Bert Kreischer

with love with love with love she's trying to be um martha stewart right dude i i mean it makes me want to re-watch old martha stewart's clips because you know martha stewart was a little bit out there like they used to do parodies of her on snl oh they were so good yeah yeah she's a badass though actually yes she really is dude can i tell you what sucks for women is that they fade

with love with love with love she's trying to be um martha stewart right dude i i mean it makes me want to re-watch old martha stewart's clips because you know martha stewart was a little bit out there like they used to do parodies of her on snl oh they were so good yeah yeah she's a badass though actually yes she really is dude can i tell you what sucks for women is that they fade

with love with love with love she's trying to be um martha stewart right dude i i mean it makes me want to re-watch old martha stewart's clips because you know martha stewart was a little bit out there like they used to do parodies of her on snl oh they were so good yeah yeah she's a badass though actually yes she really is dude can i tell you what sucks for women is that they fade

Just... It's like watching Superman get locked out of his house. Women specifically fade? What about guys? Nope, we get better. I told this to Leanne. We're taking a walk. And I noticed like, well, I'm famous, but I noticed people looking at me like when we were walking. I noticed like these young girls saw me and then they giggled and then they were like, oh my God.

Just... It's like watching Superman get locked out of his house. Women specifically fade? What about guys? Nope, we get better. I told this to Leanne. We're taking a walk. And I noticed like, well, I'm famous, but I noticed people looking at me like when we were walking. I noticed like these young girls saw me and then they giggled and then they were like, oh my God.

Just... It's like watching Superman get locked out of his house. Women specifically fade? What about guys? Nope, we get better. I told this to Leanne. We're taking a walk. And I noticed like, well, I'm famous, but I noticed people looking at me like when we were walking. I noticed like these young girls saw me and then they giggled and then they were like, oh my God.

And then they came and ran over and they're like, are you? And I was like, yeah. I'm like, can we get, oh my God. And their energy was in. And I noticed like, I mean, it sounds a little shitty, but like, I noticed like not a lot of young boys were doing that to Leanne. I said to Leanne, I said, I said, it's kind of crazy. Like- It's kind of crazy that like, and we had just seen the conclave.

And then they came and ran over and they're like, are you? And I was like, yeah. I'm like, can we get, oh my God. And their energy was in. And I noticed like, I mean, it sounds a little shitty, but like, I noticed like not a lot of young boys were doing that to Leanne. I said to Leanne, I said, I said, it's kind of crazy. Like- It's kind of crazy that like, and we had just seen the conclave.

And then they came and ran over and they're like, are you? And I was like, yeah. I'm like, can we get, oh my God. And their energy was in. And I noticed like, I mean, it sounds a little shitty, but like, I noticed like not a lot of young boys were doing that to Leanne. I said to Leanne, I said, I said, it's kind of crazy. Like- It's kind of crazy that like, and we had just seen the conclave.

I said, Isabella Rossellini, I was stuck on this. Isabella Rossellini, we would have cut a finger off to fuck. And now you look at her and you go, but 10 years ago, 10 years ago, we'd punch her wife in the teeth to have a chance with her in bed. 10 years ago. She's still beautiful. She's still beautiful, but...

I said, Isabella Rossellini, I was stuck on this. Isabella Rossellini, we would have cut a finger off to fuck. And now you look at her and you go, but 10 years ago, 10 years ago, we'd punch her wife in the teeth to have a chance with her in bed. 10 years ago. She's still beautiful. She's still beautiful, but...

I said, Isabella Rossellini, I was stuck on this. Isabella Rossellini, we would have cut a finger off to fuck. And now you look at her and you go, but 10 years ago, 10 years ago, we'd punch her wife in the teeth to have a chance with her in bed. 10 years ago. She's still beautiful. She's still beautiful, but...

it is inevitable with women of faith and with men we kind of our stock increases especially if you make money and you're you know a little gray looks sexy and you know i got jocked by these i got shocked by these young girls in hawaii it's right when leanne left leanne left i was only leaving two hours after her but i went down to the beach i had a cocktail i was telling pete this last night and these girls came out and wanted were talking to me and they're like are you are you here by yourself and i was like

it is inevitable with women of faith and with men we kind of our stock increases especially if you make money and you're you know a little gray looks sexy and you know i got jocked by these i got shocked by these young girls in hawaii it's right when leanne left leanne left i was only leaving two hours after her but i went down to the beach i had a cocktail i was telling pete this last night and these girls came out and wanted were talking to me and they're like are you are you here by yourself and i was like

it is inevitable with women of faith and with men we kind of our stock increases especially if you make money and you're you know a little gray looks sexy and you know i got jocked by these i got shocked by these young girls in hawaii it's right when leanne left leanne left i was only leaving two hours after her but i went down to the beach i had a cocktail i was telling pete this last night and these girls came out and wanted were talking to me and they're like are you are you here by yourself and i was like

I was like, oh, my wife just left. And they didn't know I was leaving in an hour. They were like, oh, what are you doing for dinner tonight? I was like, I don't know. I should have been like, I'm having it on the plane. But, you know, I was like, I don't know. Like, you should come with us. And I was like, oh, no, I'm leaving in an hour. And they're like, oh, okay.

I was like, oh, my wife just left. And they didn't know I was leaving in an hour. They were like, oh, what are you doing for dinner tonight? I was like, I don't know. I should have been like, I'm having it on the plane. But, you know, I was like, I don't know. Like, you should come with us. And I was like, oh, no, I'm leaving in an hour. And they're like, oh, okay.

I was like, oh, my wife just left. And they didn't know I was leaving in an hour. They were like, oh, what are you doing for dinner tonight? I was like, I don't know. I should have been like, I'm having it on the plane. But, you know, I was like, I don't know. Like, you should come with us. And I was like, oh, no, I'm leaving in an hour. And they're like, oh, okay.

And then I was like, that's, it's just so odd. Now I'm buzzed. It's so odd that like. For women, it's just, it's inevitable. It happens to all of them.

And then I was like, that's, it's just so odd. Now I'm buzzed. It's so odd that like. For women, it's just, it's inevitable. It happens to all of them.