Bernie
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I do want to go to Boobash.
I know it's 21 plus, but if you use dog years, I'm of age.
It's going to be lit.
Here, I got some costume ideas.
Yeah, costume ideas for Boobash.
All right, first, a UPS delivery driver.
Hey, Jenny, want to see my package?
All right, all right.
Next one, a hot dog.
Just put me between a couple of buns.
self-explanatory no no no what do you think what do you think hey that's fine you can't go i'm sorry you're gonna stay home well i better get going well hey say dad yeah do you think this weekend we could go leaf peeing like everyone's talking about you mean leaf peeping yeah that's what i said leaf peeing
Peeing, pooping, I don't care, Dad.
I just want to do it on the freshly fallen leaves so I can mark my territory before the wind takes them, spreading my seed far and wide.
You're disgusting, Dad.
I saw you pick your boogers once and eat them.