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Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
Direct from the Brozki Nation headquarters in Los Angeles, California, this is the Brozki Report with your host, Brittany Brozki.
Chapter 2: What does Brittany think about the Twilight series?
Physically fit. Physically fit. Physically, physically, physically fit. I said I physically fit. Right? Fantastic. Right? Fantastic.
We go to work for one half hour, two half hour. Have cigarette for lunch. Have watermelon Red Bull for lunch. Perhaps have premier protein shake, cafe latte for lunch. For dinner, have cigarette and wine. Hey guys, welcome back to the podcast. No other podcasts are allowed at Broski Nation, only this one. Welcome back, Broski Nation.
For reference, before this episode even begins, I'm filming this before Trump's inauguration, so whatever the fuck bullshit went down, future me. probably will have some takes on it, okay? But not me right now. This is me as of Sunday, January 19th. And I'm sorry about that, y'all. It's kind of a way. I'm in Paris right now. If you're watching this right now, I'm in Paris right now, okay?
Paris, France, that is to say. Not Paris, Texas, which is also a real place. I met you at the blood bank. Right? Doesn't Bon Iver have a song called Paris, Texas? Or is that... Well, I met you at the... God, I used to sob my fucking eyes out to Bon Iver. Are you serious? That Twilight soundtrack gave me a personality when I was like 13. Shit.
Chapter 3: How does literature analyze character symbolism?
Remember that scene in Twilight where he's at the lab table and the owl wings are behind him? And they were like, I remember my whole family, my whole family, it was like my aunt and then my cousins, we all were addicted to Edward Cullen. We went to the theater and we saw it, whatever. It was fantastic, just like I imagined it while reading it.
And then for the longest time, it was like lore and trivia in our little group of like, well, you know that they positioned him like that on purpose because it's representative of Well, and it's an allusion to it's an angel wing. It's like an angel wing because he has no soul because he's a vampire. You understand that, right? It became this thing. And I don't even know if that's real.
They did it on purpose. I mean, I'm sure they did it on purpose just to get a good shot. But I don't know about all that. And let me tell you something else. In English class, when they used to make us annotate things and be like, why do you think the author did that? Like, what do you think the author's reasoning behind this was?
What does this mean that the author included this in reference to that? It was so deeply analytical, which I'm so glad because it works that muscle of how to think critically and, you know, try to connect dots that maybe other people can't, that sort of thing.
I remember thinking, girl, the author never probably would have imagined that we'd be sitting in a classroom dissecting their work word by word, word for word, breaking down usage, sentence structure, grammar. Like, I think if I ever wrote a book If someone studied it and it's not that deep, you know what I mean? I mean, it's deep. It's that deep.
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Chapter 4: What are Brittany's favorite foods?
But as far as like why I place certain words in the sentence versus sometimes it just sounds better. Sometimes it just sounds better. And sometimes I, you know, I don't know. I always think about that, like these insanely famous novelists. Was everything that intentional as school teachers would make us believe? Me questioning the deep state of teachers. What are they trying to get through?
What's their goal? Teachers. I don't trust them. What's their goal? They're a ragtag crew. Not to be trusted. They're like pirates. Teachers. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, random word generator is what we're doing today because give me half a syllable of a word and I'll be like, it's funny you mentioned that because I was thinking about this the other day.
I mean, genuinely, I watch these back sometimes and I'm like, how the ever living fuck did I connect point A to point Z to point Z? What's Zedd's biggest song? That one with Ariana Grande? Yeah, Break Free. I'm a freaking genius. I'm a freaking genius. What else do they have?
Damn, that was fucking good! Wait! That was good! Wait!
You're mad. You're mad that I just killed that. Zed, if you're... Is he the one that died? No, Zed didn't die. Zed, if you're looking for a live, if Bebe Rexha... Who sings this? Who sings Clarity? Who sings, if our love is Clarity, why are you my Clarity? Who sings, if our love's Clarity, why is your love Clarity? Who sings it? Who says it's going down, I'm yelling timber.
You better timber, you better timber. Who the fuck? Kesha, Kesha was so important to me in 2009. Kesha was so, there wasn't a more famous person on the planet to me in 2009. Actually, I'm lying. Justin Bieber existed. It was Justin Bieber and Kesha. And let me tell you something about the song Maria by Justin Bieber. Hold on. Hold on. Let me tell you something about Maria by Justin Bieber.
That song, y'all sleep on that. I had to get up. Y'all sleep on that song in a way that pisses me off.
Maria. That ain't my baby. No, that ain't my girl. Maria.
That song is so good. The ad libs that that motherfucker does at the end of that song chills down my spine every time I hear it. That song's about him not being a baby daddy. That is so, yeah, the intro of that song's like, Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber, like all these news headlines. God, that era was psycho. That was when he got his little earring done. Yeah, I love Justin Bieber.
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Chapter 5: What is the significance of a sacrificial lamb in the Bible?
It was her final project in her degree, was the, I guess, storytelling narrative nature of the album. how each song is a capitulo, which is a chapter, and it tells the story of an abusive relationship and how she got out. And it's based loosely on old folklore tales, or like a fable that she sort of reimagined. So that is thesis to Rosalia, if you will. And I do miss her. I miss Rosalia bad.
Actually, she's on my mind today. I'm wearing my Motomami hoodie.
Motomami, motomami, motomami, motomami, motomami, motomami, motomami. Con cada copia que ves, tú dale tu bendición. Y yo no quiero competir si no hay comparación. Con la cadena al pie, el diablo al corazón. Y tú no crees que es sweet tu bombón lleno de licor.
Okay, I'm gonna do two words and I'm gonna connect them. Depend and speculate. These suck.
This game sucks. Depend. That's stupid. I'm doing a different one. Because guess what?
I make the rules here. Artificial chest. Well, naturally, that's going to be sort of like a breast augmentation. Artificial chest could also be, here's something that is true, is that if you get your boobs done, if you get your lips done, if you get your whatever, that is gender affirming care. So that's something to sit with and think about. Chase and surprise. Chase and surprise.
Why do they call it a wild goose chase? I guess that would be a surprise. Why is it called a wild goose chase? Aren't geese mean as fuck? The idiom wild goose chase comes from a 16th century horse race where riders followed a leader in a formation similar to wild geese flying. That felt like the sentence would never end. That felt like an impossible sentence to finish.
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Chapter 6: How does the concept of a sacrificial lamb connect to modern discussions?
Did that not feel like six minutes of me saying that sentence? Am I fucking tweaking? That was the longest string of words I've ever put together.
Chapter 7: What insights does Brittany share about the City of Bones series?
Holy shit.
I mean, I've never been more focused in my goddamn life than reading that sentence. Shit. I saw a video of someone making a chicken salad wrap the other day and he put hot honey on it. And out loud in my bedroom, I said, shit. Shit. Like it looks good. Damn. Damn. Hot honey on a chicken salad? I bet that is delicious. You know what I've been getting into recently? Dill pickle potato salad.
Dill pickle potato salad. Dill pickle potato salad is... Dill pickle potato salad is, I think what they say, goaded with the riz. dill pickle potato salad is all that I really need to eat. My diet, I don't know about you guys, my diet specifically is sort of the whole triangle pyramid is dill pickle potato salad. And have y'all ever had what's called a, oh, what the hell is that called?
A bareback shot?
A pickleback. What the fuck?
bareback hey i'm jesus christ i'm sorry about that that's a pretty visceral thing i came up with there bareback shot trying to order an angel shot at the bar and ordering a bareback shot by accident yeah do you guys do bareback shots they're like what the fuck sex freak Get out of here, sex freak! That's me to all the Call of Duty cosplayers still on my For You page. That era is long behind me.
It's behind me. I don't look back. I look to the future. I do not look back. I do not answer for past versions of Britney. Especially horny, yearning Britney. Forgive her her trespasses, for she knows not that she has sinned. Would you not forgive the little lamb before Jesus? Why is Jesus always talked about with a lamb? Did Jesus have a lamb? Did Jesus have a lamb?
He's referred to as the lamb of God. What, like follower? Oh. The sacrifices of lambs in the Old Testament foreshadowed Jesus' sacrifice? Now, see, again, back with my English class shit. We as Christians, how are you going to interpret the Bible, annotate the Bible, write an essay on the Bible about something? You're just kind of guessing.
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Chapter 8: How does Brittany reflect on her personal experiences with food?
Well, I guess not, because the New Testament's kind of, that's the whole thing. But foreshadowing? Maybe they just used to be pagan, and they would sacrifice animals. Maybe that's just it. It's foreshadowing so as to predict what the, I don't know, dude. The Bible is the craziest like piece of media ever. Like it's the most sold book ever. Yeah, I get that. Like, cause it's kind of tea.
Like the Bible is fucking tea.
so much goes down you need to catch up on like seasons one through ten before you can even enter into a conversation with someone who's like a real bible girl you know like you'd be like oh yeah here are my opinions on the bible and they're a bible reader forget it forget it dude you talk to a bible thumber about the bible forget that i don't know i i did not can i admit something
Can I admit something? There are some books in the Bible that I actually really enjoyed. Okay? The book of Job is motherfucking tea. It's like, it takes you on all the emotions. Genesis is an acid trip. Revelations is an acid trip gone bad. I mean, it's just psychotic. The imagination. We don't need phones to stimulate us.
The Bible and the stories in the Bible are enough to be like, what is going on in the human psyche? You know what I mean? I guess they're supposed to be firsthand accounts, right? What if they, what if it's like Aesop's Fables? What if the Bible is a missing Aesop's Fables volume? You know how all the Goosebumps books used to be like in a series? What if that's just one?
Like the Bible was just part of all of Aesop's Fables. And someone was like running through the castle trying to loot it. And they like stole only that portion. And it's the Bible that we know today. And they're like, oh shit, I left the others behind. Think about it all the time. Christians were persecuted for a long time.
Who's to say that some more important texts weren't burned or lost or destroyed on purpose? We talked about this in one of the other episodes where you guys called me a, and I quote, fucking idiot because I did not realize it didn't click for me that Jesus was alive during the Roman times. Okay, which when you think about it, makes total sense. I just didn't connect them.
Because I've always thought of Jesus as a holy timeline that did not exist here on earth. Forgive me, pardon me, my Christian biases. Unlearning is a continuous process, okay? So when we were talking about that, you know, if you're living under the Roman Empire, who controls the flow of information and news and whatever, like everyone's essentially living under slavery, you submit or you die.
Like, How would you, I don't know, how would you know the truth? That's always been my question since I was young and in vacation Bible school. How do you know that's true? And that's the whole point, is that you don't. And I was too, I guess, literal to realize that, is that that is what faith means. Because if something is real and tangible, you don't need to have faith in it.
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