Brendan Schaub
Appearances
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - October 26, 2024
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The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - October 26, 2024
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The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - October 26, 2024
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The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - October 26, 2024
Guys tend to give problems. Oh, come on, Javier. Oh, his leg's fucked up.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - October 26, 2024
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The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - October 26, 2024
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The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - October 26, 2024
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The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
That's so crazy. Every Monday, Wednesday, I do 225. I usually get at least 20-something the first time. I do 315 for five, and I do 225 for again 20-something. So I go bam, bam, bam every Monday, Wednesday.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
But it's all I train. It's all I like to do. That's my workout.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Yeah. I'm such a meathead these days. It's bench, deadlift, and pull-ups. That's all I do. How many pull-ups can you do?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
It's the proper time for Leon, too, right now, you know?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
That was a tough night. He just didn't seem into it either, right? Something was off.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
But also, he's the champ. Why wouldn't you set up so the champ's in ideal conditions?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
I get it. If Bilal was the champ coming over there, he'd fight in London, but it has to be at 5 a.m. Right. That makes sense. When you're the champ in your hometown, why the fuck we don't have 5 a.m. ?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
But there's also a lot of X factors we don't know behind the scenes. Like UFC's like, first of all, TV right deal. Only time we could do it with the broadcast. But how is that possible?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
I bet there's some other X factors that go in there.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Those undercards when it's like a Dagestani fighter we're not familiar with?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Kudos to you. Like even GFL or game bread. I'm like, you want to go in the, in the octagon or the cage and interview the fight and have to say their name. Like it's probably, probably not my cup of tea, man.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
And his coach was like, come on, do it now.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Leon's going to be in for a surprise because he's like, oh, he's so short.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
It's also tough on him because remember he's supposed to fight JDM, a straight striker.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
That's the thing, I don't know, I don't know. And then I stumbled upon, was it Methanol Blue?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
He couldn't get him down. Bilal just beat the brakes off him.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Yeah, but he has to be super careful in here.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
If you're Brady, you can't go for the takedown too early because that's what Leon's expecting.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
You know what the difference is? Bilal got his respect on the feet and then started laying the takedowns, if you remember.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
But if you remember that Bilal fight, I've watched it a few times. Bilal was landing like a motherfucker on the feet. Yes. And constant pressure. A lot of pressure. Constant. Got his respect on the feet and then opened up the takedown.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
That's what you got to do. You got to earn the respect and then the takedown will be there. Yeah. Leon's too good.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
They usually always have Patty on these London cards, but he's on that Miami card. Saving for Miami.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
This is where strength is going to be the difference. Yeah, let's see if he can do something here.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
And he landed on the feet a little more. That's probably one round for Brady. Man, I'd like to see that takedown landed earlier, see him set that up.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
You never see any good car commercials anymore. There's nothing dope out there. A good commercial? Yeah, for like cars. Look at them breathing heavy, man.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
You don't really see it anymore. They got all friendly.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
I just stumbled because I take creatine for neurological reasons and for muscle recovery.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Leon's in trouble. He's got the back. Yep. Got his whole fucking legs tatted, front and back. Everything. Goddamn. His whole asshole.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
And then I'm taking so many nootropics. I feel like I leveled out. And then someone recommend this, this methyl blue.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Again, three minutes of this. There you go. Take him belly down and hit him.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Bro. Yeah. I mean, three, four times a day.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
I forget exactly what it was, but he's not coming back soon, soon.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
You have Makachev, you have Bilal... And then Brady with a win over a fucking... This is a big round.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Yeah, that loss to Bilal. Everyone writes these guys off.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Yeah. When they go, does it work? I think so.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Is that him? No. I'd say a minute in the back right. Not looking great for Leon. But Leon's ass, he'll pull it out, though. He'll surprise you.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Wow. Full mount. Sweet. With three minutes to go. Three and a half minutes. This is terrible. Awful.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Oh, he's down three rounds. Yeah. Yeah, this one's not even close. Sean's just so dominant on the ground. You just want to see how Sean does against, like, Makachev or Shavkat, like another grappler who can strike and defend the takedowns. That'd be his big test. Putting two hooks in.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Don't let him bully a rock. I mean, if you're the corner, don't get taken down. I don't know what the fuck to tell you, man.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
If Leon didn't pull off that last-second KO against Kamaru, you would never think he has a fucking shot. But because he's done that, we're all like, you never know, dude. You never know.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Yeah, no. But even Kamaru didn't beat him up like this.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
But it makes sense Brady would hire a mental coach for that, because remember, he's undefeated, never lost, and when you get your ass handed to you, you're like, oh, fuck, I'm not the end-all be-all.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Also, it boils down to sport. But also, when the UFC signs, say, Mikey Mushimeshi, is it exclusive? Can he not compete anywhere else?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
But the stuff he's talking about also isn't exciting, you know? Right. You've got to be super disciplined.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
That's what I was going to say. You'd have to pay him a salary.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Just builds a brand. You don't want to be stuck there if you're not getting enough competition.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Great work ethic. They gave him like a tough matchup to a second fight in one championship, like a tough fucking wrestler. He fucking annihilated this dude. Is Gary Tonin still in one?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
One Championship has a big Muay Thai fight. Like, huge Muay Thai fight. Like, one of the biggest ever. I sent my boy to it.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Man, Brendan got stung. Yeah, he gets crispy after this. But what I was going to say is I wish we were seeing John Jones Aspinall in London.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Which you can't be mad at, but also, you know Tom Aspinall? I think soon he'll be the interim champ for the longest ever over 500 days. That's not good.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Which is, that's just negotiation tactics. Like, dude, he's been on your radar for three years. And you took two years to get ready for heavyweight. What are we doing?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
See, when you say you won't believe it, you got to come with some shit now.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
So that was a. And do you think Tom Aspinall is like, John's going to get him down. If you got him down, John, as far as being an Aspinall's guard, you think it'd be an issue for John at all?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
He's been doing jiu-jitsu since he was a kid. You know, it's rare You have a big guy with good hip dog fight.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
There's no one like him the only knock on we really haven't seen just his defense You know his head is one MMA fight.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
But that's the UFC being like, don't announce it yet.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Here's something to think about. Think of whatever reason John decides he doesn't want to fight Aspinall. What the fuck do you do with Aspinall?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
The heavyweight division's never been worse.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
That dude's in some pub right now going, I beat that guy.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
And now remember, he tweeted that before Gaethje's fight.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Paul Craig's so dangerous, Bo Nickel didn't even take him down. Yeah.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
As far as jitsu-wise, you got Gunnar Nelson on the card tonight. And then Sean Brady's no punk either. He's a black belt. Philadelphia gorilla.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
And Leon Edwards in the weigh-ins, he was like, I don't realize how small he is. I'm definitely going to have a strength advantage. You're like, oh.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
No, anyone who fights Sean Brady is like, he's the strongest guy we were going against. All of them say it. Yeah.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
At 55, and it's Max proper. I think Max should fight more at 55. I didn't like him going back to 45.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
We all remember the knocking of Gaethje in the last seconds there, but he was molly whopping him before that.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
So that Max Holloway, the true Max Holloway at 55 versus fucking Dustin for Dustin's last fight in New Orleans?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Think about the guys Jon Jones submitted. Dover, Lyoto.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Because even if he, here's the thing, even if John molly whops Tom, which I think John would be an underdog in the fight, but let's say John beats Tom. Isn't that crazy? And then retires. It's like, all right, Tom Asimov's still going to dominate.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
He's good at everything. And then people are like, oh, he's too small for 55. I'm like, he's actually, that narrative don't work. He's a big fucking boy.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Yeah, especially his son, Travel Ball. It's so many games.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Dude, look at that. And what did he say? He gave DC the left hand.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
No, that's no doubt. It's silly when people argue that.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
They need to shut the fuck up even if you're going to lose to Aspinall. His resume through light heavyweight, you got to realize he went through that whole fucking span of fighting the best of the best that light heavyweights ever had to offer and fucked up all of them.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Your first introduction at 55, he's kind of the king of 55. So tall and dangerous.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
But if you're Toporia, you're not going to go up to 55 without some sort of guarantee. Because remember, he's giving up the belt, so he's not getting pay-per-view points. But it's his idea. Well, because the weight cut's too tough.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Apparently that last cut was really tough and his team was like, all right, no more. Wow. You're not going to give up the pay-per-view points and just dip out and then just go into the queue at 55.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
They were saying like 180 between. That's the thing. It was like, oh, he's too small 55. I'm like, he's fucking...
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
I think that dude has the record for weight cut. Anthony Johnson. Oh, yeah.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Yeah, his coach came out and was like, he was only breathing at 6% capacity. And I was like, this is some bullshit.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
I feel like you got a good nose for fighting. No homo, you got a button nose, a cute button nose.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
I'm back in. Like, back. They're fighting. It's end of May. The arena by the USC down there. It's end of May in LA. What kind of testing you got? Multiple choice? Don't be a hater. What's this testing you speak of?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
10 pounds. So they can agree to fight at a weight that they're both comfortable at.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
They're different. So if Tony goes, hey, man, I feel good at whatever, 168, 170, and Dylan agrees, like, yeah, I'll fight you at 170.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
50-50 for the game. 50-50 once they get in the positive. How do they know who's moving the needle? They all get it?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Then nobody gets it. But then what's dope is, let's say Gordon was going to fight and brought in a sponsor, and then they want to sponsor the entire thing. He gets 20% of anything you bring.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
I wish they had that when I was fighting them. Maybe he's in the best shape of his life.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Isn't he fighting KSI in boxing, so shouldn't he be in shape?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
And Glory's coming back. Glory's doing a heavyweight competition soon.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Go down the military order. Wow. During his service in Bavarian infantry division, Hitler was ordered to trim his mustache to ensure a proper seal with a gas mask. Wow. And he got the Michael Jordan mustache.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Wow. Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan's the only guy to ever pull it off.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
And he got fucked up, right? And that's when he decided to run for everything because he thought he was saved by God.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
I read a little bit about it, but I kind of just was like- It's kind of like confirmation that it was like mafia, Israel, and the CIA.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Yeah, it is. I wish it was. No, with UFC 5. No, I'm saying as far as making it popular. Like EFI, all that shit.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
He's like, how are you not going to say goodbye next time I see you? I'm going to give you a slap around Christmas. She's like, you better. I'll wear the rouge or whatever. He's like, you better.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Yeah, they said the brother, the pillow talk is what fucked her over. Because he'd fill her in and all this shit. Oh, boy. And then John F. Kennedy was like, bro, what are you doing?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
The JFK stuff kind of just confirmed what kind of they labeled conspiracy theorists. Like, yeah, we've said it was CIA, Mossad, Mafia.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
I love her. I was like, this is crazy. Have you dived into a Harvey Weinstein shit?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Dude, look into the dude from that 70s show who's in prison for life. His appeal's coming up. Look into that one. Really? Bro.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Three chicks, and if you look at the appeal, it started off with, oh, he raped me and drugged me, and then it went to he held a gun to my head. They keep changing their stories. That one's wild. That one's wild.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
This is what you get, though. This is what you get. You're trying to fucking ruin a guy's livelihood by using the Me Too movement?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Because they exclusively signed Mikey Mushameshi, right?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Because no one's ever done it. Because everyone just bows down.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Yeah, we've been talking about Harvey Weinstein's nuts and his thighs.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
You know, DC and Jail are shooting one right now.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
You two pulled up in some shit today. Your new car, that fucking truck.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Bro, I was at Mecham yesterday. You should see some of the shit people do with those cars, man. It's wild, man. With Mustangs? Everything. Oh, with everything. I mean, the Mustangs for sure. Like the old, the 60s, all that shit.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Dude. And when they, the Restomods, I'm just sitting there like, bro, I want it all.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
I we're talking to three guys here real car problem Oh, dude, I had a budget like they cleared me to buy something and I've never bid on anything I went fucking nuts to would you get I got it's really got a boy, right? I got a Jeep I went nuts man. I tackled my manager. I didn't know what to do. I was so I was so fucking nervous There's like big ballers. There's a guy I went to the kiss me one.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
There's some old I have no idea what he did He was next to me in 12 minutes, probably spent $7 million in cars, and didn't give a fuck. And I was like, bro, you just won that GT40. How are you not, no fist pump, nothing?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
It's like a purplish-pinkish? Yeah, it's like a pinkish, but it has a 392. It's the last call edition. Brand new, less than 200 miles.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Look, I attacked my fucking manager right there.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Yeah, I was on ESPN. I didn't know. I was so embarrassed when they told me I was on live TV.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Oh, I'm going to toss some King Shocks on that bitch, a big Magnum blower.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
They never change the body style, so they have this Colt following.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
That's the best thing in combat sports. Fucking phenomenal. As far as talent, it's the best.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
I'll get some bullshit, like a Ford Excursion on my Hummer. Powerstroke and I call him. We're like, cool, cool. And he tells me what he has. I'm like, oh, my God.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
You know what's weird is, you know me, I can't stand electric cars, but now that the Libs are like, I'm like, oh shit, I might get a Cybertruck. I wish a motherfucker would.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
I wish a motherfucker would. Just because.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
I might get one and swap a diesel in it so it looks like, and they don't know, just so they fuck with me.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
It's a lot of work, though. It's also why... You basically just toss and... You gotta pay for the Cybertruck, and I'm gonna have to pay for it.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Sometimes it's all about speed, though, you know? When people tell me that, I'm like, ah, you ever driven like a fucking water-cooled fucking, you know...
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
And it's not like Ultimate Fighter where you can win based off grappling and just hold guys down and they become champion, get a UFC contract.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
They've had a lot of issues with them, yeah.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Dana White Contender Series, there's dudes who win, and he's like, nah, not excited enough.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
But Joe, think about a better comparison would be, think about your Ford GT, a 2006. Right. They're $500,000 minimum now.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
But like my Hummer, I have a 55-gallon diesel tank in the back. I fill that bitch up maybe once every three weeks. It gets good gas mileage. I can go on long road trips.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
That bit shut down on us in the parking lot, but yeah, he has one. Did it really? We couldn't get out. It died? It was like 100 degrees. I was like, oh, I'm going to break your car, dude. And he's like, oh, out of all the times this has never happened, it happens while you're in the car.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
He didn't have that. We had to wait like 40 minutes.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
No, eventually he called and they're like, oh, just reset.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Also, the people vandalizing Teslas, that could be a worse car to vandalize because there's cameras fucking everywhere on that thing.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Callan thought Conor McGregor was in the movie Popeye.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Yeah, GFL. Sorry. Yeah, there's PFL. There's GFL. UFL is something else. But GFL does that.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
I'm like, there's no way that resurrection was real. But even if this is real, Eddie, it doesn't mean he was resurrected, right? It just means he was crucified and he was an actual real man.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Bro, do you know how long that would take? Yeah.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
She's only got 40 seconds. Whenever she fights, the crowd's just cheering and she's getting beat up.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
And just some sloppy white guy, you see him go, ah, fuck.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
And I assume they don't live long because they're so big, so they probably just eventually fell off.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
He ain't no chick, man. Goddamn, Eddie. Why you fuck that up for me?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Is he one of Fidel Castro's sons, too, or what?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
But isn't that similar to like MKUltra, what we're doing to compromise people?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
You know what I'm saying? He doesn't fight a ton.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Three years ago, I think, Joe. It might be two, but maybe three.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Yeah, MMA-wise, he just never got over that hill like the top contenders.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
I think he just got busy. Like he has his school. It's like in the side of a fucking mountain.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
I've always liked Gunnar Nelson. Yeah, this is... Big Thor told me he rolled with Gunner. I know he's rolled with you, Gordon. Oh, yeah. He said he got absolutely destroyed.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
He said he rolled with Gunner, and he couldn't understand it. He was like, I understand Gordon because he's so big. He's like, then I rolled with Gunner and Nelson, and he fucked me up, too.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
But then it went mainstream for a tough one with stand-up with Stephan and Forrest.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Remember, he beat Homeboy, who did the spinning back.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Yeah, RDR was a two-division champion at one championship. He's no punk. If Bo Nickel gives us bad striking, I'm going to freak the fuck out. There we go.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Oh, nasty punches to the body by Holland. He also won against Cade in one championship. Just straight grappling. If Gunnar can't take... Who did?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
But also being that active, it's tough to compete with the biggest guys that –
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Forgot the game plan a little bit. Kept getting his back to the cage.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Oh, Joe, if you knew, I know you can't probably talk about it, but do you see Ilya's tweet where he's like, I'm going to have big news. You guys aren't expecting it.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
People want to see that shit. I commentate for Game Bread where it's bare knuckle MMA and seeing JDS and Alan Belcher and Roy, they don't punch the same. The little cautious because they don't want to break their hand.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
The shame about that fight should have been five rounds. That's five rounds.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
But to that same point, like with Alex Pierre defending 12 takedowns, 12 for 12, you get no fucking credit. The guy attempted 12 takedowns. You couldn't do it. That guy gets no points. Who should get credit? The guy defending the takedown.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
So in that situation, nothing happened. He took him down.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
It's bare knuckle. And this Hilton is tall with those giant jaws.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
You're saying circle him to the center of the octagon?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Yeah, he's probably trying to rest. Total strikes, Kevin, 130. Gunner, 20. Gunner's going to win it.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
You do 10-9, Holland, first round. There's going to be a draw. 10-9.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Yeah, Gordon has a good point with all the control Gunnar had with these judges.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Yeah. Draw. No, I think they give Gunnar. Could be a draw. I think Gunnar wins.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Dude, remember how hard it was for the UFC even to cut him because they kept giving him these young lines and he kept beating them. Yeah, he beats a lot of guys, man.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Both of them. Been out two years. One shoulder's bad enough. But what's impressive about him is he was fighting with bad shoulders when he beat all these boys.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
But also, you get to a certain level where guys can stop your game at lots, and if you don't have striking, you get exposed.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
He was well-versed in Teporia. How do you say it again?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
He's not that active. I know he's turned down a lot of matchups, too.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
He's still under contract, but I know he's turned down a bunch of fights.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
It's not a sad story if you want to do something cool. It's kind of dope that he's like, fuck it, I'm over it. If he went on to make money, he's doing well, you know? Yeah.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Whatever you can do to avoid surgery, man. It's amazing.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
But that wouldn't be unexpected. You know what I'm saying? He's like, you won't see this coming. So it's not Makhachev because we all assume that. Makhachev's not fighting Makhachev's going up to 70.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
It's also just such a big jump up in talent for Oberg. He beat Ozdemir, but before that he really hadn't fought anybody.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Ancalayev majorly because it's a draw. Yeah.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Him and Ankaliev are just tough fucking humans, man.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Oh, they announced Roundtree and Hill. Ooh, when's that? I'm not sure.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
I bought that Jeep yesterday, and the lady goes, oh, my cousin fights in the UFC. And usually I'm like, oh, really? I'm like, who's your cousin? She's all, uh, Hill? Jamal Hill? I'm like, oh, fuck yeah. She's a badass, girl.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
That Kansas City car is tasty. Yeah, that's a good fight night, finally.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Now, remember, too, he's also 42 years old. Uh-huh.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
I swear to God, if I have problems with ESPN+, I'm going to lose my shit.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Bro, I love when I run to Eddie at the baseball fields because he's a vet. Like, my kid's only nine, so we've been doing it two years, but he's been in it for a thick... He has everything. Backpack, water, just the whole tent, the seat.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Yeah, my kiddos met him for the first time like two weeks ago.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Who the fuck's Uncle Eddie? Right there. It's your uncle.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
I don't know. Gimmick. There's some weird shit, man.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Bro, you know they offered me and Brian to fight each other in card jiu-jitsu? Brian Callen? Yeah. Why would they do that to Brian? They didn't pitch me, they pitched Brian. They go, it'd be really fun for you and Brendan to do card jiu-jitsu. And Brian goes... Like, seriously? And the guy goes, yeah, would you guys be down to it? Brian's like, no.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
He's like, I'm not going to fucking go get chopped and carved shit, too. You're 100 pounds bigger than him and a black belt.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
We'll get a better round from Olberg here because, you know, it's new to him.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
It's such good matchmaking, Carlos Olberg. Even though they think prospect, I think he's 34, 35, but he hasn't really beat anybody of note. He beat Ozdemir, but he hasn't really beat any of the top guys to get to this, so him versus Jan's fun.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Those leg kicks are going to be a problem if you don't start checking them. God, remember when Jan fought Izzy? Yeah. What a nightmare matchup. Yeah, just too big. Too big.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
But if they would have gave, like, I mean, granted, you want to fight for the title, but if they would have gave him, like, Yuri or someone, that would be a funner matchup.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Big shots there. Jan's starting to land now.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
He's just slapping them. When Jan's leg kicks, it's fucking doing damage.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Dude, you look into Ann Kalia's background. That motherfucker's never lost in anything.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
I'm saying before he got to the UFC, you look at his background. It's like, Jesus.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Yeah, ride it out, man. Yeah. It's like Chael and Anderson. You're like, what the fuck are you doing? Dominating for four rounds. I know. That's the craziest one. That's wild. That's just self-sabotage.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Damn, it's been, besides that girl fight against Molly, it's been all decisions again.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Yeah, Bobby hasn't won a fight since he changed his name to King. So he's like, fuck that. Call me Bobby now. He's going back to Bobby.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Yeah, he's like, I'm changing back to Bobby. That's hilarious. He's 0-3 since he changed to King.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
And that style, like cardio-wise, like you're in the third round, you're so explosive, you just can't run at that high gear for three rounds.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Yeah, they catch up to you. You get a grappler, can avoid the big shots. Then in the third round, you're fucked.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
I was discussing with a guy, I won't say who it is. He's coming back to the UFC and his buddy's like, he's like, man, what matchup do you think? He's like, we just need to give him an easy matchup for his first one. I'm like, buddy, it's 2025 in the UFC. There's no cakewalks. There used to be cakewalks. There was guys like, thank God they gave me him. There's really not that...
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
With the Contender Series, it's just full of these young fucking lions that you've never heard of.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
It's like Sean Brady in the main event. When they gave him Bilal, he just wasn't ready. Right. And then loses that and then goes on a tear.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
It's going to get weird for Jan. He loses this one, you're off two years. Mm-hmm. The division, the state it's in, it's tough, man. Well, we'll see. There's still three minutes to go. How fucking crazy is MMA? It's like Alec Wojnarowski, before he lost those two, he was like, there's arguing. He's the pound for pound number one. He was on the number two.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
And then three months later, he's not even on the list. Yep. Leon Edwards. Yep. Before he lost Balal was, I think, number five pound for pound. Now he's not even on the list. Crazy. He loses this one, you're kind of fucked. MMA is wild, man.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
He's starting to sit down in his punches now.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
It's fucking tough to take two years off, then you jump in with a killer who's ranked number six, man.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
It's like gutter Nelson taking two years off and jumping back in. It's fucking tough, man.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Interesting. Yes, this card has the potential to be, you know, if you're looking for knockouts, this might not be the one card for you.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
And yours? Good shoulders? Good shoulders. I tore my bicep like a month ago, probably. But I'm on all sorts of shit.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
And Brady just, it's just like in the fifth round, you look at that Gilbert fight, it's like he had more takedowns in the fifth round. Like, his cardio's insane.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Holberg ain't getting a title shot after this one, though.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
But then there's a big difference on the feet too, right? So it's all about who and their will, right?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
It sucks, but you're pros. You just got to go, man.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
That's what I'm saying. The UFC, there's not much they can do for you anymore.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
And Gervonta was like, I had something in my eye. I'm like, I don't give a fuck.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
I started taking blue scorpion venom shit. What? Yeah, some scorpion venom. What are you doing? Name something. Anything someone offers me, I'm like, I'll try it out.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Well, you see their pay structure. It's also a far way out from getting done because guys are on a contract.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Yeah. Was it legit? Yeah. I mean, pretty sure it's legit, but that actually helps boxing overall. So the top dogs aren't going to eat like they are now with $40, $50 million paydays. But the middle guys that can grow boxing, that's what it's going to do.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Correct. On that pay structure, you ain't getting any of the big fish.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
It's good and bad. We get the fights you want to see, but it's also, you know. It's good. There's some darkness there.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
It's blue venom. They take venom and then put peptides with it.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
I love them. And do you feel so? Because I looked into creatine gummies, and I heard when they bake the gummies, it takes away the potency of the creatine. Yeah. So when you think you're getting five milligrams, you're not.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Who could hold the longest? It was me, Thor, and my boy, Hooper, who's also a strongman.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
I think it was like 47 seconds, and then Thor was like 58 seconds.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Yeah, pretty beast, dude. That sounds like ready to fight that guy in a plane. I'm like, what'd you say?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Yeah, Mitchell's a special guy, man, because he's one of the strongest, and he has a personality. He's such a good dude.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
No, he's not, like, preposterous. I was just sitting down eating food, and they asked me to do it. I didn't even want to do it.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Yeah, I want to challenge those guys to 225. That's my shit. That's why I wanted to challenge him.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
Yeah, because I asked Thor, and he told me his record. I was like, I beat that a while ago. He's like, let's do it right now. I'm like, right now? Like we're in the middle of a photo shoot. I'm like, I ain't doing it right now. I was like, let's wait to after. But we'll do 225, 315, 225 and see who can do the most. And we'll just combine it.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
He keeps getting better. He's got his endurance.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
I'll tell you. Homestead? No, that's going to be in Saudi Arabia.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
Wasn't Ricardo Almeida doing judging too? He was doing judging. Yes, he was judging.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
You know what? It's like Drew Dober's Royals Royce Phantom, and he's a Chrysler 300.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
He was like, do you see me now, Dad? You're all, whoa.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
You got some stars with personality. Isn't that crazy? But 125, every dude sitting on the couch is like, they're tiny, I can beat them up. And they have no fucking clue.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
I bought it on Apple. The first season on Apple. That's right.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
Amazing. I thought for sure Umar was going to beat him.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
You're a piece of shit. Why would you think that, though? I'll tell you right now. Anyone from Dagestan or that area, Brian will suck off. He's so good. He's striking. He's wrestling. He drives me nuts. Drives me nuts.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
He's in Vegas. Murab has the... You know what I'm saying. Close.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
The thing is, the biggest weapon in all of combat sports and all of sports period, his cardio is the most lethal thing on the planet.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
What do you call it? It's the Vanderlei Silver Rape Joke.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
Like Jon Jones did with Stipe? Ooh, lordy.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
One more tough guy. What about Peter Jan versus Umar?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
So he goes, he went Shark Tank rounds and beat the fuck out of everyone. His cardio was fine.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
My thing is, do it. Make the fun fights like Cowboy Cerrone style. Do the fun fights. Then come back down. Do 205 and then come back down.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
He's not landing those big shots like Wonderboy did. It's hard to hit them.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
DC's not a black belt on the fucking ground. I wonder how it is with his back. I wonder if he has a good guard. I know. Does he have a guard? Does he have a guard? I would assume it's not bad.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
My American attitude, you piece of shit?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
It's 1-1. And if I was betting on this, I would. It's tough.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
I'm going to repeat my friend Matt here. She beat cancer, right?
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
You just said I'd be scared of her. Not you.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
It's all of it. Well, they're asking Tatiana to do a lot, and she jumped the queue.