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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: Apps

Wed, 04 Dec 2024

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Chapter 1: What common phone app issues do people face?

82.101 - 94.112 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

So I'll like go on my phone and I'll notice everything's rearranged. There's like, everything's just like, cause you get used to certain things like Twitter's here, email's here. And now it's a thing where everything's off a little bit. It's like, where's my weather?

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94.153 - 106.544 Jane Doe

My weather app just disappeared. Your butt is holding down an icon on your homepage. It's doing the little shaky thing and your butt is then moving it somewhere else and then pressing down again and saying done.

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106.544 - 107.745 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

So it's done being rearranged.

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Chapter 2: How do we accidentally delete or rearrange our apps?

107.805 - 109.506 Jane Doe

Your butt's doing all of that.

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109.526 - 120.175 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

I'm putting my phone in my pocket. I'm taking it back out and all my apps are rearranged. And now I'm like, where's my weather? And I have to search for weather. And you search for it, it's still there. But I can't find it. I'm like scrolling all my pages.

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120.215 - 121.816 Jane Doe

How is your butt doing all of this?

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Chapter 3: What is the frustration of losing an app?

121.836 - 130.202 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

It's not my butt, it's the pocket, pocket dialing, pocket moving. It's just annoying. And all these apps, all these folders, it's tough to, my head's spinning.

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130.242 - 132.224 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Once you lose an app, it feels like it's gone forever.

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132.284 - 135.547 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Und dann denkst du, dass du es verlost hast und dann suchst du es und es ist noch in deinem Handy.

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Chapter 4: Why do we still need a weather app?

135.607 - 145.334 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Also ist es so, wo ist es? Du kannst es von deinem Home-Screen entfernen. Ich habe das mit Social Media vorher gemacht, um mich zu versuchen, es weniger zu benutzen. Und dann, natürlich, suche ich es und gehe in die App. Es ist ein weiterer Schritt.

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145.394 - 156.781 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Es wird nichts ändern. Ich will meine Dads Gedanken darüber hören. Ich will nur wissen. In den nächsten drei Minuten werde ich versuchen, mein Weather-App zu finden. Und ich werde euch zeigen, ob ich es finden kann. Warum hast du ein Weather-App? Was?

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Chapter 5: How can we simplify our app organization?

156.821 - 158.882 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Du willst wissen, ob du draußen stehst.

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158.902 - 161.844 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Warum brauchst du ein Weather-App? Aber du fragst deine Frau.

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161.864 - 163.025 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Sie ist essentiell dein Weather-App.

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Chapter 6: What are the humorous side effects of butt dialing?

163.045 - 173.409 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Der gleiche Typ, der klagt, wenn deine Frau es nicht sagt. I have an app so I don't need to ask my wife. I know, but I have a Google app, right? I go on the Google app, weather in Fort Lauderdale today.

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173.449 - 181.852 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Do you realize that's a crazy amount of steps that you have to do? You have to go on your Safari, then you have to type in. There's just a weather app. I mean, I can't find mine, so it's actually easier.

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181.872 - 188.194 Jane Doe

There's also a widget now where you don't even have to open an app. You just unlock your phone and it's right there, the number.

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188.214 - 194.799 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

I don't know about that. Es ist nur... Ich habe nur... Butt-Dialing, Telefonanrufe. Ihr habt keine Butt-Dialing in eurer Leben? Ihr macht nichts in eurem Koffer?

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194.819 - 212.072 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Meine schlechteste Sache ist, dass ich oft, wenn ich Leute rufe, sie aus meinen letzten Anrufen rufe. Und dann, wenn ich aufhören muss, wenn sie zuerst aufhören... Ich habe das schon gemacht. Dann rufe ich sie dann aus. Nicht, dass ich sie zurückrufe. Ja. Hahaha.

227.247 - 252.152 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Imagine that. I'm a big fan of hiding apps that I rarely use. I'm surprised you know how to hide an app. No, I do. I have Apple Wallet, okay? But I hardly ever use it. I use it when UM is sending me a parking ticket for the game coming up or something. So then I just... That's a page three. Yeah, so I just search the app. I search the app. It comes right up in there.

252.212 - 254.893 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

And then when I'm done with it, I disappear it again.

255.823 - 266.43 Jane Doe

I'm sick of single-use apps. Why does my headphones need its own app? Just on and off. That's all I need from you. Connect to Bluetooth. Put a button for that.

266.75 - 273.014 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

I don't need an app for you. Too many apps. Not enough at restaurants. Too many on your phones.

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