, you know, I think you guys can expect for it to be a very unpredictable season. There's a lot of ups and downs. Things just kind of go crazy, but I think it's a new season. I think it's very fresh. I think the energy is very different. I think the new, I think it's the right balance of new blood and old blood. And, uh, I think you guys are definitely in for a treat.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Well, I am pretty much in a good place with all of the ladies. I did have a little... Drew, I spoke to Drew this morning. She was a little tipped about something I said in one of my confessionals. What'd you say? Oh, Lord, why do I have to keep going back?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I am on Portia's side with that situation because I 100%, 1000% would never work with any of these ladies. Exes. Fathers of their children, exes, booze. Like if I have to have any affiliation with these ladies, for the most part in a serious way, if I've had a child with you or if I've been married to you, there's no way that I would
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
want any of these ladies to be on my show shooting scenes with them for whatever reason like I just think that's kind of crossing the line if they want to work outside of the show which I wouldn't even do that personally is one thing but coming on platform as well it's kind of like okay now you're just like like now it's just weird I fully agree.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
It was a little... A little triggering. Yeah.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Three or four or five. I know. She was like, really? So I woke up to that. And then the whole Humble Break interview is out, so... I usually try to, I choose peace. I don't really want smoke. And Miss Bailey has been getting a lot of smoke this morning.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
So I have to check my phone because Drew's going to definitely like, you know, give me some smoke today on Instagram. And I don't really play on Instagram. I usually just do my stuff. My confessionals get in to get out.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
And so I didn't finish watching all the show yet. But what I said was I was like, Drew has never lied to me. However, and I don't know if they took that part out or whatever, which is a big part to keep in for the rest of the conversation. So I'm going to watch it again. But at this point, I'm like, girl, just light me up. You know what? It's like come for Cynthia Day. Let's go.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Hopefully she's not going to light me up too bad because if she does, then I got to come back and light her up again. And I choose these. I don't want to.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
This is Atlanta housewives for sure. She's not going to let it go.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Well, I actually appreciate, like, if there's a bomb coming my way, I actually like to be told. I don't want to just be minding my business. That's an interesting point of view. Can I tell you? And all of a sudden, I'm like, wait a minute.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I was like, all right, just bring it on.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I gave her a sparkler. I threw a little sparkler on the fire. Hopefully I'm not going to get a bomb back.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I mean, you can feel that way, but... I mean, I don't... I think my response is just going to be... You know, the go-to look. Sorry. Fun shade. Sorry. You know, I didn't put any extra hot sauce on it.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yeah, oops. My bad. Sorry. My bad.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Of course they cut off the first part.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
She never lied to me. And I said it a hundred times. I'm telling you. Of course you did. I said in that confession, I said... But she's never lied to me. Drew has never lied to me. And I was like, okay.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Well, it's like, well, but she has been caught with the other ladies and a fib.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I didn't even want to say the word lie. I didn't even say lie.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Well, according to the other ladies, absolutely.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Well, the problem is I chimed in on it and I guess I should have just like said in my confessional and just not said anything. But I was like, you know, I thought I was helping her in a way. I was like, she's never liked me, but... is apparently being caught in live with some other ladies.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
That's what the show is. It's silly.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Okay, I can't even go there with you right now.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
We're not even. That's so far down the line. We have to come back for that.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yes, it will.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I mean wait wait wait will it be a part like it's gonna be a dress that's like the whole thing I don't know what they're gonna show I don't know how much you guys will see do you have a side Um, I do have a side on that as well. I would never do that to anyone.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I did not feel like it was a good look for anyone involved, especially Kenya, who, you know, is my friend who I've known forever and had a great relationship with. I just didn't think that it looked good for her to do that, basically. And I just couldn't support it. So I'll leave it right there.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Is there anything else would you, is there any more smoke that I can get on here today? You're horrible. What? You are.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
You're just like, he stirs the pot.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
We gotta bring you on humble break. Like we try to like sugarcoat stuff and be kind of like nice about stuff.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
No, she said it was not good. I don't even want to call it revenge porn. That was said, but I don't think that's what it was. Like, I don't feel like that's what it was. It was something that was just over the top and hugely inappropriate. Oh, gotcha. And something that I don't think should have happened and something that I don't support and something I certainly would not have done.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
But I don't want to say it was revenge porn. I don't need any extra smoke, please. I don't need no Kenya smoke right now.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
No, I got no people on my ass today.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I try to be smoke free, but it does not obviously work out for me that well. I get pulled into the smoke. And for some reason, when like these girls, especially Atlanta, like they come in with Uzis, you know what I'm saying? They will like light you up. And then I throw a tiny little bomb in and it's like all eyes on me. Like, well, what is Cynthia said? I'm like, wait a minute.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Everybody's like dead already. I literally threw a bomb on a dead body already. You guys killed everybody. But for some reason, when I chime in, it just ends up being like, well, wait a minute. Because it's unexpected. Forget what everybody else is saying.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I don't know. I don't know if that's right. But I will just say that the ladies and just in general, I'm just not like, hey, I'm going to just come for everybody. I'm like lighting everybody up. That's not my personality on the show. That is not what I enjoy. I do not thrive in that space at all.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
And I really don't even like to ever say anything negative about my castmates, to be honest. I mean, if they're coming for me, if they're just coming for me, guns blazing, then I have to defend myself always. But I'm not, I don't have fun, like, you know, talking shit about my castmates, to be honest.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Mm-hmm.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I will be checking my Instagram.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
When I get off the phone. When I get it done with this interview, I will be checking Instagram.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
She's going to be nice, hopefully.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
She basically was like, oh, okay. I saw your confessional.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
But when you said... I was hoping she didn't see it, but of course she saw it. What? I know. Maybe she got up to use the bathroom during my part. Like, I don't know. Like, I was hoping, like, Lord, please let her miss it.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
She's mindless. She didn't see it. And then I almost thought about calling her and saying, hey, I said, you know, I gave you a little smoke in the confessional. But I was like, you know what? I haven't heard anything. Everything's really quiet. Maybe somehow, like, she didn't even see the episode.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Of course, she saw the episode. She was like, good morning. I was like...
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
And I really felt like they would have just done me that solid and kept my little disclaimer in that she's never.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I know. What show do I think I'm on? I know. It's crazy.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
No, I think people love to see me squirm. It's just such an uncomfortable place for me.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I love that we have to figure this all out and they just don't say what they're trying to say.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Atlanta don't do quotes. They just come in. They don't do Pinterest. They just come in. They create quotes. They just say what they have to say. But going back to the quitting thing, for me, if I walked away from the show or quit the show, I don't know if I had any doubt about, like, if I wanted to go back. I don't think I would post about it. I just think I would just do it.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
And if they hear about it, it is what it is. So I don't know. I think there's something about doing and then posting that seems a little performative.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yeah, I would never want to walk off. But if I was in a situation where I needed a minute, then I would like the option to walk off if I wanted to. But it's just never happened. Yeah. And then it's like, is it even worth it?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I feel really bad when I watch those scenes. I don't know why. I just root for them somehow. But I get it if it's done. You know what I mean? I've been divorced twice, so I get it if it's over. But I don't know.
The Viall Files
E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
They're not going to be together. I just don't want to see them together on TV because it's just. Yeah. It gives me hope. Like, OK, look at them.
The Viall Files
E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
You're so messy, Nick. You love the mess. He loves the mess. I'm shocked you're getting heat for it. I really, really am. I'll defend you in the comments. This was like our fourth or fifth guest. We love it. I know. He was excited about it.