George is here to shame some of the worst DM stories we've ever heard... Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/PITREDDIT to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. PODCAST: https://smo.sh/PitRedditSpotify https://smo.sh/PitRedditiHeart https://smo.sh/PitRedditApple 0:00 Intro 1:41 I don't want to play a game my gf created https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/14kf0q0/aita_for_not_wanting_to_play_a_game_my_girlfriend/ 10:41 Sponsor 11:57 DM killed my character for no reason https://www.reddit.com/r/dndhorrorstories/comments/1iwrzs7/dm_kills_my_character_for_no_reason/ 22:50 Craigslist ask for beautiful priestess https://www.reddit.com/r/rpghorrorstories/comments/k5hjkn/find_me_that_sexy_priestess_will_pay_in_gold/ 32:09 I wouldn't give my coworker my day off so I could play a video game https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/134yq24/aita_for_not_giving_my_coworker_my_day_off/ 39:39 My player fell in love with me (the DM) https://www.reddit.com/r/dndhorrorstories/comments/1hmbadh/my_player_fell_in_love_with_me_the_dm_but_im/ 47:56 Our DM went to pee and never came back https://www.reddit.com/r/dndhorrorstories/comments/mujj84/our_dm_went_to_pee_and_never_returned/ 49:15 DM says I can't be a bard https://www.reddit.com/r/rpghorrorstories/comments/elv29a/dm_says_i_cant_be_a_bard/ 54:40 Playing a woman, I think I got a taste of sexism https://www.reddit.com/r/rpghorrorstories/comments/eomg8k/playing_a_woman_i_think_i_got_the_tinniest_taste/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Spencer Agnew // https://www.instagram.com/spennser/ George Primavera // https://www.instagram.com/dmgeorge_primavera/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Emily Rose Jacobson Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Art Coordinator: Abby Schmidt Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Videographer: James Hull Camera Operator: Eric Wann Assistant Director: Jonathan Hyon Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Operations Manager: Selina Garcia Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses People Operations Specialist: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Associate Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh
Chapter 1: What is the theme of today's gaming stories?
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Chapter 2: Am I the Asshole for not wanting to play my girlfriend's game?
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Hello and welcome to Smosh Reads Reddit Stories. I'm Shane and today the theme is gaming. A lot of tabletop gaming. We have two people here who know a little bit about tabletop gaming. We have Spencer and George Primavera joining us. What's up? Two game masters. Gamers. You guys are professional gamers. Quite literally. On the regular, yeah. Yeah.
Spencer, I mean, I don't know where you do your gaming.
I don't know anymore.
Yeah, but George, you're over at Critical Role doing all sorts of fun stuff. Yeah, yeah. I am one of the co-DMs for the Reslayer's Take on Critical Role. I'm the DM for a podcast called Hero Club and do all sorts of D&D related stuff on a podcast called Total Party Skill. So I'm all up in the D&D world right now.
And if you haven't checked out Dread, our Dread series over at Smosh Games, George is the one who runs all those stories for us, and man, it's always a blast. Those are so fun. If you haven't checked those out, go check those out.
I think it's the best thing we've done at Smosh Games.
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Chapter 3: What happens when a DM kills a character for no reason?
So when we're talking about families, partners playing board games, shit can get real. Oh yeah. We're about to see some stories here and see what happens. Our first story comes from Am I the Asshole? Am I the asshole for not wanting to play a game my girlfriend created?
Oh no. Oh no.
Dude, already, that's a heater. Oh, this is awesome. Kim coming out hot. So we have a 27-year-old guy here. He says, my girlfriend, who's 24, has been working on a visual novel game as a side project for almost two years and recently finished it.
She wanted me to play it, but I initially declined since I'm not into visual novels or reading long stories, but after she begged, I gave it a try and played for a good 15 minutes. Now I can tell she put in a lot of effort in the writing and the art and it was a good start but I just got tired of reading and stopped.
She asked what I thought and wanted me to eventually finish it and tell her what I thought about the choices and the endings but I told her I had no plans to. She looked shocked and asked if it was boring. I told her no, it's just that I'm just not into this type of genre and she knows I'm not into reading but asked me to make an exception this time since she made it.
I got upset because I think she is being childish and wants to blackmail me into doing something I don't want. After I made it clear I wasn't continuing, she hasn't talked to me since. I already know that she is talented and smart, so just because I don't wanna play it doesn't mean I don't support her. Some of my friends agree she's being immature, but others think I should be more supportive.
So am I the asshole?
This is literally how it feels when you guys aren't into a game that I put on Smosh Games.
This board game sucks, dude.
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Chapter 4: What are the worst Craigslist D&D requests?
No, I was going to say, when you threw blackmail, I was like, what is that?
You mean asking?
Yeah. Yeah, what the fuck? What was the line he said? He's like, I'm not going to put any more time into this. Yeah, he put 15 minutes into it.
15 minutes. So at least you should work out for two years. He knows I don't like to read. It's like, uh. Babe, you know I don't like reading. Uh, reading and artwork? Uh, it's a whole lot, babe.
Babe, you don't know. You know I don't love engaging with the things you've created.
Yeah, I think he's clearly missing the entire point of like, oh, this isn't my genre. It's like, that's cool, man. Who cares? Yeah, it doesn't really matter. She's been working on this for two years.
If he had said an hour, maybe I might have felt like a little sliver of like, oh, you gave it the old college try. 15 minutes is crazy.
How full a cereal is 15 minutes? She's not even asking him to read it and enjoy it. She's like, I want your help. Here's something I'm passionate about. Here's something I'm working on. Can I get your opinion on this? And that could be anything. What does he care about? I don't fucking know what this guy actually likes. That guy likes Gatorade and bicep day. He's like, I don't read. Sorry, babe.
I'm done reading. I got to go back to watching porn. I just, if anything, the fact that he doesn't like it means that he would probably have valuable insight to improve it and make it more broadly applicable if he actually cared about giving some feedback. Yeah, like a non, just a different perspective on it.
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Chapter 5: How does sexism manifest in tabletop gaming?
Doki Doki Literature Club is like close. And then also there's Dream Daddy. Yeah, exactly. I've not heard of a single one of these so far. These are like dating sims. So it's like Dream Daddy is the one where like you're a new dad in this neighborhood where there's tons of hot dads. You're a hot dad talking to other hot dads. Okay, cool. It's really cool.
I think dating sims and visual novels are often conflated. I think there's a lot of elements that they share.
There's a walking simulator that is kind of a visual novel that I love called Firewatch. Oh, I love Firewatch. Our sound guy, Scott, loves Firewatch too. I saw his hands pumping in the air. Firewatch is incredible. No, I respect it, but I have not participated too much. But I wouldn't play more than 15 minutes. I'd probably play a little bit. Otherwise, that's blackmail. Yeah.
Otherwise, essentially, anytime, yeah, if your partner makes you do something, I'm like, I'm being blackmailed. You're committing fraud right now.
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Chapter 6: Why is communication key in a D&D group?
It's funny. Right, right. Yeah. There is a major element of, like, clearly this is a consenting individual. That's all fine. I want to be nowhere near this. Yeah. Oh, yeah. If I was there, I'd be like, no, thanks. No, dude, I'll be logging out. Here's the problem with Zoom, though, is that, like, I don't trust that these guys aren't going to record. Screenshot them. They're going to record this.
Oh, yeah.
And it's like, hey, like, come on. That's not worth $100. No, no protections. That's more. No, there is a lot of nuance. There's tons of nuance. But I get what you're saying of like, hey, if you're paying someone and they said they're down, fine. Do I want to be in that game?
Do I want to be in the game? No.
It's still funny as fuck. It's not lasting five minutes. You'll be like, oh, priestess, actually, not yet. Join us on our quest. And the DM's like, you have to join them.
We'll see you next week. I love giving her like, I'm going to text you somewhere between four and six. That's like the beginning of driving. It's like, I'm going to give you a five minute window.
Yeah, dude. Okay, comment. Imagine the hour and 55 minutes.
Just at your computer, just no sure on just your reflection in the fucking... I'm gonna need a beautiful naked priest hanging dong. 50 bucks an hour, 50 bucks an hour.
Comments, I'm on the fence with this. It seems pretty straight and upfront about what they're looking for. Yeah, it's straight. Even if it feels a bit, even if it feels a bit cringey, I know a couple of extroverted RPG playing friends who wouldn't immediately rule this out, though they'd certainly have questions. And one would definitely be whether the players were all on board with the nudity.
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