Bert Kreischer

And then I was like, that's, it's just so odd. Now I'm buzzed. It's so odd that like. For women, it's just, it's inevitable. It happens to all of them.

I almost envy ugly chicks because they never had it. Right. Yeah. Like what's, what's better to have it and lose it or to never have it and never know what it was.

I almost envy ugly chicks because they never had it. Right. Yeah. Like what's, what's better to have it and lose it or to never have it and never know what it was.

I almost envy ugly chicks because they never had it. Right. Yeah. Like what's, what's better to have it and lose it or to never have it and never know what it was.

when you were younger? No, I've only fucked... I only fucked who would fuck me. No, I'm sure that you would not love my list, but... No, but did you ever like... I've only had sex with six chicks. Right, but was one of them, did you ever go like... No, no, never. Hey, you're not that attractive. You didn't say it, but you did. No, I fell in love with all of them.

when you were younger? No, I've only fucked... I only fucked who would fuck me. No, I'm sure that you would not love my list, but... No, but did you ever like... I've only had sex with six chicks. Right, but was one of them, did you ever go like... No, no, never. Hey, you're not that attractive. You didn't say it, but you did. No, I fell in love with all of them.

when you were younger? No, I've only fucked... I only fucked who would fuck me. No, I'm sure that you would not love my list, but... No, but did you ever like... I've only had sex with six chicks. Right, but was one of them, did you ever go like... No, no, never. Hey, you're not that attractive. You didn't say it, but you did. No, I fell in love with all of them.

I was like, I love... I said, I love you to all of them. Even the one night stand, I said, I love you. And she was like, what? Fucking only fuck people I love.

I was like, I love... I said, I love you to all of them. Even the one night stand, I said, I love you. And she was like, what? Fucking only fuck people I love.

I was like, I love... I said, I love you to all of them. Even the one night stand, I said, I love you. And she was like, what? Fucking only fuck people I love.

I'm broken. I'm the reason. That's the reason the internet hates me at times is because I've said everything. I'm just broken. I'm fucking... I'm sorry.

I'm broken. I'm the reason. That's the reason the internet hates me at times is because I've said everything. I'm just broken. I'm fucking... I'm sorry.

I'm broken. I'm the reason. That's the reason the internet hates me at times is because I've said everything. I'm just broken. I'm fucking... I'm sorry.

I never even made out with an ugly chick, I don't think. Really? I don't think so. But it took me so... I... It took me so much to kiss a girl. Yeah. That I was like... I don't want to fucking deal with the fucking rejection. No, I'm going to say it. Oh, God. I'm like envious side of a buddy in high school and college. Let's just call him Chris. And he just kissed everyone.

I never even made out with an ugly chick, I don't think. Really? I don't think so. But it took me so... I... It took me so much to kiss a girl. Yeah. That I was like... I don't want to fucking deal with the fucking rejection. No, I'm going to say it. Oh, God. I'm like envious side of a buddy in high school and college. Let's just call him Chris. And he just kissed everyone.

I never even made out with an ugly chick, I don't think. Really? I don't think so. But it took me so... I... It took me so much to kiss a girl. Yeah. That I was like... I don't want to fucking deal with the fucking rejection. No, I'm going to say it. Oh, God. I'm like envious side of a buddy in high school and college. Let's just call him Chris. And he just kissed everyone.

He tried to kiss everyone. Like every night, just leaned in to kiss everyone. I was like, what are you doing? And he was like, hey, man. You swing a couple times, you're going to hit a home run once. I was like, yeah. He goes, try to kiss them all. I mean, literally, he just... And I was like, I wish I could do that. He must have had some responses. By the way, he was... I got to say this.

He tried to kiss everyone. Like every night, just leaned in to kiss everyone. I was like, what are you doing? And he was like, hey, man. You swing a couple times, you're going to hit a home run once. I was like, yeah. He goes, try to kiss them all. I mean, literally, he just... And I was like, I wish I could do that. He must have had some responses. By the way, he was... I got to say this.

He tried to kiss everyone. Like every night, just leaned in to kiss everyone. I was like, what are you doing? And he was like, hey, man. You swing a couple times, you're going to hit a home run once. I was like, yeah. He goes, try to kiss them all. I mean, literally, he just... And I was like, I wish I could do that. He must have had some responses. By the way, he was... I got to say this.

I want to say his last name so we know who we're talking about. It's Chris who lived with Steve and Eddie, just so we're all clear. You guys get it. Yeah. Good-looking dude. Really good-looking dude. Never really had, like, a girlfriend. I think... If you focus on looking for the home run, you forget what it's like to hit a nice base hit. And I was always like, give me a base hit for the summer.