He Decapitated a Man On The Bus - The Vince Li story

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So aliens are slowly taking over the world, and this man is the only one who can save us. Let me explain. Now, the man's name is Vince Lee. He's Canadian. He works odd jobs here and there to pay his bills. He's a normal guy. And then one day, Vince starts hearing a voice. And it's the voice of his God. And I don't know what his God looks like, but I assume he looks like this.

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So his God tells him, Vince Lee, you've been chosen for a special mission. And he basically tells him that he's the new Jesus, and that aliens, extraterrestrials, are invading Earth. And that it's now his job to protect all of humanity from this invasion. But most importantly, these aliens are aren't little green men like you'd see in the movies. These aliens look like real people.

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Now, after Vince Lee talks to his God, he doesn't go and get evaluated by a mental health professional. No, no. Instead, he starts doing what it tells him to do. His God tells him to travel across the country looking for these aliens. And I guess when your god tells you to travel across the country looking for extraterrestrials, you travel across the country looking for extraterrestrials.

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What else are you gonna do? And so, that's what he does. He travels across the country looking for these aliens. Sometimes by bus, sometimes on foot, but he'll disappear for like days at a time while he goes on these missions. Now, I don't know if he actually finds any aliens while he's out on these missions.

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I just know that he's gone for long periods of time and people around him think it's strange. Here's the thing, though. Vince Lee has a wife and his wife, she's very concerned about him. I mean, he claims his God is talking to him and his wife is also frustrated with him, mostly because he keeps disappearing for days at a time and she isn't entirely sure as to why.

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So inevitably, this leads to problems in their marriage, and they're fighting all the time, and she eventually has had enough. And she's like, I am out. And she leaves him, they divorce. And they try and reconcile and work it out, but ultimately, it just doesn't work. And this is, I'm sure, devastating for Vince Lee. But he's still focused on his mission. Stop the alien invasion.

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So then at some point, Vince Lee goes to the store and he buys himself a buck knife in case he needs to protect himself from the extraterrestrials. Then I guess his God comes to him and tells him, Vince Lee, it's time to start your mission. And Vince Lee's like... Alright. And so he does what his god says and he heads to the bus terminal and he boards a Greyhound bus.

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And he chills there quietly as the bus travels from Edmonton over to Erickson. And there in Erickson his god comes to him again and he tells him to get off the bus. So he gets off the bus and he spends the night sleeping on a bench. And in the morning he gets on another Greyhound bus that passes through. And he eventually ends up sitting at the back of the bus next to this guy. His name's Tim.

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And Tim, he's just tired. He's sitting there with his headphones on. He's been traveling 18 hours. So pretty quickly, Tim's asleep. And Vince Lee, he just sits there, enjoying the ride, waiting, wondering if his God is gonna come to him and tell him what to do. Until... Now at some point on this trip, Vince Lee's God starts talking to him once again. And he tells him what he wants him to do.

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He tells him that the guy sitting next to him, Tim, is one of those aliens. And that Vince Lee needs to unalive him. And he needs to do it quickly before Tim wakes up and unalives him. And so Vince Lee listens to his God and he reaches into his bag and he pulls out that buck knife. And he turns to Tim, and then BAM! He stabs him. And then he stabs him again. And then again, and again, and again.

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It is brutal. And the people on the bus, they notice this chaos, and they start freaking out and screaming like, Stop the bus! Someone's getting stabbed! And the bus driver hears the screaming, and so they pull over, they open the doors, and all the passengers run off the bus.

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Meanwhile, poor Tim, he's trying to fight off Vince Lee, and he manages to break away and get into the aisle, but Vince Lee tackles him to the aisle floor, and he just keeps stabbing him again and again. And he eventually stabs him over 50 times, until he's unalived. Then Vince Lee's God comes to him again and he tells him that he needs to decapitate Tim, cut his head off.