The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Witty's Armour Mint (feat. Chris Wittyngham)
Mon, 19 May 2025
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Chapter 1: What makes someone a morning person?
Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft.
Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.
Now is a good time to remember where Tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented Tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Cuervo.
Cuervo.
The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly. Cuervo.
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.
That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face and the habitual liar.
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Chapter 2: How did tequila become popular?
This is a hot take master. You know what happened, Chris? I saw the Florida Panthers logo in the background behind Dan and I was like, I need some armament. I need to look up a stat that's going to somehow back my opinion.
That's what you have to head into a war with, armament. It's a mint from an armor. Das ist so, wie Winningham in einen Kampf mit einem Atemhund beginnt.
Das sind die roten und weißen, die man in einem Restaurant sieht, die man nur in einem Kühlschrank sieht. Das sieht man nur am Kühlschrank an der Vorderseite eines Restaurants. Das sieht man nirgendwo im Publikum.
Putsch es auf den Kühlschrank an Levitard Show. Siehst du jemals die streifenden Pfefferminzen irgendwo außer in diesem günstigen Restaurant?
What about the brown and green version of those? Because those are even more rare than the normal peppermint. I love that extra flavor. You've never had that? The kind of mint chocolate chip version of it?
I've had it, but I haven't seen it. A restaurant has never been so bold as to go that route.
Oh, really? In my experience. Did COVID kill toothpicks? Because I don't find toothpicks at restaurants anymore. I still find them. Really? Yeah, hibachi. I was walking out of a restaurant twice this weekend where I'm just like, where's the toothpick? Ich liebte es, auf dem Weg raus einen Lippen zu holen.
Das ist so ein grosses Ding, das man Leuten angeboten hat, in einem Restaurant. Es ist wie Dental-Floss. Nimm das Essen aus deinen Zähnen und... Wir ermöglichen dir, dieses sehr grosses Ding vor anderen zu machen.
Nimm es nach Hause mit Floss. Du solltest es machen, wenn du weggehst. Du solltest es nicht am Tisch machen. Es sollte ein kleiner Toothbrush sein.
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Chapter 3: What differentiates The Big Suey from other podcasts?
Und ich habe gesagt, ich würde gerne aufkommen, wenn Toronto gewinnt, aber ich will das nicht machen. Das Zoom-Login heute Morgen war ein Schmerz. Ich will, dass das vorbei ist. Carolina, bitte. Ich trage ein Hurricane-Shirt, weil ich so besorgt bin, um Carolina so zu machen. Bitte. Er ist der schlechteste Panther-Fan.
Er ist der schlechteste nationaler und internationaler Panther-Fan, der es je gewesen ist.
Nein, nein, nein. Er ist kein Panther-Fan. Er ist ein Rangers-Fan. Und nicht nur ist er ein Rangers-Fan. Ich bin zurück.
Er ist ein Knicks-Fan. No. You're not welcome. Not only did you become a Rangers fan.
The Panthers beat the Rangers in the conference final last season. It's bad for you, Chris.
And blew up your blueprint, too. They took something from them, too. Yes, something was taken from you and you sound hurt. I should say that Chris Whittingham should be doing this interview from a bathtub, but he's a coward and also someone who does not pay his debts properly.
Listen, I did a show, I did one of these guest appearances last year from my shower. I don't know how I have not paid this obligation to you.
It's a bathtub. I don't have a bathtub. It's not a punishment, grid of death, you decide how you're going to do it. It's a bathtub.
You want to go to the local Home Depot and call you from the Zoom and one of their bathtubs on display? Yes, yes, yes. Nothing is enough for you guys.
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Chapter 4: What are the challenges facing the Florida Panthers?
I don't think that's your worst take of all time. You said at one point you'd rather face Roy Hibbert than Tim Duncan. That is a good one.
Holy shit, what? That's an all-timer. Stugatz might have just ended the game. That is a thing that happened around here and we don't have the sound of that. I had it scrubbed from the records.
In 2012 war das aber korrekt. Nein, das war nie korrekt.
Nein, das war absolut korrekt. Nein, das war nie korrekt. Niemand in der Geschichte des Radio, außer Dan, hat hier gesagt, dass er hinter einem Mikrofon saß und sagte, hey... You know what? I'm scared of Roy Hibbert. You don't remember what Roy Hibbert did to us then.
I don't remember. I remember what Tim Duncan did to everybody.
You know about that verticality?
Yes, exactly. Leapings, denying everyone at the rim. I mean, for God's sake, the Heat started Dexter Pittman in a playoff game to try and combat Roy Hibbert. That's how desperate we were to solve the problem, only to realize that the problem has been solved then and thereon, because all we needed to do was go small.
Small was the answer the whole time.
And it was sitting in front of us. LeBron James at center was sitting in front of us the whole time and somehow we didn't see it.
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Chapter 5: Why is Chris Whittingham a controversial sports commentator?
Lass uns nicht mehr auf Definitionen fragen.
Vielen Dank. Nächster Punkt, Tony, bist du bereit?
Sie nennen mich nicht Tony Puck oder was? Sie nennen mich nicht Tony Puck oder was?
Sie nennen mich nicht Tony Puck oder was?
Sie nennen mich nicht Tony Puck oder was? Sie nennen mich nicht Tony Puck oder was? Sie nennen mich nicht Tony Puck oder was? Sie nennen mich nicht Tony Puck oder was?
We have now entered the portion of Tony Knows Hockey, where audience members can ask Tony a question.
Tony, do we have any volunteers? I have one. What is the area that the goalie stands in called? The blue area that the goalie stands in.
The blue area that the goalie stands in. This is a good one. You do know this. It's the net. Oh no. That would be the crease.
You knew that.
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