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SNAFU with Ed Helms

S3E6: Signature Cocktail

Wed, 16 Apr 2025

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The battle of scientific wits comes to a head, as government chemists continue to up the ante on their formulas, with Alexander Gettler hot on their trail.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Chapter 1: Who is Alexander Gettler and what role does he play in this story?

213.957 - 226.471 Ed Helms

Eventually, they identify him as Francesco Travia, a longshoreman who lives in nearby Cobble Hill. They can't get a word out of him, but they do notice his pant legs are soaked in blood.

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226.892 - 233.359 Unknown Narrator / Historian Deborah Blum

The police go back to his apartment. They find this dismembered body. I love this story so much. And the...

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234.6 - 255.909 Ed Helms

Sorry, I shouldn't laugh about this. That's historian Deborah Blum. Remember, she's an expert on the various ways chemicals can kill you. When you spend your career talking about poisoned corpses, sometimes you just gotta laugh. The police go to Travia's apartment, find a woman's dead body. Well, half of one. And her head is still there and her torso on the floor.

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256.589 - 281.406 Ed Helms

The scene in Travia's apartment is gruesome. So it's not really a stretch to conclude that Travia murdered this woman, chopped her up, and has just disposed of her legs in the East River. The body is identified as Anna Fredrickson, Francesco's neighbor. Anna's family tells the police that she went to Francesco to scrounge up some booze and left his apartment in multiple pieces.

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282.107 - 295.519 Ed Helms

To the NYPD, this looks like an open and shut case. They'd caught Francesco Travia red-handed, or at least red-panted. But then the city's chief medical examiner arrives at the crime scene.

296.587 - 307.855 Unknown Narrator / Historian Deborah Blum

Norris is the on-call medical examiner that night. He goes all the way out to Brooklyn, driven by his chauffeur, to this shabby little back-worker apartment in Brooklyn and goes in.

309.336 - 325.707 Ed Helms

Norris emerges from his car and strolls into the apartment, no doubt dressed in an outfit that cost an arm and a lot of money. He takes a quick look at the crime scene, hears what the cops have to report, and immediately blows up the entire theory of the case.

Chapter 2: What is the mysterious case involving Francesco Travia and Anna Fredrickson?

326.57 - 333.573 Unknown Narrator / Historian Deborah Blum

He takes one look at it and goes, you know, no, that woman was dead before he cut her up.

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335.034 - 344.358 Ed Helms

Norris only needs to see two things, the unnatural flush of the dead woman's skin and the lighting fixtures in the tenement building where she was found.

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346.064 - 362.015 Unknown Narrator / Historian Deborah Blum

A lot of people lived in buildings that were pretty much equipped by what was called illuminating gas, right? And illuminating gas was a coal-derived gas. It had hydrogen in it, so it was explosive. And it had carbon monoxide in it, so it was poisonous.

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363.499 - 386.122 Ed Helms

As Norris knows, this gas is not only poisonous, it's also colorless and odorless, a deadly combination he and Alexander Gettler know all too well from their work examining New York City's dead. The presence of carbon monoxide also explains why Travia's been in a stupor and the strange hue of the alleged victim's skin.

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387.915 - 401.583 Unknown Narrator / Historian Deborah Blum

When you are killed by carbon monoxide, your skin flushes a deep pink. So here she is, she's bled out completely, right? She should be pale as a sheet. Instead, she's flush pink because that's what carbon monoxide does.

402.583 - 410.408 Ed Helms

Anna Fredrickson's death was a tragic accident. At some point, as she got drunk with Francesco, one of them must have caused the gas leak.

411.004 - 430.857 Unknown Narrator / Historian Deborah Blum

They knock a kettle or something over that's boiling away on a gas burner, put out the flame, illuminating gas, which they don't smell, starts seeping into the apartment. And he and Gettler have already shown that when carbon monoxide gets to the kind of level he's looking at, it kills you. So she has to have been dead.

432.657 - 442.643 Ed Helms

Charles Norris feels compelled to testify in Francesco's case. He knows this man is innocent. Well, innocent of murder anyway. And he has the scientific facts to prove it.

443.224 - 450.088 Unknown Narrator / Historian Deborah Blum

And he goes actually into court opposite to the district attorney and the police department and wins.

Chapter 3: How did Charles Norris and Alexander Gettler prove Francesco Travia's innocence?

655.158 - 676.151 Ed Helms

They're both in the midst of incredible seasons, smashing homers and breaking records. But in the bottom of the first, the Chicago pitcher gets Gehrig to ground out into a fielder's choice, intentionally walks the great Bambino. Oh, come on, pitch to him. Scary cut. And retires the side without letting up a run. Gettler puffs his cigar and cogitates.

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676.751 - 699.037 Ed Helms

There's been a commotion upstate in Buffalo where the health commissioner is alleging that dozens of recent deaths, chalked up to heart disease or apoplexy, were actually the work of methyl alcohol. In his own lab at Bellevue, Alexander's been seeing some downright bizarre things in his test results. And I don't mean the sludge he makes out of dead people. That's all in a day's work.

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699.457 - 726.949 Ed Helms

But the chemicals he's finding in that sludge? Well, they're getting weirder and weirder. Pyridine? What the? Pyridine is colorless and highly flammable. It's commonly found in herbicides and insecticides. In other words, it's poison. Gettler knows the mafiosos distributing tainted liquor aren't afraid to get their hands a little dirty. But still, intentionally serving people insecticide?

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727.449 - 728.63 Unknown Narrator / Supporting Voice

That's not good for business.

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729.315 - 747.127 Ed Helms

and it gets weirder. There's also kerosene and industrial benzene, commonly found in rubber and gas. Now, you don't need to be chief toxicologist of Bellevue Medical Center to know kerosene and alcohol are a bad mix, but never one to jump to conclusions.

747.668 - 756.774 Ed Helms

Gettler wonders if there's a way these victims might have accidentally consumed these poisons, which sounds crazy, but he's actually seen a lot of it.

757.374 - 758.235 Unknown Narrator / Supporting Voice

The radium girls.

759.158 - 785.004 Ed Helms

Back in 1925, a dozen women died, and at least 50 more became ill with mysterious symptoms, including necrosis of the jaw. Since they all worked at the same watch factory, the cases were assumed to be connected. However, the company doctors tried to sweep it all under the rug. That's when Gettler was called in. He ran some tests and figured out exactly what was going on.

786.184 - 811.205 Ed Helms

In order to make the watch faces glow in the dark, the workers painted them with radium, which, just like it sounds, is radioactive. The radium girls, as they came to be known, had been licking their paintbrushes to wet them as they painted, unknowingly consuming toxic radium every time. So now back to these latest poisonings by benzene and kerosene.

Chapter 4: What dangers did 1920s Americans face from poisonings and industrial toxins?

886.916 - 906.791 Ed Helms

The crowd is restless, especially Alexander Gettler, as his mind turns to the most fucked up thing about all these poisonings. Since the dawn of Prohibition, the bootleggers and the mob have been competing directly with the government. The Prohibition Bureau, Mabel Walker-Willibrandt, the IRS, James Duran, and all their cronies.

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907.452 - 927.441 Ed Helms

They've been going back and forth, taking their swings at each other, as the government keeps putting nastier things into industrial alcohol, and the outlaws keep hiring chemists to thwart them. Gettler knows what he's seeing is no accident. Finally, in the bottom of the sixth, with Gehrig on base, Babe Ruth gets a hold of one.

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929.663 - 952.096 Ed Helms

The Colossus of Cloud hammers his 30th home run of the season, and the Yankees take the lead. Gettler rises to his feet with the rest of the crowd as he watches two all-time greats cross home plate. Sorry to spoil it for you, but the scoreline will hold. The Yankees win 2-1. All in all, a bad afternoon for Gettler has turned good thanks to a single swing of the bat.

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952.756 - 972.826 Ed Helms

But as he joins the crowd streaming out of the park and towards the 161st Street subway station, Gettler can't help but wonder, how many of these people would the government be willing to sacrifice for this insane failing strategy of deterrence? Gettler knows better than anyone this strategy isn't working.

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973.587 - 993.704 Ed Helms

If denaturing industrial alcohol stopped people from making drinks out of it, people would have stopped getting drunk. But that's clearly just not happening. If introducing more and more pernicious cocktails of poisons actually scared people away from drinking, they wouldn't keep ending up on a metal tray in Gettler and Norris's lab. It's madness. It's madness.

994.465 - 1016.923 Ed Helms

Gettler thinks to himself as he boards a packed train back to Brooklyn, not only are Duran and his boys intentionally making industrial alcohol unsafe, but this latest concoction seems to be a sign they're going to keep upping the ante. As if there's some magic formula, a perfect mixture so deadly it could finally convince drinkers to give up the booze.

1017.907 - 1025.648 Ed Helms

Alexander Gettler knows this is folly, but he doesn't know how much worse it's about to get.

Chapter 5: What is the story behind the 'Jake Leg' condition and the bootleg cocktail?

1032.921 - 1050.106 Soledad O'Brien

I'm Soledad O'Brien, and on my podcast, Murder on the Towpath, I'm taking you back to the 1960s. Mary Pinchot Meyer was a painter who lived in Georgetown in Washington, D.C. Every day, she took a daily walk along the towpath near the E&O Canal.

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1050.606 - 1059.129 Unknown Narrator

So when she was killed in a wealthy neighborhood... She had been shot twice in the head and in the back behind the heart.

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1059.741 - 1086.946 Soledad O'Brien

The police arrived in a heartbeat. Within 40 minutes, a man named Raymond Crump Jr. was arrested. He was found nearby, soaking wet, and he was black. Only one woman dared defend him, civil rights lawyer W. Roundtree. Join me as we unravel this story with a crazy twist. Because what most people didn't know is that Mary was connected to a very powerful man.

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1087.606 - 1092.447 John F. Kennedy

I pledge you that we shall neither commit nor provoke aggression.

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1093.027 - 1103.19 Soledad O'Brien

John F. Kennedy. Listen to Murder on the Towpath with Soledad O'Brien on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

1109.949 - 1112.781 J.W. Quillen

This is a warning to all you drinkers tempting fate.

1114.827 - 1129.374 Ed Helms

That's J.W. Quillen, head chemist at the IRS. Now, I know what you're thinking, and don't worry, our old pal James Duran is still around. In fact, he's moved up in the world. Duran's now the Federal Prohibition Commissioner. Quillen works for him.

1130.154 - 1139.598 Ed Helms

And on a hot August day, just a week after Babe Ruth's game-winning dinger, Duran has sent Quillen to deliver a warning from the government to drinkers everywhere.

1140.439 - 1143.38 J.W. Quillen

Alcohol found in speakeasies is not safe to drink.

Chapter 6: How did Alexander Gettler connect poisonings to government and mob actions during Prohibition?

Chapter 7: What is the significance of the Yankees game in Alexander Gettler's investigation?

1032.921 - 1050.106 Soledad O'Brien

I'm Soledad O'Brien, and on my podcast, Murder on the Towpath, I'm taking you back to the 1960s. Mary Pinchot Meyer was a painter who lived in Georgetown in Washington, D.C. Every day, she took a daily walk along the towpath near the E&O Canal.

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1050.606 - 1059.129 Unknown Narrator

So when she was killed in a wealthy neighborhood... She had been shot twice in the head and in the back behind the heart.

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1059.741 - 1086.946 Soledad O'Brien

The police arrived in a heartbeat. Within 40 minutes, a man named Raymond Crump Jr. was arrested. He was found nearby, soaking wet, and he was black. Only one woman dared defend him, civil rights lawyer W. Roundtree. Join me as we unravel this story with a crazy twist. Because what most people didn't know is that Mary was connected to a very powerful man.

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1087.606 - 1092.447 John F. Kennedy

I pledge you that we shall neither commit nor provoke aggression.

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1093.027 - 1103.19 Soledad O'Brien

John F. Kennedy. Listen to Murder on the Towpath with Soledad O'Brien on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

1109.949 - 1112.781 J.W. Quillen

This is a warning to all you drinkers tempting fate.

1114.827 - 1129.374 Ed Helms

That's J.W. Quillen, head chemist at the IRS. Now, I know what you're thinking, and don't worry, our old pal James Duran is still around. In fact, he's moved up in the world. Duran's now the Federal Prohibition Commissioner. Quillen works for him.

1130.154 - 1139.598 Ed Helms

And on a hot August day, just a week after Babe Ruth's game-winning dinger, Duran has sent Quillen to deliver a warning from the government to drinkers everywhere.

1140.439 - 1143.38 J.W. Quillen

Alcohol found in speakeasies is not safe to drink.

Chapter 8: Who are the key government figures involved in Prohibition enforcement and chemical regulation?

1893.318 - 1898.86 Randy Sankey

He's not in good health, good control of his motor abilities.

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1900.199 - 1923.63 Ed Helms

He's got pneumonia. His eyes are still bloodshot. It's a struggle to keep food down. His breath is so shallow, it's starting to seem unlikely he'll ever be able to hit those great cornet licks he's so well known for again. So one day, Jack helps him out of bed and down to the street. Anything to preoccupy him, maybe help him regain a bit of his strength.

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1924.929 - 1938.398 Ed Helms

But today, Bix is overcome by a strange impulse, a morbid curiosity. Something in his gut, still ravaged by the poison, tells him to take the elevator down to the basement level.

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1939.399 - 1940.319 Unknown Narrator

What floor, sir?

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1941.74 - 1964.401 Ed Helms

They take the elevator down to the lowest level. The temperature drops about 10 degrees as they step out. It might just be a bad case of the chills, but Bix swears he can see his breath. They slowly teeter towards a heavy iron door clearly marked with the word, Mortuary. A watchman idles by the entrance to the morgue. Turns out he's a jazz fan.

1965.001 - 1968.982 Ed Helms

That, along with a five dollar bill, is enough to get them inside.

1972.284 - 1974.845 J.W. Quillen

Bix, you sure you want to do this?

1975.851 - 1999.36 Ed Helms

Jack and Bix are the only living souls in the morgue. No doctors, no students. But there is a lone body lying on an examination table in the middle of the room. She's bloodless, as cold and smooth as marble. Soon she'll be embalmed, redressed, and placed in a pine box. A modest funeral. More than likely, she comes from a family who can only afford the bare minimum.

2000.16 - 2023.065 Ed Helms

With one foot in the grave himself, Bix must have wondered what he'd look like when it came time to splay him out on a cold steel table. When Randy told us this story, it really hit me. Because Bix stands out to me as the kind of person Gettler was trying to help, trying to save. And the fact that Bix visited the morgue. He literally walked the halls where Gettler was doing his important work.

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