Action Bronson raps, cooks, paints, hosts, and acts (for Martin Scorsese, at least). He also has philosophical explanations for why A) he never wears pants, B) his go-to move is the headbutt, and C) nothing is better than a VHS tape. But Action Bronson had still never heard of the Accidental Bronson tribute account. Until now. Plus: AOL screennames, robot vacuum murder, and saggy balls. This episode originally aired November 10, 2023 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
What makes Action Bronson a modern renaissance man?
Arm, leg, ass cheek, rear delt. Seriously. Bad shit. But who knew where this juice was coming from? Could have been canola oil. Could have been whatever. Mazola. I could have been f***ing giving myself goddamn project surgery, you know, like BBLs.
Yep, yep, yep, yep. And what would you go do, though, with all of the... I would go f***ing do ballet.
An ice skate. We might go f***ing lift weights, bro. Meathead s***. Eat turkey. Raw turkey. Rolled in meat. Rolled in raw chicken meat. And then rolled in Provo. Isopure, EAS, Bill Romanowski.
Yes.
You understand? That's the type. I was taking creatine at 13 years old.
I imagine you now. I imagine young Action Bronson eating a raw f***ing turducken like John Madden.
Straight up turducken. I mean, turducken is ridiculous, but I like it.
It does seem a little unholy.
Well, when it's done right, it's delicious. The idea of just like all that, I think it's craziness. That's more for like, seems like you started for a party.
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