Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
2 Men Escaped From Jail And The Judge Chases Them Down
Sat, 01 Feb 2025
This is the story of Tanner Jacobson and Kodey Howard, the 2 men who tried to escape jail and are caught by Judge Buzzard.
Chapter 1: Who are Tanner Jacobson and Cody Howard?
Chapter 2: What led to Tanner Jacobson's arrest?
So one night, this guy, he's out and he's driving. And he's driving a bit recklessly. And police, they pull him over. And they see that not only was he driving like a turd, but he's also driving with a suspended license. So then, bam, they arrest him and they throw him in jail. Now the guy, his name's Tanner. And I don't have a mugshot of Tanner, but here he is in real life, in jail.
Now he's not locked up for very long before he has a quick hearing to go to. So he's in the courtroom, in handcuffs, sitting next to a bunch of other alleged criminals, waiting in line for the judge to hear their case. And there he is here on the left. Now here's where it gets good though. Tanner happens to be sitting next to this guy. His name's Cody.
And Cody, he's in court for theft charges because I guess he stole some woman's purse or something and he got busted. Regardless, neither of them have really major charges against them. It's not like they went out and committed murder or something.
But while the two guys sit there, the judge, this guy, Judge Buzzard, no, Judge Buzzard is sitting here and he's setting the conditions of their release, meaning they're likely just about to be released. But Cody, I guess this whole process just isn't fast enough for him. Like he wants out of all this right now. And Bro comes up with a brilliant plan to basically just make all this worse.
He turns to Tanner. And I don't think they really know each other. But he turns to Tanner and he says, I'm gonna run. And so Cody looks around and he sees his chance and boom, he sprints for the exit. And as you can see, for some strange reason, Tanner is also like, that's a great idea. And you can see in the courtroom footage, he runs too.
So now these two turds are on the run and pow, they make it out into the hallway and oh, Cody falls and he leaves his prison croc behind, but he is able to get up and they are out. Now I mentioned Judge Buzzard is overseeing both their cases. Here's the thing about Judge Buzzard though. I guess Buzzard, he ain't no punk and he is not about to let these two clowns get away.
So as Tanner and Cody are running out, Buzzard literally stands up and rips off his judge's robe like he's f***ing Superman and kaboom, he runs after them. And if you look at the footage, the two attorneys here, they're like shocked. They're like, so should we call a recess or...
But anyway, the chase is on, and Tanner and Cody, they actually make it to the stairwell, and they sprint down the flight of stairs. Now, Judge Buzzard, he's still determined to get them, and he is right behind them. And boom, he busts through the door, and now he's in the stairwell with them. But the two guys, they've now made it down to the second floor.
But they aren't fast enough because Buzzard is closing in. But then, finally, they make it to the bottom floor. And Tanner actually makes it first. And he gets out the door and he keeps running. But then Cody makes it to the bottom floor. But not before Judge Buzzard grabs his ass as he's trying to run out the door. And pow, he tackles him just outside the building.
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