The Dan Bongino Show
Nightly Scroll - Trump Pulls Ultimate Uno Reverse Card On Illegals (Ep. 01)
Tue, 11 Mar 2025
In the LIVE premiere of Nightly Scroll Hayley exposes Canada’s new woke PM, an MSNBC panelist who thinks Ukrainians are MORE American than Americans (???), and the Trump administration flipping the script on illegal aliens, using the Biden admin’s CBP One app to facilitate deportations. Then, Hayley scrolls through a wild scene at Paris Fashion Week, intolerant lefties on TikTok, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: Who is hosting the first live edition of Nightly Scroll?
Hello, hello. It is Haley Carinia, host of Nightly Scroll. This is the first live edition of Nightly Scroll. I am so excited, and I cannot start this show without saying thank you to the Bonginos. Thank you for trusting me with this hour, with this time slot, with this show. I promise to make you proud. And to the Bongino Army, I got to Florida... a little over a week ago.
And I'm not really feeling so much at home until I got all of your warm messages. It is the nicest, warmest welcome. And I can't wait to get to know you. So I'm so, so excited. I'm excited to be here. I'm excited that you're all in the live chat. I can't wait to chat with all of you as well. We've got a big first show for you tonight. First,
Chapter 2: What is the controversy surrounding Trump's use of the CBP One app?
The libs are triggered over Trump's foreign policy moves. No shocker there. Celebrities who said they would leave the U.S. if Trump was elected are actually doing it. See you never. And remember those phones that the Biden administration gave illegal migrants? Well, Team Trump is using that CBP One app to their advantage. I'll tell you more about that in just a little bit. Let the games begin.
Chapter 3: Who is Canada's new liberal leader, Mark Carney?
All that and so much more coming up on Nightly Scroll. All right, Canadians have selected a new liberal leader. And when I say liberal, I mean liberal, okay? His name is Mark Carney. He's going to replace Justin Trudeau as the next Canadian prime minister. So who is Mark Carney? Well, he's been an advisor to Justin Trudeau, Boris Johnson in the UK. He's a former central banker.
And here is his response to the recent beef between Canada and the U.S. Watch this.
Someone who's trying to weaken our economy. Donald Trump. Donald Trump. And Donald Trump, as we know, has put, as the Prime Minister just said, unjustified tariffs on what we build, on what we sell, on how we make a living. He's attacking Canadian families, workers and businesses. And we cannot let him succeed. And we won't. America is not Canada.
And Canada never, ever will be part of America in any way, shape or form.
All right, he's talking a big game, right? And this all has to do with Trump poking fun at our neighbors to the north with calling Justin Trudeau the governor of Canada and the 51st state. Okay, so he's saying to these people, we're not gonna let that happen. And honestly, Canada is one of our closest allies. I don't think that any of this is going to change.
I think they're going to remain one of our closest allies, but we have to trust Trump, right? I feel like the biggest thing with Trump is just trust the process. You know, I was a little worried when I when I first voted. I voted for Trump three times, by the way, and I would do it again if I could. But the first time when we didn't know who Trump was and he was really this outsider.
My only my only question about Trump was how is he going to be on the world stage? And he proved to us in his first term that he was amazing on the world stage. I was pleasantly surprised. I really was. And I was sold after that. I mean, I voted for him a second time. We didn't get him in office, voted for him a third time. Here we are.
And I just want to remind you that this guy, Mark Carney in Canada, he had a lot to do with those COVID-19 lockdowns. And I'm sure you all remember we were dealing with these draconian lockdown measures here in the States. It was worse in Canada. It was worse. They were freezing the bank accounts of protesters. It was wild. Okay.
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Chapter 4: What is the MSNBC panel's opinion on Trump and Ukraine?
And during this time, this COVID-19, the pandemic, I was paying attention to Canada, too. And I started... Paying attention to Pierre Polyev. Okay. Pierre Polyev is a conservative leader in Canada. He's an MP, so basically in Congress, right? But he's leading the conservative movement, and I hope that one day our neighbors to the north are under Pierre Polyev's rule, because...
He's going to fix everything. He's a voice. He's a force of nature and the voice of truth. So hopefully that will happen one day soon. But until then, libs are going to lib, which brings me to my next story here in the States on MSNBC. The liberals are melting down, of course, over Trump's fiery Oval Office meeting with Ukrainian President Zelensky. Watch this.
Donald Trump has completely betrayed Ukraine. And he's stabbed them in the back, and every week he continues to twist it and drive it deeper with a new move that cuts more of their legs out from under them, that kills more civilians, that puts them more in jeopardy, that weakens NATO and helps Russia. Donald Trump does not speak for most Americans. J.D. Vance does not speak for most Americans.
Marco Rubio does not speak for most Americans. The world needs to know that most Americans respect and support Ukraine.
So for the person who's watching... Yes. We just heard you say Donald Trump is not standing up for Ukraine. What do you say to the person who says, well, I don't care about Ukraine. I want Donald Trump to stand up for America. What do you say to them?
I don't know where you got that. I mean, I don't have time for it.
Yes, but we hear it. We hear it.
Here's the thing. Where did you grow up? Did you grow up in a place where you thought the Russians were the good guys? What part of America did you grow up in where they taught you the Russians were the good guys and our allies were the bad guys? That's the flip here that we need to continue to remind people. The Russians are the bad guys. They're raping women. They're killing children.
They're bombing cities. The Ukrainians are the noble good guys. Some ways they're more American than we are over the last couple of years. And we must stand with them in the same way we stood with the allies in World War II and since this country was founded. This is not just about Ukraine. This is about the core and the integrity of American values.
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Chapter 5: Why are celebrities leaving the US due to Trump's presidency?
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All right, we're gonna break down the first part of that, where he said that Trump doesn't speak for all Americans. Vance doesn't speak for all Americans. Rubio doesn't speak for all Americans. Yes, they do. And we voted for them. When we voted for Trump, we voted for Vance. When we voted for Trump, we voted for Marco Rubio, okay? That's how this works. And it was a mandate, by the way.
We won every swing state, He made inroads with massive voting blocks, with young men, with black voters, with Latino voters. This was a mandate. He won the popular vote. So the left likes to spin this and they like to say, you know, oh, Trump voters are having regrets. Ain't no way I'm regretting any of this. These are the people I want on the world stage. I want Trump there. I want Vance there.
I want Rubio there. I have no regrets whatsoever. Then the loon, he's a loon. He says, Ukrainians are more American than Americans. What does that mean? How is that even possible? You have to be totally out of your mind to say that. And I texted Guy this morning and I said, you know how Dan has the bell? You know, he rings the bell and then he gets into a show. I said, I want an eagle screech.
So can we hear the sound of freedom, please? OK, I'm going to be playing that on the show quite often. And that's what I have to say. This is a little remix. This is what I have to say to Ukrainians are more American than American. I don't think so. And speaking of these peace talks. Right.
Thank you.
So I'd like to ask these people on MSNBC, are we not for peace talks? Do you not want peace talks? Do you want the war to keep going? It just makes you think what their motives are. It's just interesting. And the left is very much triggered by Trump and all of his moves. That is for sure. And you know how a lot of Hollywood elites and celebrities,
They told us that they would leave the United States if Trump ever was elected. And I think this was back in 2016. There was the Miley Cyrus's and Madonna and Bette Midler. They were all threatening to leave and then they never did. Well, it turns out that some of them actually have left. OK, so. We have a Daily Mail headline here.
I want to throw this up for you, but they're calling it the Donald Dash headline. Yeah, meet the Donald Dashers, how the rich and famous are fleeing the U.S. in horror at President Trump, and apparently Notting Hill is their number one desired destination. So they're all fleeing to the U.K. And this interests me because here are some of the celebrities on the list that are already going.
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Chapter 6: What legal action is Huntington Beach taking against California?
A lot of their reasoning for leaving is because Trump is so anti-women, anti-women's rights. It's all about the reproductive health. It's about abortion, right? And I just want to let you know that the abortion laws in the UK are stricter than those in California. So you will be leaving and going to a more restrictive place. Place in the UK.
So I just I just wanted to let you know that you're not smart You're not fooling anyone and you're certainly not going to the land of the free that is here. Okay, so bad move, but Yes, and the sound of freedom, thank you And California is not just a sanctuary state for abortion, by the way. It is a sanctuary state for illegal immigration, as we know. But here's the kicker.
Huntington Beach, California, is suing the state of California. They're also suing Governor Gavin Newsom and the Attorney General Robert Bonta for maintaining policies, the sanctuary state. state policies that now contradict federal immigration laws under Trump.
America First Legal is behind this lawsuit, and they're essentially asking the courts to stop enforcing these sanctuary state policies to allow law enforcement to do what they're actually meant to do. Yeah, again, this is what we voted for. This is what I voted for. No more laws protecting illegal immigrants, more laws protecting citizens. Sounds good to me. Does it sound good to you?
You can let me know in the chat, but again, this is what we voted for. Now, here is my favorite thing that the Trump administration is doing to secure the border. Listen, I love Tom Homan. I love everything he's doing. This is the UNO reverse card of all UNO reverse cards. You know, remember when the Biden administration, they gave all those illegal immigrants free phones?
You know, it was free phones and it was free flights and all these resources, right? Free, free, free, except it's not free. It was us paying for it, the American taxpayer. Okay, so the Biden administration gives out these free phones. And on these free phones, they can download the CBP One app.
So on the CBP One app, all these illegals could access resources and court dates and whatever they need on this app. Now, the Trump administration, they figured out a loophole. So they did like a little reset on the app, and now they can use the app to track the migrants who have it on their phones. Not only that, they added a new feature where the illegal migrants can essentially self-deport.
You heard that right, the migrants can self-deport. So I saw this, Bill Malujan from Fox, he does great work on the border. And he posted this earlier, and he talked to DHS Secretary Kristi Noem, who explained how this is going to work. The CBP Home app gives illegals the option to leave now and self-deport. So why would they want to self-deport? These people, they just border jumped.
Why would they wanna self-deport? Well, if they want to continue their journey on the American dream, they will have to, let the government know that they are self-deporting. If they don't self-deport, they will never be allowed back in the country. So if they play the game and they use this app and they self-deport and they identify themselves to the United States government,
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