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Matt Walsh's "Am I Racist?" THE GAME! (Uncut Edition)

Sat, 14 Dec 2024

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00:07 - 00:37 Matt Walsh

Welcome to the show, Am I Racist? The only game that uses science to prove who is and who is not racist. Our contestants will be asked a series of questions. Whomever answers the most questions correctly wins the game. Let's meet them now. Siaka. Bryson, everybody. Justine, everybody. And loser of Mortal Kombat, Jacob, everybody. Question number one.

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00:38 - 00:43 Matt Walsh

Per 2014 statistics, Colombia produces the most cocaine in the world.

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00:43 - 00:52 Justine

Is that right? Or is that racist? Since that's the second thing behind coffee that I know come out of Colombia, I'm going to say yes. That's right.

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00:53 - 00:56 Bryson

Colombia produces the most cocaine. I think that's right. I think that's big facts.

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00:57 - 00:59 Matt Walsh

Those are very big facts indeed. That is right.

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01:00 - 01:06 Jacob

Matt, I'm going to have to say that is right. And I watched the show Narcos, and that was... We don't need the whole story.

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01:07 - 01:08 Matt Walsh

That is correct. That is right.

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01:09 - 01:16 Siaka

Well, I've seen quite a bit of movies that deal with drug running, so I'm going to have to go ahead and say that that is right.

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01:16 - 01:40 Matt Walsh

That's right. You got that one right. Colombia. Off to a good start. Turns out Colombia not only first, but produces more than second place Peru and third place Bolivia combined. Question number two. 70% of Indian Americans over the age of 25 have a college degree, making them the most educated group of Asian immigrants in America.

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01:41 - 01:50 Bryson

Is that right or is that racist? Well, you know Indians, they really be, they know how to code and stuff. Are Indians classified as Asians? From the country of India? Yeah.

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01:51 - 01:53 Matt Walsh

Where do you think India is, Jacob?

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01:55 - 02:04 Jacob

Well, Matt, when I went and visited Princeton, there were a lot of Asian Americans, and Princeton is highly renowned for being a good school, so I'm gonna say that is also right.

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02:05 - 02:10 Justine

You did say activist, so I do know my statistics. I'm gonna say yes, Matt.

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02:11 - 02:12 Siaka

I'm gonna go say that's...

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02:13 - 02:21 Bryson

That's right. That is right. 70% of Indians got college degrees. They're definitely number one on the household income. I'm going to say that's a fact.

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02:22 - 02:46 Matt Walsh

That's right, you mean? Yeah. Rules of the game. You're saying that's right? Yes. Turns out that is indeed right. Let's go. Racist! Once convicted, black people on average receive sentences 40% longer than white offenders of the same crimes. Is that right? Or is that racist? That is racist? Why do you say that?

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02:48 - 02:49 Jacob

It just feels... Turns out you're right.

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02:49 - 02:50 Matt Walsh

That is racist.

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02:52 - 02:57 Siaka

No, I think that's just reaching and trying to make it seem like black people have it worse off than they do. I think that's a racist statement to make.

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02:57 - 03:01 Matt Walsh

I think your explanation was racist. But you're also right. That is racist.

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03:02 - 03:03 Bryson

So I'm going to say that's racist.

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03:04 - 03:20 Matt Walsh

Yes, that is true. Sorry, Siaka. Oh, racist. On average, the sentences for convicted blacks are only 10% longer than convicted whites. Racist! Next question. Over half of all serial killers in the United States from 1900 to 2010 were white.

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03:20 - 03:26 Bryson

Oh, depending on which definition of serial killers. I feel like that's racist too, low key.

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03:28 - 03:32 Justine

My head says I shouldn't, but my heart says no. True, yes.

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03:33 - 03:34 Jacob

I'm going to go with that is right.

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03:35 - 03:40 Siaka

Well, I guess it would be how you define a serial killer, because is it like the quota of how many people that they kill?

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03:41 - 03:42 Matt Walsh

Well, yes, that's how you would define it.

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03:42 - 03:51 Siaka

Okay, if that's how you define it, then I would say that that's incorrect, because gang violence often results in a lot of deaths. So I would say that that's not true. I think that's a racist statement to make.

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03:51 - 03:52 Matt Walsh

That's right.

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03:52 - 03:53 Siaka

Let's go.

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03:53 - 03:56 Matt Walsh

Wait, no, I'm saying the statement was right. You're wrong.

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03:56 - 03:57 Siaka

Oh, I'm wrong.

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03:57 - 04:14 Matt Walsh

White people, over half of serial killers, we love to do the serial killing. Question number five, I think. Kim Jong-il sentenced his uncle to death by feeding him to a pack of 120 dogs.

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04:14 - 04:25 Justine

Is that right or is that racist? Well, Kim Jong is a crazy maniac, so I'm going to go with yes, he did. That's racist. Oh, no, he didn't. That's racist. He just shot him.

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04:25 - 04:27 Jacob

I'm going to say sure, yeah. Let's go with right.

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04:28 - 04:30 Matt Walsh

You finally got one wrong. That is racist.

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04:30 - 04:33 Siaka

The dog number is kind of crazy, but I'm going to go ahead and say that that's right.

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04:33 - 04:35 Matt Walsh

That's racist. That is racist.

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04:36 - 04:42 Bryson

It sounds like it's racist, but you know what? Because it's him, Kim Jong-un, that's how you pronounce it correctly.

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04:42 - 04:50 Matt Walsh

Kim Jong-il. Il? This was the distinguished father of the current dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong-un. This was his father. It's a fact.

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04:51 - 04:52 Bryson

I think it's a big fact, yeah.

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04:53 - 04:54 Matt Walsh

I think it's... He did it.

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04:55 - 04:57 Bryson

It's correct. It's the right answer.

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04:57 - 05:21 Matt Walsh

I understood your answer. It's just wrong, unfortunately. What? That is racist. Dang. Well, as reported by the newspaper, the Korean government says it's false, and we know we can trust the North Korean government. Turns out he wasn't fed to dogs. He was just simply shot in the head. Not so bad. Racist! Next question. All right. Over 50% of Uber drivers are either Black or Hispanic.

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05:23 - 05:24 Jacob

I want to say that's racist.

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05:25 - 05:28 Matt Walsh

That is correct. That is, in fact, racist.

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05:29 - 05:38 Bryson

Oh, for sure. For sure. That's wrong. That is racist. What? Man, no. I don't believe that one. I ain't going to lie to you, big dog. So I'm going to say that is racist.

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05:39 - 05:48 Justine

Matt, you got me on this one. It's really tight. This is going to be a shot in the dark. I'm going with no. It's not true. That's right. That is racist. I knew it.

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05:48 - 06:10 Matt Walsh

Only 18% are Black and 14% are Hispanic. Thankfully, not a lot of Asian who were driving. Isn't that the truth? They're bad at driving. Racist! Next question. As reported by the Huffington Post in 2014, roughly 60% of adult Black females... wear wigs, extensions, or weaves.

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06:11 - 06:16 Siaka

I've seen quite a bit of videos of fights on Twitter.

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06:16 - 06:18 Matt Walsh

Oh, and you think that's representative of the whole population?

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06:18 - 06:20 Siaka

I don't know. That's not what I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying.

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06:20 - 06:27 Matt Walsh

The videos of black women fighting each other and tearing their weaves, that's representative of the whole population. That's what you're saying.

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06:27 - 06:41 Siaka

A video does not come to memory where a weave did not fly off. How many of these videos are you watching? I mean, Twitter's been around for a while, and those videos get a lot of views. So I'm going to have to say that that is right. And if I'm wrong, it's going to look really bad. Well, that's racist, but it's also right.

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06:43 - 06:46 Jacob

Hate to say it. Sorry, Mom. I think that's right.

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06:46 - 06:51 Justine

I'm going to have to say that is true, Matt. That's right. Unbelievable.

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06:54 - 06:59 Matt Walsh

Roughly 60% of adult black females wear wigs, weaves. Facts.

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07:01 - 07:02 Bryson

Don't even keep reading. Yes.

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07:04 - 07:05 Matt Walsh

That's right.

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07:05 - 07:08 Bryson

They do that. That's a lot of wigs and weave.

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07:08 - 07:26 Matt Walsh

Racist! Cinco de Mayo is the celebration of Mexico's Independence Day. Is that right or is that racist? Oh, that's right, Matt. That is right. I know that one. You do not know that one. That is racist.

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07:26 - 07:28 Jacob

It's not just a drinking holiday.

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07:29 - 07:29 Matt Walsh

How dare you?

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07:30 - 07:44 Bryson

I want to say it is. I thought it was a day we just eat. Everybody eat tacos and stuff. But I guess for sake of the game, I mean, Cinco de Mayo is like a big celebration. Independence Day for Hispanics. I'm going to say let's get it. That's the one.

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07:45 - 07:55 Siaka

That is racist because it shows that whoever wrote the question does not have a knowledge of the beautiful Mexican culture. Cinco de Mayo is the day of the dead, not Independence Day.

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07:56 - 08:17 Matt Walsh

Well, we'll have to go to judges for that, because you're correct. That's racist. But then your explanation was totally wrong. Cinco de Mayo is not the Day of the Dead. So judges, are we counting that? As there are no judges out there, it's nobody. It's actually just me. I'm going to say that that's you. So you get that one wrong, unfortunately. Is that how were they dressed up at the school?

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08:17 - 08:30 Matt Walsh

Well, here's a lesson. There's a lesson in this, because you had it right, but then you kept talking. So just stop with the talking and you would have been fine. It's the celebration of their army's victory over the French in the Battle of Puebla in 1862.

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08:31 - 08:56 Matt Walsh

Well, I guess I'm... Your whole life people have been staring... Why do you think people have been staring at you like you're a moron your whole life? Because of this. Next question. According to the 1994 to 1996 study of factors affecting watermelon consumption... In the United... Don't look at me that way. I didn't make these questions. Okay, I can at least give you a pass on that then.

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08:57 - 09:07 Matt Walsh

Factors affecting watermelon consumption in the United States. African Americans consume the most watermelon across all demographics. on a per capita basis.

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09:08 - 09:15 Justine

Look, I'm going to go with everyone loves watermelon. That's racist, Matt. And that is correct. Yeah, come on.

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09:15 - 09:32 Bryson

I know my people. I know my people. As a non-watermelon eater, I get shamed for it by family, friends, and a bunch of other people. So I'm going to say that's a fact just from personal experience. Well, turns out that's racist. Dang.

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09:33 - 09:34 Jacob

What was the number again, please?

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09:35 - 09:36 Matt Walsh

They consume the most. The number is most.

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09:36 - 09:37 Jacob

They just consume the most?

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09:38 - 09:41 Matt Walsh

The most. The most. Just the most watermelons.

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09:41 - 09:46 Jacob

That's bad. I kind of want to say right, just because stereotypes are generally rooted in some type of truth. Of course you want to say right.

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09:46 - 09:52 Matt Walsh

Of course you want to say right. And that is wrong. That is racist. That is racist. It's actually Asians who eat the most watermelons.

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09:54 - 09:56 Siaka

We're really leaning into the stereotypes, aren't we?

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09:56 - 09:58 Matt Walsh

That's literally the point of the game.

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09:59 - 10:05 Siaka

I'm going to have to go ahead and say that's right, because there are a few foods that are stereotypical, and I think there's some truth.

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10:05 - 10:11 Matt Walsh

Oh, wow. Is that what you think? You think the black people are eating all the watermelon? Because you saw that in your racist cartoons with your racist... Come on.

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10:11 - 10:12 Siaka

Did you see that one?

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10:12 - 10:14 Matt Walsh

Did you see that in Twitter videos too, did you?

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10:14 - 10:15 Siaka

You see the memes.

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10:15 - 10:45 Matt Walsh

You can talk all you want, because that's still racist. Per the study, it's actually Asians who eat the most watermelon. However, 78% of malt liquor is consumed by black people. Made that one up too, but it's probably right. In Taiwan, 10 last names are shared by over 50% of the population. Is that right or is that racist? That feels right. 10 last names are shared by over 50%. Facts.

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10:46 - 10:52 Siaka

I've been wrong a lot, so I'm going to go against my gut here and I'm going to say that is not true. I'm going to say that they have a diverse set of last names over there.

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10:52 - 11:01 Matt Walsh

Once again, you talked yourself out of a right answer because that was right. No, I'm going to go with that's right, Matt. Pretty offensive assumption, and it turns out to be correct.

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11:01 - 11:06 Justine

Yeah, come on, we're balling over here. Let's go.

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11:06 - 11:26 Matt Walsh

Let's go. The 10 names are Chen, Lin, Huang, Cheng, Li, Wang, Wu, Lu, Sai, and Yang. Hashtag pots and pans. That's on the card. You can't blame me. That's on the card. That was on the card. Asians are catching a lot of strays. Yeah. Hopefully not to eat them, though.

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11:26 - 11:26 Justine

Oh, man.

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11:29 - 11:53 Matt Walsh

Next question. On a percentage basis, black kids aged between 20 and 25 years old are more likely to deal drugs than white kids of the same age. I'm going to go ahead and give that one a big old W, facts. Can you just say that's right? Righteous. That's right. Just say that's right. That's right or racist. Bofa. You're on Jeopardy.

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11:53 - 11:55 Matt Walsh

You have to answer in the form of a question or they kick you out.

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11:56 - 12:03 Bryson

This is a real game show. Okay, okay, okay. I'm sorry. It is the correct answer. That's right. Just say that. That's right. That's right. That's right.

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12:04 - 12:05 Justine

No, it's not right. It's racist.

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12:07 - 12:09 Jacob

I might say that's right, just culturally.

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12:09 - 12:16 Justine

That's racist. I have listened to a lot of hip hop growing up, Matt. I'm going to say that's true. That's racist.

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12:16 - 12:24 Siaka

That is racist. Dang it. It is right, but I'm not racist for saying that because Obama said that in a speech, so I get a pass in saying it too.

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12:24 - 12:48 Matt Walsh

Both you and Obama are racist. That is a racist. Survey says 6.6% of whites age 12 to 25 sold drugs, 5% of blacks the same age. So we're dealing the drugs and we're doing the serial killing. We got it all covered. We got all the bases covered, don't we? Next question. The average alcohol consumer in Ireland has 39 drinks per week, the highest among any nation.

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12:48 - 12:57 Matt Walsh

I want you to know, before you answer this, I am of Irish descent. My family is from Ireland. I cherish my family deeply. So is that right, or is that racist?

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12:58 - 13:01 Jacob

Well, Matt, I am also Irish, and I want to proudly say that's right.

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13:02 - 13:06 Justine

That's 100% right, Matt. That is 100% racist. Oh. What?

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13:06 - 13:08 Siaka

I'm going to say that's right. I mean...

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13:11 - 13:15 Bryson

Every Irish person I know gets drunk all the time. So I'm gonna just say that is correct.

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13:16 - 13:36 Matt Walsh

That is racist. That is very racist. In fact, drinkers from Mali, an African Muslim nation, consume 39 drinks per week. The Irish only consume 21. Though, as an Irish person myself, I'm trying hard to make the difference. Am I racist? Well, I think we're getting there, yeah. Racist! Question.

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13:37 - 13:44 Matt Walsh

Among all religious groups, Muslims account for the highest percentage of the total prison population in the United States.

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13:45 - 13:56 Justine

Is that right or is that racist? So considering the fact that when most people go in, they may not have a religion, but when they come out Muslim, I'm going to say that's right, Matt.

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13:57 - 14:03 Bryson

A lot of folk get in prison and convert to Muslim. So I think that's it. I think that's right. I'm going to go with racist.

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14:03 - 14:04 Matt Walsh

That is correct.

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14:04 - 14:05 Bryson

That is racist.

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14:06 - 14:11 Siaka

No, I guess I think I would say that's wrong because Muslims don't make up such a high percentage in the United States compared to the rest of the world.

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14:11 - 14:30 Matt Walsh

That is correct. It is racist. Racist. Well, ladies and gentlemen, the judges have tabulated the results, and now it's time to announce the winner of Am I Racist? And that winner is Justine, ladies and gentlemen. Justine is the winner of Am I Racist?

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14:30 - 14:33 Jacob

Good try, guys. Good try. Okay.

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14:35 - 14:58 Matt Walsh

Okay, Justine, you have won your own box of Am I Racist? There you go. Thank you so much. I am also surprised that it was a woman who won. Not surprised that she's white, though. I'm just kidding. Not really. Okay. Thank you so much to all the contestants. Thank you to everybody at home. And remember, get your own copy of Am I Racist at dailywire.com. See you next time, folks. Thank you.

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