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Bert Kreischer

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38449 total appearances

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I want to say his last name so we know who we're talking about. It's Chris who lived with Steve and Eddie, just so we're all clear. You guys get it. Yeah. Good-looking dude. Really good-looking dude. Never really had, like, a girlfriend. I think... If you focus on looking for the home run, you forget what it's like to hit a nice base hit. And I was always like, give me a base hit for the summer.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I want to say his last name so we know who we're talking about. It's Chris who lived with Steve and Eddie, just so we're all clear. You guys get it. Yeah. Good-looking dude. Really good-looking dude. Never really had, like, a girlfriend. I think... If you focus on looking for the home run, you forget what it's like to hit a nice base hit. And I was always like, give me a base hit for the summer.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Someone I can fall in love with, someone I can order pizza with, watch movies with, someone I can tell secrets to. I don't belong in Barstool. I'm a broken boy. We're all broken. No, I'm so broken. You think I could have these conversations with the guys here? What would they say? Huh? Are you betting on the Bears game? What are we talking here? Are you gay?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Someone I can fall in love with, someone I can order pizza with, watch movies with, someone I can tell secrets to. I don't belong in Barstool. I'm a broken boy. We're all broken. No, I'm so broken. You think I could have these conversations with the guys here? What would they say? Huh? Are you betting on the Bears game? What are we talking here? Are you gay?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Someone I can fall in love with, someone I can order pizza with, watch movies with, someone I can tell secrets to. I don't belong in Barstool. I'm a broken boy. We're all broken. No, I'm so broken. You think I could have these conversations with the guys here? What would they say? Huh? Are you betting on the Bears game? What are we talking here? Are you gay?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

It's crazy how gay almost disappeared, you know? And then it came back, like, strong. Like, I hear so many people calling shit gay that I'm like... I remember when it... I stopped saying it for a while.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

It's crazy how gay almost disappeared, you know? And then it came back, like, strong. Like, I hear so many people calling shit gay that I'm like... I remember when it... I stopped saying it for a while.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

It's crazy how gay almost disappeared, you know? And then it came back, like, strong. Like, I hear so many people calling shit gay that I'm like... I remember when it... I stopped saying it for a while.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

It's a fun... You got in trouble for saying retarded. I got in trouble for saying retarded. Isn't that crazy? Like this... That's so wild. Go ahead. Not only that. Hold on.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

It's a fun... You got in trouble for saying retarded. I got in trouble for saying retarded. Isn't that crazy? Like this... That's so wild. Go ahead. Not only that. Hold on.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

It's a fun... You got in trouble for saying retarded. I got in trouble for saying retarded. Isn't that crazy? Like this... That's so wild. Go ahead. Not only that. Hold on.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

To the headquarters. Wait, what did you compete in?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

To the headquarters. Wait, what did you compete in?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

To the headquarters. Wait, what did you compete in?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You got in. I think this is glossed over. You got in a lot of trouble. I'm going to say it. You don't have to say it. And so if everyone knows, according to my dad, I don't know what the truth means, but I'll tell you my truth. I always tell you my truth. You made a joke about the word, the word and the usage of the word, and how you didn't just call something retarded.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You got in. I think this is glossed over. You got in a lot of trouble. I'm going to say it. You don't have to say it. And so if everyone knows, according to my dad, I don't know what the truth means, but I'll tell you my truth. I always tell you my truth. You made a joke about the word, the word and the usage of the word, and how you didn't just call something retarded.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You got in. I think this is glossed over. You got in a lot of trouble. I'm going to say it. You don't have to say it. And so if everyone knows, according to my dad, I don't know what the truth means, but I'll tell you my truth. I always tell you my truth. You made a joke about the word, the word and the usage of the word, and how you didn't just call something retarded.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You made a joke about the word, and it got so out of control, they wanted you to take your special down. And you don't have to answer any of this. I'm just going to tell you my side of the story. They were legit thinking about it, and you commented with... Hey, Netflix, if you took my special down, that would be retarded.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You made a joke about the word, and it got so out of control, they wanted you to take your special down. And you don't have to answer any of this. I'm just going to tell you my side of the story. They were legit thinking about it, and you commented with... Hey, Netflix, if you took my special down, that would be retarded.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You made a joke about the word, and it got so out of control, they wanted you to take your special down. And you don't have to answer any of this. I'm just going to tell you my side of the story. They were legit thinking about it, and you commented with... Hey, Netflix, if you took my special down, that would be retarded.