Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1030 | Jase’s Joke Makes His Co-hosts Blush & Why You Definitely Wanna Go to Dinner with Willie
Mon, 27 Jan 2025
Al goes back to the origin of the Robertson family’s love-hate relationship with fast food, leaving himself, Zach, Willie, and Jep open for a zinger from Jase. Zach reveals why one should always say yes to a dinner invitation from Willie, and Jase unravels a New Testament mystery he’s never noticed before. The guys debate instances of “baptism” in the Old Testament and why it’s important to us even today. In this episode: John 1, verse 6; John 12, verse 30; Hebrews 2, verse 14 -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the origin of the Robertson family's love-hate relationship with fast food?
Not at the Sonic.
I think she said he was hobnobbing and high-rolling at the Sonic.
But even as a kid, I was sharing this before we got started. The first time we went to a McDonald's, I mean, I remember me and Willie. I mean, we were kids. We were like, what?
place called McDonald's and I mean these fries are like somebody back there well I've told this story before but one time I was riding with you and Willie y'all were teenagers and so I was in my early 20s and I was sitting in the back seat of that little small Nissan truck we had had a little jumper seat back there and so they were going to Burger King in this particular instance there in West Monroe and so they pulled in they said how do you want anything and I said no I'm good
And so then they got all their money out and they were just putting it in the middle little section there and they were raking it out. So they had it all laid out. some ones and some change. It was a drive-through nightmare for anyone behind us.
So they started asking us, you know, we need four cheeseburgers, da-da-da-da-da. No, it was like a puzzle. We're looking at their little sign. Yeah. And so we're like, how can you make this the most?
Get the most food. So as they're doing the thing, then Jace is pulling the money, or Willie is pulling the money off to see what we had left. And then they were like, okay, what do you have for like $1.26? Yeah. She's like, well, you can get a, you know, a mick whatever, you know.
You know what was funny, Al? The first time we did it, we had it all divided up, and we actually had it written down on a piece of paper. And then when they gave the total, it was more. And we're like, what the heck's going on here? And they're like, no, we've done the math. So we're talking to the person. Yeah. We're like... That's too much. And finally we realized it's taxes.
Going back to what we talked about. What is wrong with this country that the tax is not factored in because it messed up our list. You can't eat taxes. It's like, we've got to figure it out because we weren't very good at math. Yeah. Yeah, those were good times.
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Chapter 2: Why should you always accept a dinner invitation from Willie?
I feel like we need to go to John 6, but we hadn't even got to Chapter 1. We got to get to John 1 before we get to John 6.
I don't know how we got off on this wait. Well, you were making fun of us for being there for late.
We're working on it, Jay. I just said what people were thinking. Do you remember from back in the days when Saturday Night Live was funny? And there was a skit on there that Mike Myers did called middle-aged man. Do you remember that Zach? Middle-aged man. And it was, it was him and he had this gut that was hanging out.
And so the whole thing was, he would look at somebody and they were looking at it and he said, are you looking at my gut? I'm working on it.
So ever since then, I'm, I was, I was thinking of the Chris Farley bit where he's with Adam Sandler and they're taught and they're eating the fries and,
Oh, about the girls, the mean girls? Yeah.
And he's like, lay off, I'm starving.
Which was also the one he did with Patrick Swayze, the famous Chippendales.
Chippendales. Oh, yeah.
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