Candace Owens

All right, you guys, happy Thursday.

I have to tell you that today in studio, we were wondering, from a purely legislative perspective, okay, purely legislative, maybe theoretical, what exactly are the statute of limitations on being a widow?

Is there a bill making its way through the halls of Congress?

We just want to establish some universal guidelines so that we understand when exactly it is that we're allowed to receive answers to our very many questions from the CEO and chairman of a quarter billion...

dollar per annum charity.

Because I feel like if the people could put it to a vote, we would say at the moment that if you are emotionally fit enough to run the company, if you're emotionally fit enough to be the chairman and the CEO, that we get to ask questions.

But I understand that there are a powerful minority who disagree.

Anyway, that's not what today's show is about.

I have a lot more that I need to say about Ivanka the Explorer.

I went to bed, I woke up, I said,

I'm not done with this story.

Our very own Leif Erikson in the flesh, Ivanka the Red, and, of course, the seemingly endless bloodlust of the United States military.

It's all kind of coming together.

There's a bigger picture.

Plus, Turning Point USA now says the footage that they released of Charlie appointing Erica to take over was intended as a troll.

What?

I don't know.

They just keep on keeping on.

Welcome back to Candace.

Okay, so I realized that yesterday I fell a little bit short because I failed to provide you guys with more pertinent details.