Candace Owens

All right, you guys, happy Wednesday to everyone except, except Brian Harpole.

What an absolute nutcase.

Am I right?

I mean, you guys flooded us with comments yesterday.

Doctors and nurses and ER techs, you guys were just on fire about the absurd story he presented wherein he led the OR team.

He took a gurney, pushed Charlie into a vacant room, jumped on top of him, apparently found some scissors and cut his t-shirt off from his body.

I mean, what in the fantasy series are we even talking about?

Not even in the fictional world of Grey's Anatomy because they want it to be realistic.

I think Brian, it's a liar, liar, pants on fire.

And feel free, Brian, to add that statement to your lawsuit against me.

The story that you described did not happen in an emergency room.

Now, I want to especially appreciate those of you who pointed out the additional absurdity of him claiming that he jumped on top of Charlie to cut the shirt off because why, sir?

Are you three feet tall, Brian Harple?

Why would any adult-sized man ever need to physically jump atop a gurney to cut a t-shirt off?

Like, are you miniature, Brian Harple?

Are you not taller than a bed?

Do you think that that's what...

surgeons are doing, paramedics jumping on top of people to cut a shirt off.

I mean, it is an astoundingly dumb story the more you think about it.

So the question is, why did he tell it?