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Chapter 1: What is the highlight of human civilization according to Scott Adams?
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Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine day of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and damn it, it happens right now. Go. So good. Well, special thanks to Jack Posobiec for your kind words on X. I appreciate that. I'm glad you watch every day. How about the news, huh?
Chapter 2: What charges were brought against officers at a juvenile detention facility?
There's a lot of news today. Let's see if we can pound through it. We'll get to the serious stuff in a minute, but while people are streaming in. According to the AP in Los Angeles, 30 officers at a Southern California juvenile detention facility have been charged for holding what they call gladiator fights with the minors. So it's not even an adult facility. It's a juvenile detention center.
I'm not supposed to laugh at this. It's a juvenile detention center. But apparently they were organizing, the officers were, not the inmates, But the guards were organizing gladiator fights where they would just all meet in a certain place at a certain time and fight it out.
Now, I know somebody who has had a more interesting life than I have and claims that this is completely normal for adult detention facilities, that the guards do, in fact, organize fights among the inmates for the adults. I didn't know it was happening at juvenile facilities. That just makes it extra bad.
But if you think this just happened in one place and there were 30 officers who were all in on it, I got to wake you up. This is closer to standard procedure. The guards, if they hate the inmates, any particular ones, they organize a fight and they just put the ones they hate in the fight and they just stand back and watch it. That's a real thing.
All right, well, according to Attorney General Pam Bonte, there's an alleged truckload of Epstein files that were released by, guess what, the Southern District of New York. I guess that's where they were all being stored. And not unrelated, the head of that FBI, the Southern District of New York, was asked to resign.
partly because he told people to dig in, and that was taken as resisting the Trump administration. But also he wasn't really too keen on releasing all the Epstein files, so he's gone. And the Epstein files are in a truck, and Pam Bonney says that they're going to be delivered, or they've already been delivered, and now they have to go through them, and
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Chapter 3: What updates are there on the Epstein files?
and then they'll figure out just what they can and cannot show. Do you believe that? I don't believe any of it. Do you think that they fought so hard to not show it that they wouldn't also destroy the good stuff? The truckload doesn't mean there's any good stuff.
So I'm going to guess that when they get in there, they're going to say, huh, according to the evidence records and the document page numbers, it feels like all the good stuff has been removed. Or the FBI itself will again, even if it's Kash Patel or somebody else, will just block out the things that we're not supposed to see. And maybe that's all the stuff that we really wanted to see.
So I'm going to say, just for fun, I don't believe it's real. I do believe there's a truck. I do believe it's got a lot of Epstein files in it. I do not believe this means we're going to find out the good stuff. I think it's just going to be more repeats of things we've seen, but with a lot more detail. So I don't trust this at all.
But it does look like Pam Bondi is dead serious, and it looks like Kash Patel is dead serious about trying. So I'm going to give them A-plus for trying. But I feel like the deep state may have already removed any possibility of finding the good stuff. We'll see. It's just speculation. Joe Maddo trying to sell the idea that Trump is working with Putin in a Russian puppet. You know, the usual thing.
It wouldn't matter what Trump did. Trump woke up today. Oh, he woke up like a Russian puppet. Trump took a walk on the golf course. That's exactly what Putin would want him to do. So she writes up this
super academic list of all the ways that that trump is already already helping putin and it's such it's such an academic and boring and complicated well but you know this could be connected in some way you know this stretching the idea of of the connection let me give you some examples uh so here's one of the ways that trump is allegedly helping putin
But he weakened, this is from Rachel Meadow, he weakened the nuclear security by firing key personnel. Okay, we're reducing personnel in basically everything that Doge touches. So basically everything that Doge touches ends up in people being fired. And every time, no matter what department it is, somebody says, but those are the best people. Those are the best.
You got rid of all the best people. What are we going to do now? The nuclear security is probably exactly the same. So no, that's probably had nothing to do with Putin. Probably just was cost-cutting. And then she said that... that Trump has disbanded a key U.S. counterintelligence units. Eliminated the FBI's Foreign Influence Task Force, which investigated
secret foreign lobbying by adversaries such as russia okay so it's something that affects all of our other adversaries and but also our allies because they always try to influence us too so it was a general rule but rachel's like that looks like that's for putin so almost anything that trump does you can make an argument but indirectly indirectly that looks like that's for putin
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of the U.S. cyber offensive pause against Russia?
that our major media platforms historically had all been fake. They were either controlled by the CIA or in this case, probably wasn't the CIA, but just somebody wanted to lie because it was good for him or it worked into his philosophy. Can you even imagine what changed enough that this wouldn't still be the case? Was there magic? Was there some magic? after this happened?
And then the magic would catch it every time it tried to happen again? No. The Russia collusion hoax was just a made-up whole thing. What about the Fine People hoax? Which, by the way, was, yeah, I think NPR actually pushed the Fine People hoax again, I think, yesterday. Now, the media has never been real.
And if you don't know that it's never been real historically, it's really hard to understand that it suddenly turned bad. But most people think, well, it was pretty good in the old days. Maybe it got a little worse, but it's basically okay. No, it has always been completely fake, and there are reasons for it.
There are structural reasons that guarantee it will be fake because people have interests, and those interests have money, and sometimes they're the writers. But nobody's really interested in the truth. They're interested in what works out for them.
Well, meanwhile, the TSMC, the big gigantic chip company that operates mostly in Taiwan, says they're going to put $100 billion into the US to build and support semiconductor manufacturing here. That sounds familiar, right? Because we've had a few rounds of this company is going to do that, this company. So I saw Daniel Baldwin, who works for OANN, and he put together a list.
So it's $100 billion from TSMC, the chip company. Apple promised $500 billion for domestic manufacturing. Something called Zepabound, $27 billion. $100 billion from SoftBank, $20 billion from DAMAC, I don't know what that is, $500 billion from Stargate, $600 billion from Saudi Arabia. Now, those numbers start adding up, don't they?
The other thing that's important that Trump understands better than anybody's ever understood it is that sometimes you have to BS a little bit about how things are going. And then everybody's like, really? Everything's going in that direction? There's a big list of people putting a lot of money in there? I better get on board. It's how I get attention. It's how I make the government like me.
It's how I get the public to like me. It looks like it's a trend. So these type of deals are being really well promoted. And the promotion is probably as important as the dollar amounts, at least in the early stages. because you need a lot more, but you want everybody to think everybody's doing it. You need people to just think, oh, this is the thing now. This is what we do. And we're there.
I think he's actually achieved that. Eric Doherty on X says that HP is looking to move a lot of their operations from China to the US in response to Trump's tariffs. So there's another story. The tariffs are working, at least in that limited sense. And meanwhile, Trump's telling farmers to get ready to produce more food to sell inside the U.S.
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