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The Nerve with Maureen Callahan

Sex and the City Poisoned a Generation of Women, Michelle Obama's Ego, and Hillary's Phony Feminism

Wed, 28 May 2025

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Today, Maureen is joined by fellow MK Media colleague and podcast host, Link Lauren. Together, they eye-roll their way through Michelle Obama's latest whine-fest on how she thinks her kids should worship her because ...she's Michelle Obama. They also pounce on Hillary Clinton's most recent trash talk about Republican women, viciously labeling them as handmaidens of the patriarchy. And Maureen goes all in on Sex And The City's toxic messaging for women, giving a full breakdown of the show's unrealistic lifestyles, ahead of the season 3 premiere of "And Just Like That." Link Lauren - https://spotonwithlink.com/ Beverly Hills MD: Watch Dr. Layke's step-by-step video free and uninterrupted at https://BHMD1.com/Nerve Firecracker Farm: Visit https://firecracker.FARM & enter code THENERVE at checkout for a special discount! Pique: Use code THENERVE for 20% off your order plus a FREE frother & glass beaker with this exclusive link - https://piquelife.com/THENERVE

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?

2.978 - 26.187 Maureen Callahan

Hey, and welcome to a special Wednesday edition of The Nerve. We are back after the long holiday weekend. I hope you all had a nice, relaxing break from causing trouble because we have so much stuff for you today. It's ridiculous, okay? To mark the return of the hate watch of, I believe, the decade, the sex in the city is

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26.947 - 54.046 Maureen Callahan

sequel, reboot, whatever you want to call it, and just like that, which premieres tomorrow night, we're going to discuss at length my... I'm actually just going to offer a ton of evidence as to my position that Carrie Bradshaw is the worst. She is the worst character, male, female, non-binary, gender fluid, ever committed to the screen.

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54.906 - 86.159 Maureen Callahan

Next, we have a bunch of celebrity news and scandal, of course, what we at The Nerve call real talk about fake people. And MK Media's own Link Lauren will be joining us to talk news, politics, and culture as only he can. Also, you guys, it arrived. freezer meat by the Punisher, a key witness in the Diddy trial. We'll be talking about that. I read it for you, okay? It didn't take very long.

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86.279 - 111.499 Maureen Callahan

It's like written at like a second grade level with, though it's very explicit. So, you know, okay. Anyway, as that female flounder, Meghan Markle would say, let's go, let's go. We've heard it all before that wrinkle creams are the secret to looking younger, but according to Beverly Hills cosmetic surgeon, Dr. John Lakey, that is not the case.

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112.16 - 130.294 Maureen Callahan

He says that most wrinkle products are nothing more than overpriced moisturizers and some might even do more harm than good. So that's why Dr. Lakey stepped away from traditional treatments and developed something completely different. And this is a simple at-home method that's getting major attention.

131.215 - 155.363 Maureen Callahan

His clients call it the age rewinder method because it can visibly smooth the look of wrinkles in under two minutes. Dr. Lakey describes it almost as like Photoshop for your face and says that you might be shocked at how easy it is to use. So to share this breakthrough, he's released a free video that walks you through the method step-by-step, no signups, no interruptions.

155.844 - 186.731 Maureen Callahan

And this video has already gone viral with over 2.3 million views and thousands of glowing reviews. One said, I've tried everything and this is the only thing that actually worked. I look years younger. If you want to see what everyone is talking about, just go to bhmd1.com slash nerve or click the link in the description. If it works for you, Dr. Lakey has one simple request to please share it.

187.271 - 197.755 Maureen Callahan

Let's help more people feel confident in their skin. Sex and the City. Now, like, every...

198.263 - 226.557 Maureen Callahan

young woman in new york city when this originally aired i watched it i watched it every sunday it was part of that hbo lineup it was like unbeatable it was sopranos night it was sex in the city there was always something else who remembers what that was um but i'm going to say that unlike most every young woman in new york city i was a hate watcher i was a hate watcher now before we get to carrie bradshaw and the actress who plays her

Chapter 2: Why is Carrie Bradshaw considered the worst character?

656.615 - 672.269 Maureen Callahan

Carrie accepts Aiden's marriage proposal. even though she's not in love with him, okay? She's still in love with Mr. Big, the guy who has made it known throughout the show's entire existence, if you look at it through a logical lens, that he's just not that into her.

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673.396 - 701.045 Maureen Callahan

So by episode 16 of this season, she has broken Aiden's heart yet again, just humiliated and destroyed this guy who was building their life together on his well-earned dime. But you know, he'll come back again in the reboot. He will come back because again, no man can resist Carrie slash SJP. And when they break up, she is shocked, Carrie, shocked that Aiden has the gall to demand

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that she pay him back, the money that he spent buying her apartment for the two of them, okay? Money she doesn't have because like one of her friends did the math for her and explained to her, oh, you spent $40,000 on shoes, literally. That's why you don't have the down payment. Shoes, like cars, they're a depreciating asset. The minute you wear them, you can't return them.

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721.901 - 749.391 Maureen Callahan

Okay, so what does Carrie do? And again, this goes to my argument that this show really was poison for generations of girls and women. So this idiot, and I'm sorry, you cannot make it in New York if you're this stupid. You can't. You could live in an outer borough. Like this version of Carrie, she could live in Queens, you know, but Manhattan, no, no, no, no. She goes to a bank. She's this stupid.

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749.931 - 776.405 Maureen Callahan

She thinks it's cute. Does she think it's cute? The bank manager or whoever she's talking to, the associate, says to her, you know what? Here's what you've got in the bank. Less than $2,000. Checking and savings combined. Do you have a 401k? No, I doubt she even knows what a 401k is. Does she have any kind of assets? Any kind of... real estate, stocks, bonds, anything at all.

777.065 - 797.996 Maureen Callahan

Carrie says, no, but I was named New York's best columnist over Pete Hamill. And this is another thing she does that drives me crazy. It's a Carrie thing. It's an SJP thing. She talks in a baby voice. And when shit gets real, She defaults to the baby voice because she thinks it makes her sound cute, I guess. And like people would want to feel protective of her.

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And actually, it just makes you want to jump into the screen and throttle her neck with your bare hands. OK, so then she's denied. And by the way, when she knows this denial is coming, she takes a look at the bank teller, the bank person's hand. It's a woman. And she notices she's not wearing a wedding ring.

814.589 - 834.064 Maureen Callahan

And she goes, you know, I'm sure you know, as a single woman, it's really hard to, you know. Fuck off. Okay, fuck off. So then we cut back to Carrie in her apartment. And even though she's been told she's probably going to be homeless, she can't get a bank loan. She's got nowhere to go with this.

835.845 - 857.759 Maureen Callahan

misery of her own making, she's writing her stupid column, her shitty fucking column, which always had, like, the worst puns. And it always began with, I couldn't help but wonder. I seriously think in that writer's room at HBO when they were talking about this reboot, I couldn't help but wonder was probably a potential working title. I couldn't help but wonder.

Chapter 3: How has 'Sex and the City' influenced women's perceptions?

4078.659 - 4079.88 Link Lauren

We would have clocked her in two seconds.

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4080.384 - 4092.89 Maureen Callahan

Speaking of women who are seething with rage, especially on the left, I cannot get enough of this clip, and we're going to play it. And I know you talked about it, but I need to talk about it with you. Okay? I need to have a catharsis with you, Link Lauren.

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4093.71 - 4094.11 Link Lauren

Let's do it.

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4094.13 - 4104.715 Maureen Callahan

Michelle Obama on Amy Poehler's podcast expressing absolute wonderment and rage as to why her daughters will not listen to her.

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4105.135 - 4130.075 Michelle Obama

And I was like, do you know who I am? I'm Michelle Obama. People line up for my advice. And you're walking away like I'm stupid. It's like, I've written books. I've given speeches. The whole world has listened to me, and I can't get you to just do what I told you to do yesterday. No.

4131.256 - 4145.744 Maureen Callahan

First of all, Amy Poehler sitting there laughing at everything this woman is saying, which I find horrifying. Like, I'm Michelle Obama, which she says more than once. Okay, lady, you're Michelle Obama. You know, your kids don't want to listen to you. It's kind of a normal dynamic.

4145.824 - 4153.108 Maureen Callahan

And by the way, if you talk behind closed doors, anything like the way you speak in public on podcasts, I'd run the other way too.

4154.65 - 4172.912 Link Lauren

Exactly. Well, I remember in my psychology classes, we were always taught if someone refers to themselves often in the third person, they are a huge narcissist, potentially a sociopath. When they say, I'm Michelle Obama, I'm Link Lauren, and I da-da-da-da-da, they are probably a huge malignant narcissist, which I know is a term we all use on MK Media.

4173.533 - 4192.975 Link Lauren

We call everybody a malignant narcissist, but it really applies to Michelle Obama. I also have to say this. Michelle Obama, like Meghan Markle, she's really famous because of who she married. This is not someone who was incredibly successful on her own. I was speaking to someone in Chicago recently. They're like, Yeah, she had a job at a law firm, which they never filled when she left.

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