The Charlie Kirk Show
THOUGHTCRIME Ep. 78 — Morning Routines? Great Pyramid Secrets? Snow Woke?
Sat, 29 Mar 2025
Charlie, Jack, Tyler, and Blake explore the week's most critical topics, including: -What's your morning routine, and should it involve rubbing a banana on your face? -Is there a secret underground city under the Great Pyramid, or is boring old Blake right again? -What's the deal with mix-and-match Mormon baby names? Watch ad-free on members.charliekirk.com!Support the show: http://www.charliekirk.com/supportSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Chapter 1: What unusual morning routines are discussed in this episode?
Hey everybody, Thought Crime Saturday. What is your morning routine? Well, you might not be able to see it, but I put a banana on my face and put my head in cold water. What? That's right. All on this Thought Crime Saturday. Also, are there cities underneath the pyramids? We try to get Blake to even give an inch on the fact that aliens might have built some of the ancient civilizations.
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I am proud because I'm actually the one that finally sent a topic to Thought Crime that was a little bit like a pop culture thing you were finally you were finally hip and with it I was finally hip and with it and it's it's a great it is such an outrageous viral video it's there should be entire PhD classes taught on this what I love is how just the X version where it did not originate has more like 10 times more views than like the most viral Donald Trump post during the election like it originated on Instagram right I believe so
is this better than the tucker launch probably it actually may be has there been a tweet that's broken a billion before because this this one might end up breaking a billion so jack doesn't even know about this video unless he's trolling us but this thing you haven't id'd it but also i i've not so i'm not really sure it's the saratoga video jack
Oh yeah. I love the Saratoga along with my banana every single day.
That's what we just were saying. So, and so I, I saw when I first saw this video, I just, I was like hysterically laughing. I had to watch it five or six times because it is the ultimate, it is the ultimate fake influencer where you do absolutely nothing for four or five hours.
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Chapter 2: Is there a city beneath the Great Pyramid?
So apparently rubbing banana peels on your face offers benefits like reducing wrinkles, brightening skin, soothing skin conditions due to their antioxidants and vitamins. But this is just due to the AI robots telling us things. So they could have hallucinated that.
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So Jack, do you want to chime in here? And do you have your Saratoga water, Jack?
Well, I already finished it on my way in. So, you know, apologies to that, as I do every morning. And then I limit myself. I actually don't eat or drink anything until the next morning when I have my further daily Saratoga water and banana.
You know, I think what's interesting is the morning routine has been kind of a meme, especially in sort of like the TikTok community because of like the Sigma edits. And it all goes back. It's a 25 year old meme that goes back. to the very first and only American Psycho video movie when it came out, the Bret Easton Ellis book that got turned into the movie with Patrick Bateman.
And there's just something about that, the morning routine scene there, which of course, you know, Patrick Bateman is also a serial killer, which I think that a lot of the Sigma edits kind of miss out on this, even though this guy I'm sure is something of a wannabe serial killer here. So I do think, though, that I don't know if you guys want to go around the horn, but I'm a morning guy.
I love getting up early in the morning. It's something I've always enjoyed. It's something I really love. It's almost like a superpower if you get up sort of before everybody else. Um, so the, I actually enjoy getting up as early as possible, as crazy as it sounds. And I think it's great.
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Chapter 3: Why are mix-and-match Mormon baby names a topic of interest?
I just think the evidence has come in. People are fat, eat less. That's right. Best way to cut it out is to not eat breakfast. Correct.
If you can extend your fasting window, you're in a great spot.
Eat the most in the middle of the day. That's right.
And then taper down on both ends. And you actually sleep better because you're not digesting food.
I just think it's such a waste of time. I wake up as late as I possibly can to survive. It seems just like such a waste of time to make breakfast. You already have to make breakfast for kids when you have kids. That's right. And it's like, that's a lot.
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what is our the next is the pyramids of giza is that right yeah we got into this so i mean you guys can make the pitch to me what you think is going on here because i think my take is not very surprising but you guys have been sending this has been this has been setting the internet ablaze apparently there's an entire city underneath the pyramids is that right uh well it's not right it's not a it's not a city that the the experts are speculating that it's a it's a power grid
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