The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Mon, 31 Mar 2025
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Chapter 1: Who is the special guest on The Toast today?
Welcome back to The Toast. We are so excited to be sitting down with a guest. You know, we kind of don't really do guests, but today is very special. Jackie and I spent all week last week talking about one of our new favorite comedy specials, Life on Netflix by Andrew Schultz. And today we are joined by Andrew Schultz. Welcome to The Toast.
Thank you guys so much for having me. This is an honor.
It is so crazy to be sitting down with Andrew Schultz. Does anyone call you Andrew, or is it always Andrew Schultz?
I think it's Andrew usually, but I like this Andrew Schultz. He's a firsty lasty. You're a firsty lasty. You're a firsty lasty.
And I say Andrew Schultz. You know people who you have to say their full name.
Like a president or something. That guy's a firsty lasty. Or like a serial killer. Correct. Totally.
It's not Jeffrey, right?
You're right, you're right.
Well, I bring up your last name because... We're so formal with mass murderers, right?
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Chapter 2: Why is Andrew Schultz's comedy special controversial?
You're the first person that's ever said that.
What are you, like Italian?
No, Italian is usually next. My mom is from Scotland and my dad is Irish and German.
Oh.
Now I will say.
Oh, so he's German.
So there is some family history.
Oh, yikes.
Really? Well, it depends how you interpret the history. Apparently my family in my German part on my dad's side was from Prussia. They came in like the 1800s. So there's not like a lot of like. So you predate.
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Chapter 3: What makes Andrew Schultz's special unique and emotional?
I am. My wife did it and found out she is.
Is what, Jewish?
Jewish. Oh, wow. But she was raised Christian, and she'll go to church and everything like that. But her mom's mom. was Jewish. Oh, so she's totally Jewish. By your guys' rules. By our standards. If it's the female blood.
Yeah.
So technically my daughter. And your child.
Yeah. Oh my God, congrats.
So I gotta protect you guys.
Thank you. Thank you.
We'll take it. And they're taking me down too if they go after you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right, you're next. And I don't even get to go to your heaven. It's true.
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Chapter 4: How does Andrew Schultz approach jokes about his wife?
I just feel like I should leave you two alone. Like you and your hormones.
We have a lot in common. You're both parents. It's really parenthood that makes you this person. And podcasting. Podcasting just makes you curious.
This is what I want. Go, go, go.
And it makes you have strong opinions about things. It makes you just think about stuff.
Because you can't just come on here and be like, everybody makes sense. Yeah.
Things are good and working the way they should.
It's like a reality show. The best characters on reality shows are either people who are hyper aware, so they're super insecure about what people think of them, or Kathy Hilton, which is the opposite. Doesn't give a fuck. Doesn't even know what's going on. I'll watch my wife watch the Real Housewives thing, and I'll walk in and there's that scene. She's like, I found out I'm Chinese.
And they're like, you can answer this through dot com. She's like, no, a person told me in Bangladesh. And you're like, what? And she's like, most of us would say that and know we're being silly. She's completely unaware. I believe her, too. And it's amazing.
Yeah.
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Chapter 5: What are the 'Naggy Bitch Wife' segments about?
She could say it, it's 105 pounds.
I would never, but she told us how much she's netted so far. That's different than saying the overall weight.
And I have a long, complicated history with being fat, so it's just been a journey, but I don't wanna talk about me.
Having said that. I might wanna learn about those things.
Having said that, I turned on your special to escape. And I had no, I didn't really even know what it was about. I just had seen your comedy before and I thought me and my husband would enjoy it together. And I actually, no, I did know that you were sharing about your journey with infertility.
So we could both. I like to call it fertility. Okay.
Yeah.
Like, you know how like when someone goes on a spiritual journey, it's not called an unspiritual journey. Yeah, to become spiritual. The idea is, or like, you've named the thing the goal. It's like a weight loss journey, not a weight gain journey. Yeah. Hopefully.
You've named the thing the goal.
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Chapter 6: How does Andrew Schultz view relationship dynamics and 'ick' culture?
I already did spoil it on the podcast.
It was so... So good.
Oh, yeah, he's brilliant. He's super talented. Yeah, that was a cool thing. That was definitely a cool thing. When we were doing the tour in the beginning, obviously, we hadn't had Shiloh yet. So a lot of the tour, people didn't see that part of the video. Oh. And then also, you're terrified, right? Because you don't want to jinx anything.
So I don't even want to say we're pregnant in the beginning until it gets to the point where the baby's healthy. Past viability. Viability, exactly. And eventually he gets there. My wife's like, OK, I feel comfortable with you saying we're pregnant. I'm like, OK, boom, we do that. And then I kind of reordered things. And then the end.
I was like, yeah, I just feel like they've been on this journey, and I think that we kind of owe it to the audience to know that it worked out. Or just to know. I can't leave every show going, and then we'll see. And then all these people are coming out like, what the fuck you mean? What does that mean? But I started, and we did the video, and it was like... Yeah, the impact was wild.
Like, you get these DMs from people, and everybody's going through it. Like, at my age, it's every... It went from feeling like nobody's going through it to, does anybody have them regular anymore?
Right, right.
And it was really comforting.
Yeah.
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