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But she's so, that's so mean.

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I feel like in a lot of Reddit stories.

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What the hell? Okay, support local business. You did the exact turn I did.

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That's what I'm saying is it's great that he's stopping it because he's recognizing it now with his wife there that there's more to lose. Like maybe we get used to family dynamics, but then sometimes you bring in new people and you're like, oh, this was never cool.

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Good for him, though.

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The turn, I was like, no, aw.

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Like you don't have to be at the table for him, for you to want him to stop that conversation.

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Like you being there doesn't stop the fact that he should have ended that.

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You don't have to be visiting for him to shut that down.

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It should have been shut down.

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But in some family dynamics.

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So how'd you feel alienated? Yeah, I'm like, so yes.

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I think just to bring it back, it's crazy how family has a pull over some people. And it's great to see that this guy was just like, no, the bullshit stops here for my wife.

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Yeah, if my brother's daughter comes out named Spork, I'm like, hell yeah, welcome to the family.

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Like, that's their name.

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I feel like it's easier to change your name as a human. Pets' names, it's hard to change them, to get them to listen to something else. My dog can't hear as it is. If I changed it up on him, it would be so hard to get him to respond.

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Honestly, you know what I would do? The most I would do, if my sister stopped talking to me over this, I'd be like, fine, my dog's Charles. But we're not losing Charles. You know?

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I'd be like, we'll do like his God-given name.

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The name the queen would call him, but I'm not changing his name entirely.

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Wait, you know what's kind of funny, though? You know how sometimes you meet someone and they're like, oh, they're like, oh, Angela's my middle name, my first name is Charlie, but we had to change it because my brother had a dog. Like, it is kind of funny to think about. That's pretty funny.

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Okay, here's my question. Why are AI stories on Reddit?

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It's a little bit like a verification. Because I've never understood the incentive to make a fake story. But now I get it.

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And using grammar a little wrong.

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And it was kind of perfectly like, here's the situation. Here's the situation. What do I do? How do I always, yeah.

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Have you guys seen the video of the Waymo crashing into the Postmates cart?

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Okay, well, thanks, Charlie.

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I want things written by human Nigel.

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Also, families and weddings.

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It's the coffee and the creamer. It's creamer in my coffee.

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It's weird, it's like I'm Cesar Millan.

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Thank you for knowing my talents. I understand, because he's getting half his rate, so his patience is probably low.

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But then you still gotta give it your all, and that's probably a part of... I bet this isn't his first wedding where it's hard to get everyone to focus in. But I think the only... possible assholey thing is posting those videos without like permission and just be like, fuck you guys. Look at you guys being crazy.

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I understand it's sad when the family's like, we needed those pictures, we were all together, whatever, we all dressed up. But at the end of the day, if the bride was happy, it sounds like the bride and the groom

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Well, I need to know what's the content.

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But it could be anything. Some people are literally on there with their bare ass sitting on cakes.

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Like, it's creative stuff. There are people like that.

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But it could be fucking anything.

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Like, that's why I want to know.

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You're obsessed with cousins. No, I'm not. I just feel like that's the energy.

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This is really, really sweet. It is.

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What happened at the restaurant?

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Was he like watching porn on his phone or something in line? And they took it away, like my brain's going nuts.

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Shane! I don't want to hear what you think. I don't want to hear what you think. I want to hear what happened.

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She's not even mad at the girl he was sleeping with. Because that's usually what people do when people are wrongfully mad at cheating situations. They get mad at who they're cheating on.

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You're getting mad on the setting in which you found out. Not even the place they were fucking. The place that you found out they were fucking.

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You have to really acknowledge, oh, my reality's gone. Oh, I'm not grounded at all. There's nothing about this A plus B equals fucking C. To go after the daughter makes zero sense. They're like, she went on her first big roller coaster. And they're like, well, I went on my own fucking roller coaster. That was fucking betrayal.

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I'm sorry it's insensitive. I'm laughing. I just cannot believe this took that turn. I thought we were mad at Disneyland for something they did.

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Once my dad was really, really hungry, and he was in a grumpy mood, and we went to, for some reason, we were going to this sandwich place, Toto's? Toto's.

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Togo's, Togo's. And they fucked up our order and my dad got so angry he said we can never go back there again. And I feel like I haven't been since because I'm loyal to my father because they fucked up his tuna. But like, but this is like, this is like.

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I just will never forget the image of my dad going, we're never going to Togo's again.

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Could you imagine being isolated from your parents?

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But could you imagine being isolated by the people who raised you because they're lying to each other?

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And it has nothing to do with you, but their lack of communication and, like, honesty?

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It's okay. It's family.

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That was one of the most wild ones I've read.

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It's like you got dumped at a restaurant and you're like, that restaurant broke my heart. You're like, honey. We're never going to Olive Garden again.

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Also, obsessed with the woman in the hotel that goes through his phone and sees baby. Obsessed with her.

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Oh, if I was in people's hotel room, I would read their phones too.

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There you go. Tug on the seatbelt while you're ready. Your fucking, I don't know.

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It's a Robin Williams movie, and I'm watching it. Yeah.

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I'm fucking in. I'm 20-ish. I'll do it.

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Has the job already been filled?

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That's like some guy's stand-up tagline for his tour.

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But you're right. It's like a chill subject, like across all cultures, I'd say. Yeah. Chill, chill, chill.

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I think kind of both.

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No, he's not saying that to her.

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No, I think saying that to her face is one thing, but then silently supporting her.

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Yeah, I guess you're right. But I don't know if it's as black and white as that, because I feel like... Oh, no, it's definitely gray. But... this is tough because you're right, she doesn't want this.

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Is she doing this on purpose?

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Yeah, I honestly would feel bad lying to her for that long. But you're also supporting, honestly, you know what I feel like he should do? He should use, he or she, this person should use their money. I feel like use it and buy property and be like, hey, you can live here, this is an investment property.

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This wasn't an episode for something?

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I honestly can't believe she fell for it, because right off of that conversation, I feel like I would be like...

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Yeah, especially if the guy did a great job. Good for him getting a good actor in there.

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But honestly, you heard it there first. You can book acting gigs off of Reddit.

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Thank you for having us.

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I always say thank you like you invited us. You didn't.

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I thought that was funny. It was like funny, like, ha, peek behind the curtain.

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Yeah, I'd say this is going to be a really lighthearted, we'll probably... Like, I probably won't have really much to say.

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Oh, that's so hard.

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But sometimes people don't feel those strings and they still, you know.

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Yeah, literally.

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Like, I even think about, like, with me, like, I remember some of my earliest improv shows, there was no one in the audience. I didn't invite my family, because I didn't want, my family was local, and I still felt like, I was just like, I don't know, like, Support from your family, especially as a young artist, is crucial.

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I've never met an overbearing family member.

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Right, like you need it, but it's also really hard because you don't want it sometimes. You wanna make it on your own.

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And then you really, yeah.

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But yeah, gosh. But then I remember when I was little and I had a lemonade stand and no one would come and my mom came and bought something.

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And she was like, you still made lemonade and had a business today. And I was like, yeah, but you bought it. It was for other people.

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I'm glad he's going through the friend, though. Because... Well, yeah.

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For many reasons, I'm glad.

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They're like, great job, honey.

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Boring. Next question.

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Like if all the tickets we were selling for like Smosh the sitcom, it was all of our parents. Yeah.

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You've never felt the gun to your head that is Sunday night sauce?

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Anytime I'm having an anxiety attack and someone tells me to calm down, it works like a charm.

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This was a Kiana pic.

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Your feelings aren't justified.

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I have a theory based off of a personal connection that I think when people – It's okay, I'm allowed to say this. I think it's happening a little bit in my family right now where when your family has a dynamic that has been there since birth and since your, it's just been there for a very long time and people start to bring in chosen family into the family dynamic.

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That is people that they are engaged to or anybody that they're like, oh, this is gonna be my wife and they're coming into our family dynamic. That changes things up because patterns of behavior that have been going on that probably aren't the best are identified by the new party. Like this family is actively gonna lose him, and they've never felt like that before.

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He's been a part of their family. But when they act like this, he has to step up for his wife, which he is, which I think is great. I think he's so right to choose, it's really rough, but it's right to choose who you're married to.

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Yes, and I think it's, and he, but I totally understand why the family was like, why are you, by the second time it really set in for them, and they're like, why? Why, and they're just confused because they don't understand that this is harmful and that this is his wife. That's so messed up. I would also be like, try to meet on mutual territory. Can't they just go out or something?

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That's what people like to cook.

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I don't know how I feel.

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I play Cindy! I play Candy! No!

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And I'm not ready to go there right now.

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Like hoping that his girlfriend will go, no, wait, that's my man. I thought that's what was gonna happen.

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Second time around them, yeah.

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Like, what's going on?

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What if she's cheating? What if she hasn't?

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Revenge on revenge on revenge.

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You guys are giving me the reasons. My name is Shantop.

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I have been keen sometimes. A Bloody Mary.

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I was in first class.

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Yeah, Amelie, the movie, she does that. So it is kind of like a mainstream thing. She takes his slippers and replaces them with a smaller pair.

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She doesn't deserve it.

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Amelie does it in a cute, that's what I'm saying. And the guy kind of deserved it. I start stitching his clothes tighter and tighter and tighter, and he's like, God, I'm getting more muscular.

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I make it just tighter in the crotch, so you're like, whoa. Wait, what if I made it bigger in the crotch? And then he's like.

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This is intense revenge.

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Sounds like OP acted out of emotion in doing that. I will say this ex sounds very self-destructive.

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Sounds like malicious person.

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No, you're right.

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He literally did the definition of revenge porn.

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Because it's of him.

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You gotta be the better person.

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What was your favorite revenge? Favorite?