Bert Kreischer

She's like the most woke person in the world, right? She's never done anything wrong. She's a woman, woman of color. She's like, fuck it. She's overweight. She's skinny. She checks all the boxes of like, can't offend you at all, right? Yeah, yeah. And she fucking offended Meghan Markle by calling her Meghan Markle. What do you mean? Dude is so good. Did you see this?

She's like the most woke person in the world, right? She's never done anything wrong. She's a woman, woman of color. She's like, fuck it. She's overweight. She's skinny. She checks all the boxes of like, can't offend you at all, right? Yeah, yeah. And she fucking offended Meghan Markle by calling her Meghan Markle. What do you mean? Dude is so good. Did you see this?

I mean, she says something simple like, I can't believe, I bet no one would think Meghan Markle likes peanut butter and jellies. And then Meghan Markle goes, you should still call me Markle. I'm Sussex. And you can see Kelly like, what the fuck? Why are we doing this? Like, yo, I didn't say the N word. Like, what the fuck are you doing, bitch? Like, what the fuck? She, it's so good.

I mean, she says something simple like, I can't believe, I bet no one would think Meghan Markle likes peanut butter and jellies. And then Meghan Markle goes, you should still call me Markle. I'm Sussex. And you can see Kelly like, what the fuck? Why are we doing this? Like, yo, I didn't say the N word. Like, what the fuck are you doing, bitch? Like, what the fuck? She, it's so good.

I mean, she says something simple like, I can't believe, I bet no one would think Meghan Markle likes peanut butter and jellies. And then Meghan Markle goes, you should still call me Markle. I'm Sussex. And you can see Kelly like, what the fuck? Why are we doing this? Like, yo, I didn't say the N word. Like, what the fuck are you doing, bitch? Like, what the fuck? She, it's so good.

Chastises her for, she's not joking? No. And it's, and by the way, I'm a ride or die for H&M, right? H&M? That's what I call them. That's what they call each other. Oh, Jesus. It's so good, Tom. It's so good. Like, I honestly, I think that people are, I think I might be the smartest man in the world. And I think that I can transcend fucking what, I think I can transcend things and enjoy misery.

Chastises her for, she's not joking? No. And it's, and by the way, I'm a ride or die for H&M, right? H&M? That's what I call them. That's what they call each other. Oh, Jesus. It's so good, Tom. It's so good. Like, I honestly, I think that people are, I think I might be the smartest man in the world. And I think that I can transcend fucking what, I think I can transcend things and enjoy misery.

Chastises her for, she's not joking? No. And it's, and by the way, I'm a ride or die for H&M, right? H&M? That's what I call them. That's what they call each other. Oh, Jesus. It's so good, Tom. It's so good. Like, I honestly, I think that people are, I think I might be the smartest man in the world. And I think that I can transcend fucking what, I think I can transcend things and enjoy misery.

I think I can enjoy the fucking horrors. of projects. Like, this show is so rewatchable. Because of... It's a disaster? It's... Is it a hate watch? You can't... See, I would argue it's not even a hate watch. You just gotta get into it. You gotta know the characters. It's like The Office. It really is like The Office. I'm being serious. It's so... She cannot get out of her way. Yeah.

I think I can enjoy the fucking horrors. of projects. Like, this show is so rewatchable. Because of... It's a disaster? It's... Is it a hate watch? You can't... See, I would argue it's not even a hate watch. You just gotta get into it. You gotta know the characters. It's like The Office. It really is like The Office. I'm being serious. It's so... She cannot get out of her way. Yeah.

I think I can enjoy the fucking horrors. of projects. Like, this show is so rewatchable. Because of... It's a disaster? It's... Is it a hate watch? You can't... See, I would argue it's not even a hate watch. You just gotta get into it. You gotta know the characters. It's like The Office. It really is like The Office. I'm being serious. It's so... She cannot get out of her way. Yeah.

And I've watched every episode. Like Ricky Gervais' character. Like that. Right? But you gotta be... You gotta go... You gotta get out of the internet and go... I'm not gonna just hate her because she was on Scrubs or whatever. Suits? Suits, yeah. She was on Suits, I'm Married to Prince, and I don't believe a lot of her. Get out of that. Get into the fact that it is The Office.

And I've watched every episode. Like Ricky Gervais' character. Like that. Right? But you gotta be... You gotta go... You gotta get out of the internet and go... I'm not gonna just hate her because she was on Scrubs or whatever. Suits? Suits, yeah. She was on Suits, I'm Married to Prince, and I don't believe a lot of her. Get out of that. Get into the fact that it is The Office.

And I've watched every episode. Like Ricky Gervais' character. Like that. Right? But you gotta be... You gotta go... You gotta get out of the internet and go... I'm not gonna just hate her because she was on Scrubs or whatever. Suits? Suits, yeah. She was on Suits, I'm Married to Prince, and I don't believe a lot of her. Get out of that. Get into the fact that it is The Office.

But it's for real life. It is real life. If Ricky Gervais created this character, you would laugh hysterically. Right, you'd be like this. And I really, and I'm joking myself, I'm the smartest man in the world, but I'm not really, but like... But I really think I've transcended it and I've enjoyed. I enjoy. I watched it again on the plane. Again. I giggle. I giggle. All right.

But it's for real life. It is real life. If Ricky Gervais created this character, you would laugh hysterically. Right, you'd be like this. And I really, and I'm joking myself, I'm the smartest man in the world, but I'm not really, but like... But I really think I've transcended it and I've enjoyed. I enjoy. I watched it again on the plane. Again. I giggle. I giggle. All right.

But it's for real life. It is real life. If Ricky Gervais created this character, you would laugh hysterically. Right, you'd be like this. And I really, and I'm joking myself, I'm the smartest man in the world, but I'm not really, but like... But I really think I've transcended it and I've enjoyed. I enjoy. I watched it again on the plane. Again. I giggle. I giggle. All right.

You're going to make me try it.

You're going to make me try it.

You're going to make me try it.