Bert Kreischer
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But to see what they've done, this facility, I keep going back to that. Let's talk. Can I keep going? Because I hate that the internet kind of like... it encapsulates what we all feel. Yeah. It's almost like they're like, it's tarot cards. Like they're going like, like they feed you shit. They're like, Hey, do you feel like black people are a little mouthy? And you're like, huh?
Watch Angel Reese. What do you think about that? And then you're like, what the fuck, man? She can't even make... I was talking with fucking fuck-facing numbnuts last night, Pete and Kyle, at dinner, and they're like, did you see... This is what made me upset. Did you see all her air balls she has, Angel Reese? Do you see all her air balls? All her misses? I go, guys...
Watch Angel Reese. What do you think about that? And then you're like, what the fuck, man? She can't even make... I was talking with fucking fuck-facing numbnuts last night, Pete and Kyle, at dinner, and they're like, did you see... This is what made me upset. Did you see all her air balls she has, Angel Reese? Do you see all her air balls? All her misses? I go, guys...
Watch Angel Reese. What do you think about that? And then you're like, what the fuck, man? She can't even make... I was talking with fucking fuck-facing numbnuts last night, Pete and Kyle, at dinner, and they're like, did you see... This is what made me upset. Did you see all her air balls she has, Angel Reese? Do you see all her air balls? All her misses? I go, guys...
You could do that for any athlete. You could just show every time they miss. Someone just put that together and go, no, she misses all the time. I go, no, she doesn't. Obviously, she's in the WNBA. She must be pretty good. She has to sink one or two to be in the WNBA. I don't know if that's a rule. I don't know anything about WNBA. But they just made a compiled compilation video of her misses.
You could do that for any athlete. You could just show every time they miss. Someone just put that together and go, no, she misses all the time. I go, no, she doesn't. Obviously, she's in the WNBA. She must be pretty good. She has to sink one or two to be in the WNBA. I don't know if that's a rule. I don't know anything about WNBA. But they just made a compiled compilation video of her misses.
You could do that for any athlete. You could just show every time they miss. Someone just put that together and go, no, she misses all the time. I go, no, she doesn't. Obviously, she's in the WNBA. She must be pretty good. She has to sink one or two to be in the WNBA. I don't know if that's a rule. I don't know anything about WNBA. But they just made a compiled compilation video of her misses.
Yeah, you can make a miss video for anybody. But I go, I hate that the internet does that because they go... Are you kind of racist? Yeah. A little racist? You know, like black women, right? Black guys you're cool with, but the women, right? Check this out. And then they feed it to you, and then it serves an inner dialogue to you. Yeah, you're right. You're right.
Yeah, you can make a miss video for anybody. But I go, I hate that the internet does that because they go... Are you kind of racist? Yeah. A little racist? You know, like black women, right? Black guys you're cool with, but the women, right? Check this out. And then they feed it to you, and then it serves an inner dialogue to you. Yeah, you're right. You're right.
Yeah, you can make a miss video for anybody. But I go, I hate that the internet does that because they go... Are you kind of racist? Yeah. A little racist? You know, like black women, right? Black guys you're cool with, but the women, right? Check this out. And then they feed it to you, and then it serves an inner dialogue to you. Yeah, you're right. You're right.
It's like, honestly, this... And here's the thing is, I really like Caitlyn Clark. I really like her, but I know the way this works. It's going to reshift. Like the Angel Reese versus Caitlin Clark thing is like Apollo Creed versus fucking Rocky. It keeps going, too. And I want to tell Angel Reese, shut the fuck up. Stop talking. Stop talking. Stop talking. Don't say a fucking word.
It's like, honestly, this... And here's the thing is, I really like Caitlyn Clark. I really like her, but I know the way this works. It's going to reshift. Like the Angel Reese versus Caitlin Clark thing is like Apollo Creed versus fucking Rocky. It keeps going, too. And I want to tell Angel Reese, shut the fuck up. Stop talking. Stop talking. Stop talking. Don't say a fucking word.
It's like, honestly, this... And here's the thing is, I really like Caitlyn Clark. I really like her, but I know the way this works. It's going to reshift. Like the Angel Reese versus Caitlin Clark thing is like Apollo Creed versus fucking Rocky. It keeps going, too. And I want to tell Angel Reese, shut the fuck up. Stop talking. Stop talking. Stop talking. Don't say a fucking word.
Go Marshawn Lynch on them. Just don't say a fucking word. Because everything she says, they fucking take and use against her. And I bought an Angel Reese jersey. She plays for the Chicago Sky. I fucking bought a jersey yesterday. You did? Yeah, fuck yeah. I'm not going to wear it, but it's an XL. It doesn't fit. That was a lot. That was a lot, man. They did it with Meghan Markle?
Go Marshawn Lynch on them. Just don't say a fucking word. Because everything she says, they fucking take and use against her. And I bought an Angel Reese jersey. She plays for the Chicago Sky. I fucking bought a jersey yesterday. You did? Yeah, fuck yeah. I'm not going to wear it, but it's an XL. It doesn't fit. That was a lot. That was a lot, man. They did it with Meghan Markle?
Go Marshawn Lynch on them. Just don't say a fucking word. Because everything she says, they fucking take and use against her. And I bought an Angel Reese jersey. She plays for the Chicago Sky. I fucking bought a jersey yesterday. You did? Yeah, fuck yeah. I'm not going to wear it, but it's an XL. It doesn't fit. That was a lot. That was a lot, man. They did it with Meghan Markle?
Meghan Markle's kind of out of my mind. She's kind of crazy, dude. Dude, the second I talked about Meghan Markle, all my feed was was Meghan Markle. Yeah. You watching that show amazed me. I can't stop. I watched it on the plane. When she corrects, dude, she corrects like... Mindy Kaling, is that her name? Mindy Kaling. What's her name? Yeah. Mindy Kaling? Kellig? Kellig? Kayling? Yeah.
Meghan Markle's kind of out of my mind. She's kind of crazy, dude. Dude, the second I talked about Meghan Markle, all my feed was was Meghan Markle. Yeah. You watching that show amazed me. I can't stop. I watched it on the plane. When she corrects, dude, she corrects like... Mindy Kaling, is that her name? Mindy Kaling. What's her name? Yeah. Mindy Kaling? Kellig? Kellig? Kayling? Yeah.
Meghan Markle's kind of out of my mind. She's kind of crazy, dude. Dude, the second I talked about Meghan Markle, all my feed was was Meghan Markle. Yeah. You watching that show amazed me. I can't stop. I watched it on the plane. When she corrects, dude, she corrects like... Mindy Kaling, is that her name? Mindy Kaling. What's her name? Yeah. Mindy Kaling? Kellig? Kellig? Kayling? Yeah.
She's like the most woke person in the world, right? She's never done anything wrong. She's a woman, woman of color. She's like, fuck it. She's overweight. She's skinny. She checks all the boxes of like, can't offend you at all, right? Yeah, yeah. And she fucking offended Meghan Markle by calling her Meghan Markle. What do you mean? Dude is so good. Did you see this?