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To eat your curds and whey You shan't come back for quite some time So kneel, repent and pray Repent and pray Naughty! Naughty Nadia makes promises she can't keep. She's out dancing with the boogeyman while you are fast asleep.

To eat your curds and whey You shan't come back for quite some time So kneel, repent and pray Repent and pray Naughty! Naughty Nadia makes promises she can't keep. She's out dancing with the boogeyman while you are fast asleep.

My dear, my dear, bugger off, my dear. Your sighs and sobs won't save you, nor will your sexy cries. Time for you to understand the consequence of lies. Naughty, naughty Nadia makes promises she can't keep. She's out dancing with the boogeyman while you are fast asleep.

My dear, my dear, bugger off, my dear. Your sighs and sobs won't save you, nor will your sexy cries. Time for you to understand the consequence of lies. Naughty, naughty Nadia makes promises she can't keep. She's out dancing with the boogeyman while you are fast asleep.

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Hey, you know, I, I, I was, I advertise your stickers on my wire bottle. Whoa. So, uh, the 21, I gotta get, no, I, I actually, you know, I don't, I don't actually have the stickers.

Hey, you know, I, I, I was, I advertise your stickers on my wire bottle. Whoa. So, uh, the 21, I gotta get, no, I, I actually, you know, I don't, I don't actually have the stickers.

I don't, I don't, I don't know what happened to them.

I don't, I don't, I don't know what happened to them.

Please do.

Please do.

Cause, uh, I'll, I'll, I'll text you my address.

Cause, uh, I'll, I'll, I'll text you my address.

Since the great pandemic. Oh, a long time listener. We've been a long time listener. Very long time. I think I started when you guys were maybe 15 episodes in.

Since the great pandemic. Oh, a long time listener. We've been a long time listener. Very long time. I think I started when you guys were maybe 15 episodes in.

I am on my sixth year.

I am on my sixth year.

Let me just say people will people. A person is good. People are bad. Oh, that's a good way of putting it.

Let me just say people will people. A person is good. People are bad. Oh, that's a good way of putting it.

Yes, it's a type peer pressure type thing.

Yes, it's a type peer pressure type thing.

Well, I've got I've got three categories for you.

Well, I've got I've got three categories for you.

OK. You can do Karen stories.

OK. You can do Karen stories.

We can do really, really gross stories.

We can do really, really gross stories.

Or a really wholesome story.

Or a really wholesome story.

Okay. All right. So I have permission from my coworkers to tell you their stories too.

Okay. All right. So I have permission from my coworkers to tell you their stories too.

I've been collecting them.

I've been collecting them.

So one of my coworkers got a call on the radio that somebody had pooped behind the skee-ball machine.

So one of my coworkers got a call on the radio that somebody had pooped behind the skee-ball machine.

In the arcade.

In the arcade.

So this is the thing. So you're going to imagine that it's downpour rain.

So this is the thing. So you're going to imagine that it's downpour rain.

We've got water coming in underneath the doors. Oh. So they had moved one of the screens that blocked the view of one of the emergency exits.

We've got water coming in underneath the doors. Oh. So they had moved one of the screens that blocked the view of one of the emergency exits.

So there's like a little passageway behind skee-ball machines for maintenance for emergency exits.

So there's like a little passageway behind skee-ball machines for maintenance for emergency exits.

So there's a group of about four boys, and they have this on camera. There's a group and they're playing skee-ball and they're doing the basketball thing in the arcade. And suddenly they disappear from the screen. They found a way to get behind the skee-ball machine. Okay? And it's dark back there. And dusty and whatever else. And you have no, yeah, it's probably full of trash.

So there's a group of about four boys, and they have this on camera. There's a group and they're playing skee-ball and they're doing the basketball thing in the arcade. And suddenly they disappear from the screen. They found a way to get behind the skee-ball machine. Okay? And it's dark back there. And dusty and whatever else. And you have no, yeah, it's probably full of trash.

So he just apparently just pulls his pants down and just just shits right there oh yeah how old is this kid are these like 10 year olds yes yeah that's the worst i was i was they're not little yeah they're not little they're just too involved and they can't go across the the the hallway to poop to get yeah oh my god okay so worse worse on worse okay yeah

So he just apparently just pulls his pants down and just just shits right there oh yeah how old is this kid are these like 10 year olds yes yeah that's the worst i was i was they're not little yeah they're not little they're just too involved and they can't go across the the the hallway to poop to get yeah oh my god okay so worse worse on worse okay yeah

the four of them back there are apparently all together they're all involved in this they're all encouraging this kid to shit on the floor essentially yes yes exactly and you know it's loud in there you can't hear a damn thing oh yeah yeah no no lights noises bells whistling loud music you know splashing it's yeah it's very loud in that place It is.

the four of them back there are apparently all together they're all involved in this they're all encouraging this kid to shit on the floor essentially yes yes exactly and you know it's loud in there you can't hear a damn thing oh yeah yeah no no lights noises bells whistling loud music you know splashing it's yeah it's very loud in that place It is.

So one of the kids apparently throws up during the pooping.

So one of the kids apparently throws up during the pooping.

So now you've got water coming in from the emergency exit. You've got kids in there playing in the park, in the arcade. And then suddenly it's Poop and puke.

So now you've got water coming in from the emergency exit. You've got kids in there playing in the park, in the arcade. And then suddenly it's Poop and puke.

It's like, you thought the pool was bad?

It's like, you thought the pool was bad?

She told me it took her three hours to get it cleaned up completely. To standard standards.

She told me it took her three hours to get it cleaned up completely. To standard standards.

So we do have like a little handheld carpet cleaner.

So we do have like a little handheld carpet cleaner.

Kind of like your little Bissell, your spot type of thing. It's loud. Okay. Because it has to be.

Kind of like your little Bissell, your spot type of thing. It's loud. Okay. Because it has to be.

But she said she had to refill it. Like six times.

But she said she had to refill it. Like six times.

And she said she had to wipe it off the walls.

And she said she had to wipe it off the walls.

That depends because you're all on wristbands. So identifying somebody, if they don't give a proper name... We can't know what room they're in unless you have wristbands.

That depends because you're all on wristbands. So identifying somebody, if they don't give a proper name... We can't know what room they're in unless you have wristbands.

And they're not going to tell anybody. Sure, no. Of course not.

And they're not going to tell anybody. Sure, no. Of course not.

We actually have a code for it.

We actually have a code for it.

So we have an AFR, which is accidental fecal release.

So we have an AFR, which is accidental fecal release.

And they'll do an all-call on the radio, and so whoever has the radio will hear, this certain pool is closed for an AFR. Oh, my gosh. We will radio you when we're back open.

And they'll do an all-call on the radio, and so whoever has the radio will hear, this certain pool is closed for an AFR. Oh, my gosh. We will radio you when we're back open.

So they'll do that. They'll do a full half-an-hour treatment. Oh. Everybody's out of the pool. Everybody gets out of the pool. There's nobody allowed. They have to... do the chemicals they have to get the nets they have to get the biohazard bags and they have a specific place for all that

So they'll do that. They'll do a full half-an-hour treatment. Oh. Everybody's out of the pool. Everybody gets out of the pool. There's nobody allowed. They have to... do the chemicals they have to get the nets they have to get the biohazard bags and they have a specific place for all that

And nobody's going to touch that.

And nobody's going to touch that.

Just that pool.

Just that pool.

Okay, so I texted you these two, and I'm going to have you choose, because we'll do a part two if you want. Okay. I can do the birthday cake Karen.

Okay, so I texted you these two, and I'm going to have you choose, because we'll do a part two if you want. Okay. I can do the birthday cake Karen.

Or the Christian boys.

Or the Christian boys.

Okay. So you're talking a group of at least 10 boys. Okay. And they're ranging in that same 10 to 13 age. Okay. So apparently they were awarded this Great Wolf trip for something in their youth group. They're all wearing matching shirts. They're just... You know. Yeah. You know where they're from.

Okay. So you're talking a group of at least 10 boys. Okay. And they're ranging in that same 10 to 13 age. Okay. So apparently they were awarded this Great Wolf trip for something in their youth group. They're all wearing matching shirts. They're just... You know. Yeah. You know where they're from.

Yes. Think cult. Yes. So they are a myth to society. Okay. They're running around screaming. Okay. They're throwing an actual football in the building across the golf course.

Yes. Think cult. Yes. So they are a myth to society. Okay. They're running around screaming. Okay. They're throwing an actual football in the building across the golf course.

Yeah. Because what if it hits you?

Yeah. Because what if it hits you?

Yeah. So... This is also video evidence. So they get their food, okay?

Yeah. So... This is also video evidence. So they get their food, okay?

And proceed to have a food fight. Oh.

And proceed to have a food fight. Oh.

We had to go up there and clean those table areas.

We had to go up there and clean those table areas.

And it took hours because there's just pizza ground into the floor. There's salad. There's ranch dressing. There's soda. Yeah. it looked like somebody had just literally flipped the table. There's chairs knocked down. There's only one chaperone visible and he's on his phone.

And it took hours because there's just pizza ground into the floor. There's salad. There's ranch dressing. There's soda. Yeah. it looked like somebody had just literally flipped the table. There's chairs knocked down. There's only one chaperone visible and he's on his phone.

We only wish that had happened at this point.

We only wish that had happened at this point.

They're running down the hallways. They're screaming. It sounds like somebody's being murdered in the building. Oh, my God. So we have that long hallway we call Main Street. Okay. Where you have your Build-A-Bear, your Dunkin' Donuts, stuff like that. Yep, yep. They're running down there. We're thinking they're going to slip. They're going to fall.

They're running down the hallways. They're screaming. It sounds like somebody's being murdered in the building. Oh, my God. So we have that long hallway we call Main Street. Okay. Where you have your Build-A-Bear, your Dunkin' Donuts, stuff like that. Yep, yep. They're running down there. We're thinking they're going to slip. They're going to fall.

we're going to have a big, you know, incident code three.

we're going to have a big, you know, incident code three.

Yes. Of like serious nature where you have to call an ambulance.

Yes. Of like serious nature where you have to call an ambulance.

Yeah. Busted nose, you know, broke, you know, broken bone everywhere. That's what we're thinking. Right. So they head into the lobby and we've got that revolving door. Right.

Yeah. Busted nose, you know, broke, you know, broken bone everywhere. That's what we're thinking. Right. So they head into the lobby and we've got that revolving door. Right.

this is also middle of winter so the door is not revolving very fast um it's pretty slow and people will complain because that's what people do but these these these boys are in there maybe four of them on each side you know of the of the doors and they're pushing it they're pushing the doors now Our revolving door, when you touch it, it will automatically stop.

this is also middle of winter so the door is not revolving very fast um it's pretty slow and people will complain because that's what people do but these these these boys are in there maybe four of them on each side you know of the of the doors and they're pushing it they're pushing the doors now Our revolving door, when you touch it, it will automatically stop.

Yeah. So you got people pushing on it, trying to get it to open. It's not going to do that. If it can't see you, the motion detector, if it can't see you, it doesn't care if you're in there.

Yeah. So you got people pushing on it, trying to get it to open. It's not going to do that. If it can't see you, the motion detector, if it can't see you, it doesn't care if you're in there.

You know?

You know?

You have to stay in view of that motion sensor in order for the doors to not Simple common sense.

You have to stay in view of that motion sensor in order for the doors to not Simple common sense.

They're trying to push it. They're stopping it on purpose and then letting it go and then, you know, pushing on the door to make it go faster. So they're like, you know, just screaming in there. They're pounding on the glass. They're like, they're going to break something. So the manager of the day, or manager on duty, the MOD, he's done. He's finished. These kids are...

They're trying to push it. They're stopping it on purpose and then letting it go and then, you know, pushing on the door to make it go faster. So they're like, you know, just screaming in there. They're pounding on the glass. They're like, they're going to break something. So the manager of the day, or manager on duty, the MOD, he's done. He's finished. These kids are...

They've gone too far.

They've gone too far.

Yeah, exactly. So the MOD goes over and does the perfect thing so he waits until the doors are in that exact spot where you can't get out you can't get in and he hits the emergency yes sweet now the thing is about this is the emergency stops there's one on the inside and one on the outside okay

Yeah, exactly. So the MOD goes over and does the perfect thing so he waits until the doors are in that exact spot where you can't get out you can't get in and he hits the emergency yes sweet now the thing is about this is the emergency stops there's one on the inside and one on the outside okay

So you've got the two side doors that you can use to get access to the outside if the revolving doors are not working. So he gives them about five minutes. And they're just kind of like, you can see them start to panic a little bit. You know, they're like, what's going on? What's going on? And then you've got security. Yeah. You've got security there.

So you've got the two side doors that you can use to get access to the outside if the revolving doors are not working. So he gives them about five minutes. And they're just kind of like, you can see them start to panic a little bit. You know, they're like, what's going on? What's going on? And then you've got security. Yeah. You've got security there.

You've got MOD, and they just got their arms crossed, and they're looking like freaking The Rock, you know?

You've got MOD, and they just got their arms crossed, and they're looking like freaking The Rock, you know?

They got their eyebrow up. They're just looking mean. So he gives them a few minutes, and he has security go out and push the emergency stop on the outside so they can release the kids.

They got their eyebrow up. They're just looking mean. So he gives them a few minutes, and he has security go out and push the emergency stop on the outside so they can release the kids.

And he's like, wait till they get out there. He pulls their button. And then the security comes back in until he pulls the inside button. So he's given him a little, you know, a little few minutes of like pure fear.

And he's like, wait till they get out there. He pulls their button. And then the security comes back in until he pulls the inside button. So he's given him a little, you know, a little few minutes of like pure fear.

I love it. So he finally gets it to go again. They come out, and they're looking like hang dogs. They're like, you know, oh, we screwed up.

I love it. So he finally gets it to go again. They come out, and they're looking like hang dogs. They're like, you know, oh, we screwed up.

Yeah. We know you don't mean it.

Yeah. We know you don't mean it.

But manager of the day has the power to ban people from the property.

But manager of the day has the power to ban people from the property.

He's like, it's 10 o'clock at night. You know, we're getting ready to pack up and go home. They want to go home. They're like, you guys, I don't care what you do. I don't care who you are. Go to your rooms and stay there.

He's like, it's 10 o'clock at night. You know, we're getting ready to pack up and go home. They want to go home. They're like, you guys, I don't care what you do. I don't care who you are. Go to your rooms and stay there.

I'm going to get your I'm going to get whoever is in charge of you. And you guys are going to go scram. Get out of here.

I'm going to get your I'm going to get whoever is in charge of you. And you guys are going to go scram. Get out of here.

The thing is, security says they were down there at 3 o'clock in the morning.

The thing is, security says they were down there at 3 o'clock in the morning.

Or they're indulged. They're encouraged.

Or they're indulged. They're encouraged.

I mean, that's what you guys are in my Bluetooth in my ears and you're disassociating me from everything else going on. Good.

I mean, that's what you guys are in my Bluetooth in my ears and you're disassociating me from everything else going on. Good.

Okay. So I've got two. And they're quick. Sure. So this one is personal to me. And this one was a young father with a little baby. And... The baby is trying and playing in the mining area where the water's coming down. And you see the kids, they're digging for rocks.

Okay. So I've got two. And they're quick. Sure. So this one is personal to me. And this one was a young father with a little baby. And... The baby is trying and playing in the mining area where the water's coming down. And you see the kids, they're digging for rocks.

So you've got little baby playing in the water thinking like, you know, splash park, right?

So you've got little baby playing in the water thinking like, you know, splash park, right?

And she's got her sister's magic wand from Magic Quest.

And she's got her sister's magic wand from Magic Quest.

So if you saw the Magic Quest, it's like a scavenger hunt.

So if you saw the Magic Quest, it's like a scavenger hunt.

With like magical items and the dragon and stuff like that.

With like magical items and the dragon and stuff like that.

So baby's trying to put the magic wand in the water, see if it's going to float. You know, it's a toy. It's a toy. Put things in water.

So baby's trying to put the magic wand in the water, see if it's going to float. You know, it's a toy. It's a toy. Put things in water.

So I'm seeing this and I'm like, oh, that's going to, it's going to ruin it, you know? And then there goes like the 20 bucks, their game, everything's going to get lost. And I walk over there and I'm like, I'm sorry, sir. I really, I, you know, want to make sure that everything's okay with the baby. That's not a good idea. You know, he's like, I know she wants to play with it.

So I'm seeing this and I'm like, oh, that's going to, it's going to ruin it, you know? And then there goes like the 20 bucks, their game, everything's going to get lost. And I walk over there and I'm like, I'm sorry, sir. I really, I, you know, want to make sure that everything's okay with the baby. That's not a good idea. You know, he's like, I know she wants to play with it.

She sees her sister playing with it. She wants to do the same thing. I'm like, I know. I'm thinking in my brain, what can I do to make this better? So I know because this is what I do. There is a Build-A-Bear shop and they have little stuffed magic wands for the Build-A-Bear.

She sees her sister playing with it. She wants to do the same thing. I'm like, I know. I'm thinking in my brain, what can I do to make this better? So I know because this is what I do. There is a Build-A-Bear shop and they have little stuffed magic wands for the Build-A-Bear.

So I go over there and I'm like, look, can I buy one of those stuffed wands? It's not for me. It's for a guest. And they're like, take it. Take it. They cost, what, 30 cents, right? They're not that expensive. You can have one. I take it over to the dad, to the little baby. And I'm like, this is for the baby. This is for the baby. She can play with this. She can get it wet.

So I go over there and I'm like, look, can I buy one of those stuffed wands? It's not for me. It's for a guest. And they're like, take it. Take it. They cost, what, 30 cents, right? They're not that expensive. You can have one. I take it over to the dad, to the little baby. And I'm like, this is for the baby. This is for the baby. She can play with this. She can get it wet.

She can chew on it, whatever she wants to do. And it's got a little wrist strap, right?

She can chew on it, whatever she wants to do. And it's got a little wrist strap, right?

So I put it around her wrist and her face. And this is what makes it all worthwhile, was just the smile on her face.

So I put it around her wrist and her face. And this is what makes it all worthwhile, was just the smile on her face.

The dad was like, I was going to get her one, you know, like he was going to go get her one. But I'm like, no, this makes me feel good.

The dad was like, I was going to get her one, you know, like he was going to go get her one. But I'm like, no, this makes me feel good.

And then imagine the little girl who's like got, you know, high score or whatever of the day on that wand and then suddenly losing everything. Yes. Aw.

And then imagine the little girl who's like got, you know, high score or whatever of the day on that wand and then suddenly losing everything. Yes. Aw.

Superhero.

Superhero.

What a great experience. Well, I've got to tell you one thing before I go.

What a great experience. Well, I've got to tell you one thing before I go.

I will never, ever look at the wolf again without calling him the swim wolf. They all have names. They all have a personality, but he is now wolf.

I will never, ever look at the wolf again without calling him the swim wolf. They all have names. They all have a personality, but he is now wolf.

Best to you guys.

Best to you guys.

Hey, you know, I, I, I was, I advertise your stickers on my wire bottle. Whoa. So, uh, the 21, I gotta get, no, I, I actually, you know, I don't, I don't actually have the stickers.

I don't, I don't, I don't know what happened to them.

Please do.

Cause, uh, I'll, I'll, I'll text you my address.

Since the great pandemic. Oh, a long time listener. We've been a long time listener. Very long time. I think I started when you guys were maybe 15 episodes in.

I am on my sixth year.

Let me just say people will people. A person is good. People are bad. Oh, that's a good way of putting it.

Yes, it's a type peer pressure type thing.

Well, I've got I've got three categories for you.

OK. You can do Karen stories.

We can do really, really gross stories.

Or a really wholesome story.

Okay. All right. So I have permission from my coworkers to tell you their stories too.

I've been collecting them.

So one of my coworkers got a call on the radio that somebody had pooped behind the skee-ball machine.

In the arcade.

So this is the thing. So you're going to imagine that it's downpour rain.

We've got water coming in underneath the doors. Oh. So they had moved one of the screens that blocked the view of one of the emergency exits.

So there's like a little passageway behind skee-ball machines for maintenance for emergency exits.

So there's a group of about four boys, and they have this on camera. There's a group and they're playing skee-ball and they're doing the basketball thing in the arcade. And suddenly they disappear from the screen. They found a way to get behind the skee-ball machine. Okay? And it's dark back there. And dusty and whatever else. And you have no, yeah, it's probably full of trash.

So he just apparently just pulls his pants down and just just shits right there oh yeah how old is this kid are these like 10 year olds yes yeah that's the worst i was i was they're not little yeah they're not little they're just too involved and they can't go across the the the hallway to poop to get yeah oh my god okay so worse worse on worse okay yeah

the four of them back there are apparently all together they're all involved in this they're all encouraging this kid to shit on the floor essentially yes yes exactly and you know it's loud in there you can't hear a damn thing oh yeah yeah no no lights noises bells whistling loud music you know splashing it's yeah it's very loud in that place It is.

So one of the kids apparently throws up during the pooping.

So now you've got water coming in from the emergency exit. You've got kids in there playing in the park, in the arcade. And then suddenly it's Poop and puke.

It's like, you thought the pool was bad?

She told me it took her three hours to get it cleaned up completely. To standard standards.

So we do have like a little handheld carpet cleaner.

Kind of like your little Bissell, your spot type of thing. It's loud. Okay. Because it has to be.

But she said she had to refill it. Like six times.

And she said she had to wipe it off the walls.

That depends because you're all on wristbands. So identifying somebody, if they don't give a proper name... We can't know what room they're in unless you have wristbands.

And they're not going to tell anybody. Sure, no. Of course not.

We actually have a code for it.

So we have an AFR, which is accidental fecal release.

And they'll do an all-call on the radio, and so whoever has the radio will hear, this certain pool is closed for an AFR. Oh, my gosh. We will radio you when we're back open.

So they'll do that. They'll do a full half-an-hour treatment. Oh. Everybody's out of the pool. Everybody gets out of the pool. There's nobody allowed. They have to... do the chemicals they have to get the nets they have to get the biohazard bags and they have a specific place for all that

And nobody's going to touch that.

Just that pool.

Okay, so I texted you these two, and I'm going to have you choose, because we'll do a part two if you want. Okay. I can do the birthday cake Karen.

Or the Christian boys.

Okay. So you're talking a group of at least 10 boys. Okay. And they're ranging in that same 10 to 13 age. Okay. So apparently they were awarded this Great Wolf trip for something in their youth group. They're all wearing matching shirts. They're just... You know. Yeah. You know where they're from.

Yes. Think cult. Yes. So they are a myth to society. Okay. They're running around screaming. Okay. They're throwing an actual football in the building across the golf course.

Yeah. Because what if it hits you?

Yeah. So... This is also video evidence. So they get their food, okay?

And proceed to have a food fight. Oh.

We had to go up there and clean those table areas.

And it took hours because there's just pizza ground into the floor. There's salad. There's ranch dressing. There's soda. Yeah. it looked like somebody had just literally flipped the table. There's chairs knocked down. There's only one chaperone visible and he's on his phone.

We only wish that had happened at this point.

They're running down the hallways. They're screaming. It sounds like somebody's being murdered in the building. Oh, my God. So we have that long hallway we call Main Street. Okay. Where you have your Build-A-Bear, your Dunkin' Donuts, stuff like that. Yep, yep. They're running down there. We're thinking they're going to slip. They're going to fall.

we're going to have a big, you know, incident code three.

Yes. Of like serious nature where you have to call an ambulance.

Yeah. Busted nose, you know, broke, you know, broken bone everywhere. That's what we're thinking. Right. So they head into the lobby and we've got that revolving door. Right.

this is also middle of winter so the door is not revolving very fast um it's pretty slow and people will complain because that's what people do but these these these boys are in there maybe four of them on each side you know of the of the doors and they're pushing it they're pushing the doors now Our revolving door, when you touch it, it will automatically stop.

Yeah. So you got people pushing on it, trying to get it to open. It's not going to do that. If it can't see you, the motion detector, if it can't see you, it doesn't care if you're in there.

You know?

You have to stay in view of that motion sensor in order for the doors to not Simple common sense.

They're trying to push it. They're stopping it on purpose and then letting it go and then, you know, pushing on the door to make it go faster. So they're like, you know, just screaming in there. They're pounding on the glass. They're like, they're going to break something. So the manager of the day, or manager on duty, the MOD, he's done. He's finished. These kids are...

They've gone too far.

Yeah, exactly. So the MOD goes over and does the perfect thing so he waits until the doors are in that exact spot where you can't get out you can't get in and he hits the emergency yes sweet now the thing is about this is the emergency stops there's one on the inside and one on the outside okay

So you've got the two side doors that you can use to get access to the outside if the revolving doors are not working. So he gives them about five minutes. And they're just kind of like, you can see them start to panic a little bit. You know, they're like, what's going on? What's going on? And then you've got security. Yeah. You've got security there.

You've got MOD, and they just got their arms crossed, and they're looking like freaking The Rock, you know?

They got their eyebrow up. They're just looking mean. So he gives them a few minutes, and he has security go out and push the emergency stop on the outside so they can release the kids.

And he's like, wait till they get out there. He pulls their button. And then the security comes back in until he pulls the inside button. So he's given him a little, you know, a little few minutes of like pure fear.

I love it. So he finally gets it to go again. They come out, and they're looking like hang dogs. They're like, you know, oh, we screwed up.

Yeah. We know you don't mean it.

But manager of the day has the power to ban people from the property.

He's like, it's 10 o'clock at night. You know, we're getting ready to pack up and go home. They want to go home. They're like, you guys, I don't care what you do. I don't care who you are. Go to your rooms and stay there.

I'm going to get your I'm going to get whoever is in charge of you. And you guys are going to go scram. Get out of here.

The thing is, security says they were down there at 3 o'clock in the morning.

Or they're indulged. They're encouraged.

I mean, that's what you guys are in my Bluetooth in my ears and you're disassociating me from everything else going on. Good.

Okay. So I've got two. And they're quick. Sure. So this one is personal to me. And this one was a young father with a little baby. And... The baby is trying and playing in the mining area where the water's coming down. And you see the kids, they're digging for rocks.

So you've got little baby playing in the water thinking like, you know, splash park, right?

And she's got her sister's magic wand from Magic Quest.

So if you saw the Magic Quest, it's like a scavenger hunt.

With like magical items and the dragon and stuff like that.

So baby's trying to put the magic wand in the water, see if it's going to float. You know, it's a toy. It's a toy. Put things in water.

So I'm seeing this and I'm like, oh, that's going to, it's going to ruin it, you know? And then there goes like the 20 bucks, their game, everything's going to get lost. And I walk over there and I'm like, I'm sorry, sir. I really, I, you know, want to make sure that everything's okay with the baby. That's not a good idea. You know, he's like, I know she wants to play with it.

She sees her sister playing with it. She wants to do the same thing. I'm like, I know. I'm thinking in my brain, what can I do to make this better? So I know because this is what I do. There is a Build-A-Bear shop and they have little stuffed magic wands for the Build-A-Bear.

So I go over there and I'm like, look, can I buy one of those stuffed wands? It's not for me. It's for a guest. And they're like, take it. Take it. They cost, what, 30 cents, right? They're not that expensive. You can have one. I take it over to the dad, to the little baby. And I'm like, this is for the baby. This is for the baby. She can play with this. She can get it wet.

She can chew on it, whatever she wants to do. And it's got a little wrist strap, right?

So I put it around her wrist and her face. And this is what makes it all worthwhile, was just the smile on her face.

The dad was like, I was going to get her one, you know, like he was going to go get her one. But I'm like, no, this makes me feel good.

And then imagine the little girl who's like got, you know, high score or whatever of the day on that wand and then suddenly losing everything. Yes. Aw.

Superhero.

What a great experience. Well, I've got to tell you one thing before I go.

I will never, ever look at the wolf again without calling him the swim wolf. They all have names. They all have a personality, but he is now wolf.

Best to you guys.