The Brett Cooper Show
Bill Belichick’s BIZARRE Relationship and Meghan Markle’s Podcast Disaster | Episode 28
Mon, 05 May 2025
Bill Belichick’s 24-year-old girlfriend hijacks an interview with CBS, Deion Sanders' son, Shedeur Sanders, gets humbled in the NFL draft, and Meghan Markle continues to embarrass herself publicly.00:00 Sperm Races03:00 Bill Belichick & Jordon Hudson14:24 Shedeur Sanders22:50 Nico Lamaleava and Bronny James25:13 Meghan Markle30:35 Shri Thanedar34:48 Selena Gomez, Benny Blanco, and Scooter BraunThe Brett Cooper Show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@bbrettcooperBy joining Cooper Confidential you are directly supporting me and my team. You’ll get ad-free episodes, exclusive ‘Dear Brett” videos, and a private newsletter Sign up now: https://cooperconfidential.supercast.com/Peterson Academy: Join today for $399 a year! https://petersonacademy.com/brettMasa Chips: Use code BRETT for 25% off your first order at https://masachips.com/brettAmerican Financing: Visit https://americanfinancing.net/brett or call (800) 852-2010NMLS 182334, www.nmlsconsumeraccess.orgCozy Earth: Go to https://cozyearth.com and get 40% off using my code BRETTAn Evening With Brett Cooper Tickets Now on Sale!Austin: https://www.capcitycomedy.com/events/111681Atlanta: https://atlanta.heliumcomedy.com/events/111709Irvine: https://www.ticketweb.com/event/brett-cooper-irvine-improv-tickets/14302563?pl=irvineimprovHuntsville: https://www.ticketweb.com/event/brett-cooper-huntsville-levity-live-tickets/14302583?pl=sul-huntsvilleAddison: https://www.ticketweb.com/event/brett-cooper-addison-improv-tickets/14305563?pl=addisonimprovHouston: https://www.ticketweb.com/event/brett-cooper-houston-improv-tickets/14305603?pl=houstonimprovPhoenix: https://phoenix.standuplive.com/shows/309839Miami: https://www.miamiimprov.com/shows/309840FTL: https://www.daniaimprov.com/shows/309841https://www.brettcooper.com#BrettCooper #TheBrettCooperShow #BrettCooperShow
Chapter 1: What bizarre events are making headlines this week?
What's up, guys? I hope you had a fantastic weekend because I am about to absolutely ruin your Monday with some of the stories we're talking about today.
There has been chaos happening in the news cycle per usual, and I'm so excited to tell you about my favorite stories that I encountered over the last week because today we are dealing with the nepo babies and the gold diggers that are infiltrating professional sports, we are racing sperm, and Meghan Markle just can't seem to help herself. So yes, you did hear me correctly in that introduction.
We have been racing sperm in the United States. Now, obviously, declining fertility, declining birth rates have been a huge topic in the media right now, in the health space, and it is genuinely just being hit from all angles. Like, obviously, Big Pharma is stepping out, trying to fix this issue. The political right is issuing rallying cries.
Chapter 2: Why are sperm races happening and what do they signify?
Elon Musk is just trying to repopulate the earth himself. RFK is probably about to start studying what's going on. But there is a chance that nothing will be as impactful as a group of college kids racing sperm, and that is exactly what happened last week.
So a group of students put on the first ever sperm race in California to bring awareness about declining male fertility, and they raised over $1 million to the event. One article, this is from The Guardian, reads, this live version of the sperm race elevates the concept.
Two individual sperm cells, just each 0.05 millimeters, will complete on a 20 centimeter long track engineered to replicate the biological conditions of the female reproductive system. This is getting, like it's funny, but also I just want you to think like this could become our future.
Like this is the future of now we're gonna have like robots having babies and it all starts with this sperm race, anyway. The track simulates chemical signals, fluid dynamics, and synchronized launches, mirroring nature as closely as possible. Now you might be hearing this and thinking, Brett, this sounds very dystopian, very scientific. This is so weird. Why are we interested in this?
Well, we're interested in this because it's a group of college kids putting this on. So obviously this was not some sterile, serious sperm race. There was trash talk. There was an entire audience. Just watch this clip because obviously all of that made it go viral on TikTok.
So I've been saying I'm the LeBron of sperm racing. Tough crowd. That's all I can say. To prove the haters wrong.
Three words to describe your sperm.
Slow, sluggish, and weak. I'm pretty sure Tristan's talking about his own.
Three, two, one. Like, guys, they're in literal, like, suits. There's animations. There's music. We're watching them race here. One has a major head start. Tristan is just blowing Asher out of the water. Asher's kind of clumping up back there. Really got a slow start. But guys, it's insane.
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Chapter 3: What is the controversy surrounding Bill Belichick's relationship?
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Alright, so I have been so excited to talk about this story because it is, just to put it simply, it is so insane. There are so many layers, but basically... Bill Belichick is an incredibly famous NFL football coach. He is famous for taking the Patriots, I think, to six Super Bowls. He was with the Patriots for years and years and years.
He retired then from the Patriots and is now coaching at UNC. And he is dating a 24-year-old woman named Jordan Hudson. They allegedly met. in 2021 when she was 20 years old and he was 70 years old. However, they weren't seen together until January of 2023 when they were spotted holding hands and walking around in New Orleans. And then in June of 2024, so over a year later,
they finally went public with their relationship after multiple sightings of her pulling up her new Porsche to UNC to watch him at football practice. Now, this whole relationship has just caused shockwaves online and in the football community, again, because it is so weird, because it is a 50-year age gap, and it just seemingly came out of nowhere.
And to really paint a picture of how large this age gap is, you need to know that Bill Belichick was married for almost four decades. He was married to a woman for 40 years. He has three children with her. And then after they divorced, he went on and had a 16-year relationship with another woman. He never married her. They were just girlfriend and boyfriend. They broke up in September.
of 2023, and then he started dating 24-year-old Jordan. And yes, you heard those dates right. They were spotted together for the first time January of 2023. Then he broke up with his girlfriend September of 2023. Kind of fishy, not gonna infer too much into that. There's not a lot of details, but I think that that is just relevant information.
Since then, since June of 2024, Jordan and Bill have been inseparable. And Jordan seems to have gotten more and more involved in Bill's work, which brought us to the viral breaking point that I think we all saw on social media last week. And if you missed it, Bill Belichick has a new book coming out about his football career. And he's doing promotions and interviews to sell the book.
And when he was asked in a CBS Mornings interview about how he and Jordan met, Jordan stepped in from off-screen, cut off the interviewer, and said, no, we're not talking about this. Meanwhile, Bill is sitting there like a dud in this interview. He's sitting there just like a fish, just... Stop it. Like not saying anything.
Meanwhile, Jordan is stomping over from off camera saying, you need to stop asking about this. And she literally stops the interviewer. And the best part of it is CBS Sunday mornings left the entire thing in the interview. Just watch.
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Chapter 4: How is Jordan Hudson influencing Bill Belichick's career?
Hence why Jordan jumped in in the middle of that interview and said, no, we're not answering this, stop it, cut it off, we're not doing that. And to make matters worse, or in their minds, make things better, Jordan posted a very cryptic email on her Instagram about all of this, and the email that she posted is from Bill to his team,
basically saying that he only wants the interviews to be about his book. He's only talking about football in the book. He doesn't want to talk about his personal life. So that is what she posted. And then Bill made a statement using the UNC letterhead. It was like an official Bill Belichick statement, basically saying the exact same thing.
But then things got even messier because CBS Mornings shot back and said, actually, I don't know where they're getting all that information, but from our end, all of this is false. And their spokesperson said, quote, when we agreed to speak to Mr. Belichick, it was for a wide ranging interview. Now, obviously, them making that statement did not help at all and it just made the media go crazier.
Meanwhile, articles are also coming out the wazoo about Jordan, about
how her net worth and her real estate portfolio skyrocketed within a year of starting to date Bill, they're talking about her involvement in his business, and the whole thing is just crazy because she's obviously his girlfriend, but apparently she is also now the head of operations over at Belichick Productions and Media, and allegedly, allegedly, according to insiders, she has been causing problems with his career because of this involvement, both on the field as coach at UNC and also in media.
For example, again, allegedly, allegedly she is behind HBO pulling out of doing a UNC Hard Knock series. This headline reads, Jordan Hudson's power play led HBO to back out of UNC Hard Knock series Bill Belichick wanted. Hudson reportedly told HBO and NFL Films to quote, treat her with respect. And apparently they saw that and went, okay, we don't want to deal with this, so we are out.
And the deal inevitably broke down because Hudson was reportedly demanding that she be an executive producer on the show. I mean, like, basically from everything we're seeing, we can infer that she has taken over or is somehow heavily involved in every single aspect of this geriatric man's life. I mean, look at her even adjusting his pants while he is trying to coach at practice.
It's a sad day for Bill Belichick. Like, she is literally on the field for these practices.
For the game, she's going over, she's talking with assistant coaches, she's talking with players, she's adjusting Bill's pants, and everybody in the entire football community is watching this going, what the heck happened to this man? Like, how did this happen? And seriously, she is 24 years old. Does she not have anything better to be doing? Peterson Academy.
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Chapter 5: What is the drama behind Shador Sanders' NFL draft experience?
So again, I'm not confirming that this is any kind of smear campaign, I don't have that information, but it does allude to the fact that there is trouble in Belichick Paradise. And maybe this is just a perfect storm, maybe the media has been following them long enough and now all of these stories are breaking and sources are coming forward and it is organic,
But again, we all just have to acknowledge that the timing is weird and the situation is just so, so strange. And of course, I think it is the least surprising thing of the century that Bill Belichick's 30 plus year old children would be uncomfortable with their father dating a woman who is 10 to 15 years younger than them. But you know, hey, Jordan Hudson, she found her sugar daddy.
She played the game. She is making the most of it. She's putting in the work as his business manager, whatever it is. And to be honest, she is far from the only person writing coattails in sports right now. Which brings us to our next story, and that would be Shador Sanders and the 2025 NFL draft.
Now, for a little bit of context, Shador Sanders is the son of Deion Sanders, and Deion Sanders played in the NFL for 14 seasons. Guys, you're getting sports prep right now. I need to have, like, a hat. This is all the information that I have consumed from being married to Alex and listening to him talk about this for the last month or so. But again, Deion Sanders is super famous.
He is a two-time Super Bowl champion, eight-time Pro Bowler, and he was the 1994 NFL defensive player of the year. year. And randomly, he also played nine seasons in the MLB. And so now, since he has retired from actively playing, he is the head coach at the University of Colorado at Boulder, where his son, Shadur, played college football.
And this year's NFL draft started on April 24th, and Shadur, because of his talent, because of his connection to his father, he was expected to get drafted in the first couple of rounds. I mean, they were thinking he might be first couple of picks even just because of his track record. But guys, this young man, he was not picked until the fifth round.
He was the 144th pick on April 26th, two days after the draft started. And this was made even worse, obviously due to the hype that was surrounding him and surrounding his family. Like he even had an entire custom draft room made for him with all of these, like, hype pictures of him, like, Go Shadur, you're the man, you're the king. He was dripping in diamonds. It was all of this hubbub.
And so him not getting drafted until the fifth round was, of course, painfully ironic. Like, it was just painful for everyone on social media. Like, they were making fun of him, they were laughing, but everybody was like, oh my God, like, how is this kid not getting drafted? Like, at this point, it's really getting uncomfortable.
Because with all the hype, like, they had cameras around him 24-7, he was livestreaming the draft day in and day out, and he just kept getting passed over. But, of course, guys, because it is 2025, it can't just be painfully ironic, it has to be something else. And people immediately started saying that him not being drafted until the fifth round was actually incredibly, incredibly racist.
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Chapter 6: How does Deion Sanders influence his son Shador's career?
So that certainly could have contributed to it. Maybe it was also how Dion was saying that wherever Shadur got drafted, he was going to fly into town. He was going to take meetings with the owners and the coaches to tell them his expectations of how things were going to be run with his son. But hey, you know, maybe this is just too much common sense. I'm not even a sports fan.
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