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Bert Kreischer

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

pulling over a doctor and he pulls out his stethoscope he's like excuse me so sorry what were you saying and leon goes you see this i pulled over a federal judge and i was like baby it's not real she goes what do you mean it's not real like what's not real she goes i'm looking at it and i go no it's staged then why would they stage that there's so many stage videos to outrage you and she goes what he just did it because she's black and i went no baby that's

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

pulling over a doctor and he pulls out his stethoscope he's like excuse me so sorry what were you saying and leon goes you see this i pulled over a federal judge and i was like baby it's not real she goes what do you mean it's not real like what's not real she goes i'm looking at it and i go no it's staged then why would they stage that there's so many stage videos to outrage you and she goes what he just did it because she's black and i went no baby that's

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

pulling over a doctor and he pulls out his stethoscope he's like excuse me so sorry what were you saying and leon goes you see this i pulled over a federal judge and i was like baby it's not real she goes what do you mean it's not real like what's not real she goes i'm looking at it and i go no it's staged then why would they stage that there's so many stage videos to outrage you and she goes what he just did it because she's black and i went no baby that's

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

It's not a real thing. They know what you're thinking in bed, that you want to see someone misbehave and then get called on his shit.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

It's not a real thing. They know what you're thinking in bed, that you want to see someone misbehave and then get called on his shit.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

It's not a real thing. They know what you're thinking in bed, that you want to see someone misbehave and then get called on his shit.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Why are you wearing a judge's outfit? But you're black.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Why are you wearing a judge's outfit? But you're black.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Why are you wearing a judge's outfit? But you're black.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Hang on, you're black. You shouldn't be a... Hold on, you're a female.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Hang on, you're black. You shouldn't be a... Hold on, you're a female.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Hang on, you're black. You shouldn't be a... Hold on, you're a female.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

No. So I'm a production guy, Tom. It's my third high noon. How do you like it? Fucking really good. They're very tasty. I don't even feel buzz yet. I feel like gambling. It's like what Barstool is about. Yeah. It's fucking brilliant. This is fucking brilliant. I hate that they figured this out before me. I'm fucking stunned. Because I mean this with respect. I hope this comes out with respect.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

No. So I'm a production guy, Tom. It's my third high noon. How do you like it? Fucking really good. They're very tasty. I don't even feel buzz yet. I feel like gambling. It's like what Barstool is about. Yeah. It's fucking brilliant. This is fucking brilliant. I hate that they figured this out before me. I'm fucking stunned. Because I mean this with respect. I hope this comes out with respect.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

No. So I'm a production guy, Tom. It's my third high noon. How do you like it? Fucking really good. They're very tasty. I don't even feel buzz yet. I feel like gambling. It's like what Barstool is about. Yeah. It's fucking brilliant. This is fucking brilliant. I hate that they figured this out before me. I'm fucking stunned. Because I mean this with respect. I hope this comes out with respect.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

But I'm a meathead. And I'm more of a meathead than that. Right. I'm the ultimate fucking meathead. White privilege. I got it all. I got it all. They outdid me at my own game. I didn't even know we were playing the goddamn game. That's right. I'm so fucking stunned that like... Yeah, but you still were able to... I've done good for myself.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

But I'm a meathead. And I'm more of a meathead than that. Right. I'm the ultimate fucking meathead. White privilege. I got it all. I got it all. They outdid me at my own game. I didn't even know we were playing the goddamn game. That's right. I'm so fucking stunned that like... Yeah, but you still were able to... I've done good for myself.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

But I'm a meathead. And I'm more of a meathead than that. Right. I'm the ultimate fucking meathead. White privilege. I got it all. I got it all. They outdid me at my own game. I didn't even know we were playing the goddamn game. That's right. I'm so fucking stunned that like... Yeah, but you still were able to... I've done good for myself.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

But to see what they've done, this facility, I keep going back to that. Let's talk. Can I keep going? Because I hate that the internet kind of like... it encapsulates what we all feel. Yeah. It's almost like they're like, it's tarot cards. Like they're going like, like they feed you shit. They're like, Hey, do you feel like black people are a little mouthy? And you're like, huh?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

But to see what they've done, this facility, I keep going back to that. Let's talk. Can I keep going? Because I hate that the internet kind of like... it encapsulates what we all feel. Yeah. It's almost like they're like, it's tarot cards. Like they're going like, like they feed you shit. They're like, Hey, do you feel like black people are a little mouthy? And you're like, huh?